I usually don’t even reply but amused myself with it today. Then of course blocked him/her. 😆3yr ⋅ Major-Mommy-xoxo ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Can I please record you 🙏? Ugh nothing I HATE more. Maybe bb requests actually, but that's it lol2yr ⋅ cutest_corpse ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Another funny of the day! 😂 I make these memes all day, someone stop me 😂4yr ⋅ HereFortheFood954 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Here is my pup comforting me when I came home crying from a client. He was an old guy, paid well above my rate, but I just had to stay firm on my boundaries countless times making it very tiring. Even tried to anal penetrate me without a condom, when the timer went off, I couldn't be more happy.2yr ⋅ Eris1998 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Update: Finally done with my SD client. I feel relief, too much gaslighting going on. Love the mansplaining too...2yr ⋅ LunaSolMiel ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
When clients talk a big game over text but you both know this is how it's gonna go down:5yr ⋅ Whaabz ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Following a recent incident with a client, I decided to paint a 2x2' rules board for my incall room. Its 100% handpainted and I hate that I have good reason to do it. Took approx 17hrs2yr ⋅ DirtySquare ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
This fuckin kid from my high school started buying my content and he drives me insane. ShOuLd I bUy SoMeThInG? Fuck dude, I dont care.4yr ⋅ kristenlovecraft ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Why do they they think being nice means we will see them for free???1yr ⋅ IrelandDomme ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
So empowering to block these types. Know your worth, ladies!5yr ⋅ just_call_me_chloe ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
I can’t help but wonder if they would be in that situation if they weren’t being time wasters for funsies 😂1yr ⋅ awholemessadessa ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
As long as I can provide the “most passionate experience of our lives,” I can earn back my P411 discount! 😒1yr ⋅ Final_Art_3760 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
I decided this is how I’m gonna respond to all the random DM’s I get here 🤣😂🤣😂5yr ⋅ ProfessionalLeggings ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Tried to send politely inform and got compared to a pedophile 🙄3yr ⋅ stitch-in-the-rain ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
When clients say “I don’t know why I always get scammed, I did my research, she’s legit” and this is the ad they gave money to😂😂😂11mo ⋅ jokesonme5ever ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
My older sister found out. She hasn’t taken it well thus far. How did y’all handle this?1yr ⋅ Violetspectrumdisrdr ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
I feel like they do this to torture me lol I specially put *my prices are my prices. Please do not ask to pay anything less* but eh, Fuck me and my rules I guess. Since He’s different and all lol1yr ⋅ cutest_corpse ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Apparently Reddit has been overtaken by unoriginal OnlyFans creators. Would love to see this neckbeard try to run an OF and promote it here without getting banned. Smh.3yr ⋅ otters_hold_hands ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
“I’ll have half when you get there, half when you leave” lmao go to hell. My rate is 1k for the HOUR, I said we can do 500 and then he said he wants to hangout the whole night for that...whew. You give them an inch, & they take a mile.1yr ⋅ Jamijamjami ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
My favorite client. Always super patient, flexible, and understanding if I can't get his content to him immediately.2yr ⋅ lyllith_volting ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
First day of the year, I take my son to get a haircut. Seems an ex client goes there too. Saw him walk in, I had an appointment set so I could not avoid him. He is probably mortified since he is an extremely shy person. Fuk U 2022. I’ll just stay behind the pole. Lol2yr ⋅ Tea_Teller ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Seeking: Someone to put up with my cheap ass - ladies please form an orderly queue for this sugar daddy!3yr ⋅ assinoroyale ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
What’s a dupa boy???! Also sorry for repost forgot to blur self proclaimed f*gs phone number1yr ⋅ tittydamnfuck420 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Just remember... just because he can’t afford you, doesn’t mean you aren’t worth it!! Don’t let dumb, cheap men try to make you feel bad for your rates :)5yr ⋅ catlovesdc ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
If I rolled my eyes any harder they would fall out of my head2yr ⋅ miescherskittyxx ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
A (not so) Funny fool uses fake google search image to pretend to be an actual client- use google photo search stay safe.1yr ⋅ tittydamnfuck420 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
AND ANOTHER ONE 😂 Told him my next availability and that sending a picture of his ID with only his first name showing wasn't enough. What is in the fucking water with these dudes?1yr ⋅ Delilah_Loves_You ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Money affirmations I repeat all day long. Been working good 🤑Y’all should try it out if you don’t already! 💰💚💰💚3yr ⋅ spiritualheaux ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Literally please feel free to save this and send to anyone who asks [oc]3yr ⋅ audrinade ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Warning: It’s Twitter banning season. Account suspended for bikini photos in banner, you can see they are non nude be for not selecting “protect tweets” I hope this saves yours, I’m in tears. 4 years of hard work to even reach 1k finally. Just lost my website & linktree last week.2yr ⋅ LovelyLadyLewds ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Saw this on twitter. Lady is a tramp AND a goddamned genius.5yr ⋅ CharityNeverFails ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
A repeat client reached out to me today saying he had no money but could trade a pair of AirPods for my services. Immediately had to make this 😂 Escorts are a LUXURY!4yr ⋅ ChilledPorn ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Saw this on my timeline. What are y’all’s opinions on this? Just out of curiosity 😊2yr ⋅ rerestarr ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
I asked him for his hobby & real phone number. Thought he would understand, his hobby phone number (app), not his actual hobby in real life. He puts music. He is a Newbie & it shows. Kinda funny. Lol2yr ⋅ Tea_Teller ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Getting downvoted in wholesomememes of all places for calling out a post where someone hires a SWer to help them move instead for actual SW 🙄 Okay, y’all.5yr ⋅ ChilledPorn ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Looks like I caught a whale here babes, don't be too jealous. 'No hunny, how about I pay for our movie tickets for the booking you're hiring me for' 🙄 how do I even reply without getting so sassy I loose him (quite lovely otherwise)2yr ⋅ cool_username_iguess ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Please just read this I don’t know who it is but they started texting me a few months ago and have randomly texted me again 9 in the morning it’s too early for this shit.2yr ⋅ Fabulous-Ad-2599 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
I saw this in the wild on my Facebook about a girl who was a SWer. Just a reminder to be safe ladies. 😢2yr ⋅ throwaway966912 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
😂how I started my morning, apparently I’m going to hell yall I’ll see u there. 🤣🤪3yr ⋅ Latinxbarbie ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
I don’t have more patience for it. Meet and greet? This is a normal thing?1yr ⋅ Appropriate_Shoe9232 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
The day I start seeing men suck dick is the day I’ll take these whiny bitch ass complaints seriously. Why do it for free if a mfker cant get you off anyway 🤷🏼♀️2yr ⋅ LexiSux303 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
We met 1 time... for hh... and he was 20min late (I had someone right after so I’m sure you know the anxiety I was feeling)... What should I respond ?! Funniest answer gets sent !!3yr ⋅ ot_heaux ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Babes,lets share the most ridiculous lowballers we had for a good laugh1yr ⋅ MariaLenaSH ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Sometimes you just gotta know how to word that post appointment text. Lol. (More context in comments)3yr ⋅ throwaway7321465 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
This person sent me payment the day we had our session last week. Now he’s asking me for his payment back & that he’ll “refund” me. Should I? Personally I rlly don’t think so2yr ⋅ SexyRochelleL ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Haters gonna hate on the high rates but I’m still booked up as fuck sooo... 😎5yr ⋅ Orose22 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
I’m about to have an ungodly amount of candy 😂 cavities or diabetes here we come. Anyone else? Lol2yr ⋅ Violetspectrumdisrdr ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
😂This how creative these men going to get due to the new Law change of sending genital pictures.5yr ⋅ TSNikkiSexWorker ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Does it really take five calls and two messages to realise I'm asleep lol2yr ⋅ assinoroyale ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Regular thinks my time is free. I feel like this was a sign for me to not give him my address. I thought he would be cool because I’ve seen him several times & he is known in my community. I’m a dancer also btw, he expects me to miss work to see him for free...1yr ⋅ Jamijamjami ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Arrests happening ladies, stay vigilant and screen, screen, screen!!!5yr ⋅ Lar5031 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
😒 okay, keep that same energy when I start sending you unsolicited dick pics lmao1yr ⋅ cutest_corpse ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
My boss is more like a mother to me than my own mother. The woman deserves a medal I tell ya5yr ⋅ lagfj ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Fucking guys get on my last nerve with their frugality and fear1yr ⋅ AdultMaleRelaxation ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Dude offers me less than my minimum fee, says that his dick doesn't work because of the bag and then he says that he might be worth my time so that I can have unpaid sex with him. Lololol. Laughing on the inside3yr ⋅ megs_in_space ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
Remember that woman who sold her nudes to donate to Australia in aid against the fires? Well her family found out and look at what her mother said to her OWN daughter.4yr ⋅ hunhun1299 ⋅ r/SexWorkersOnly
