I don’t even drink wine

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These sausages have had significant shrinkage

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😣😣😣

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The fact that Jackie Chiles hasn’t gotten more attention is totally inappropriate. It's lewd, lascivious, salacious, outrageous.

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Aaaron Rodgers has turned into a Slippery Pete doppelganger

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Silicone Valley Bank? It’s gone. It burned.

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Such a great line, and all too relatable.

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Who is your least favorite side character? I’ll start.

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Jerry, we have to cook.

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MY WALLET’S GONE! MY WALLET’S GONE!

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One of my favorite Kramer burns. What are some of yours?

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Friendly reminder that Newman banged Kramer's mom

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feel so bad still loving this scene more than the original

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r/Seinfeld’s choice for best Jerry quote is “You know how to take the reservation, you just don’t know how to hold the reservation. And that’s really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them!” Frank Constanza’s best quote? The one with the most upvotes wins

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Nevermind

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Feels like an Arby’s night.

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It’s not a lie, if you believe it.

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Happy Birthday to James Hong who turns 93 today..

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What was the bath time ? 🧽🧼

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Springfeld

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Biggest twist on the show? I just watched this episode last night (first time viewer) and this was the one moment that actually made me go, “Wait, WTF?”

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Just looked at this house for sale. Told the agent this room was the place to be. She did not get it.

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Me leaving the polls this morning not wearing the I Voted sticker.

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The Contest will always be the best episode.

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Anybody else just watch Seinfeld for comfort?

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Houston won the world series last night.

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Such an underrated subtle line from Kramer

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Is Jerry wearing Carrie Sokol's sweater?

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Seinfeld: The Virus

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WHAT THE F*CK ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SH*T?!?!

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Found this loathsome brute in a Goodwill today. It sickened me, but I couldn’t look away.

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Every David Puddy post on here

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Received an email last night saying the hotel reservation I made four month ago couldn't be met. Guess my thoughts...

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Kelce is a close talker

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Today on the XFiles sub

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Lived in New York my entire life and finally made the pilgrimage

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At a random bar bathroom in Texas.

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Wanted to show you the Seinfeld wood wall art I made so far

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I’ve acquired a diner booth... what should I get to “Monk’s”-ify it?

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George has turned to the dark side

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Seen at Trader Joe's today. What are the odds that these two items were displayed together by mere coincidence?

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This is actually the single funniest image in the whole series.

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Seinfeld, but Matrix version

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Did George ever get more shameless than this?

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I sent 16 of my own men to the latrines that night.

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The best character of the four. Change my mind

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Who was the series best recurring character? My vote: David Puddy

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Happy Memorial Day weekend from Anytown, USA!

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Jerry got it right.

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Damn bruh Jerry was a whore

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Me watching The Walking Dead

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This merry man's physical comedy chops were on par with Kramer's imo

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The Prime Minister of Finland got a lot of criticism for this photo. What do you guys think?

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lolol

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What’s your favorite Estelle line?

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Wow, George has lost a lot of hair

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Unexpected Kramer in Reykjavik, Iceland

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Did any recurring character provide more laughs than Frank Costanza! So many hilarious quotes! What’s yours?

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I made it!!!! Now help me with a caption for insta :)

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The Costanzas house has that smell doesn't it? You know the one.

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Well my fiancee just won April Fools Day. She’s the opposite of every women I’ve ever met.

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Happy Fourth 🇺🇸

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Jerry Seinfeld on the first day of filming Seinfeld - April 27, 1989

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How do we feel about the Los Angeles episodes?

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Did New Yorkers really dress like this in the 90s?

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What's your favorite Newman line?

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Happy 58th Birthday Patrick Warburton.

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True That

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Dressed up as Dr. Van Nostrand tonight

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Face painter. Religious freak. Grease monkey. Recovering germaphobe. What’s your favorite David Puddy line/moment?

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The Original Proud Boys

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Little Jerry Seinfeld

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Mini Seinfeld set

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For a comedy, Seinfeld has some characters that are actually scary. I can think of Joe Davola or that guy that follows Kramer into the subway. Who else?

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I couldn’t go to NYC without making a stop! So cool to see in person.

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This switch of personalities was perfect.

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Young Larry David!

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Can any doctors confirm this?

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I think Estelle wins the ratio of lines of dialogue to laughs. Every one of her lines cracks me up.

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The actual perfect casting for the Mario movie

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This was one Jerry let get away well he screwed it up really.

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interesting

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Happy Birthday to the Close Talker ❤️

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LITTLE PIECE OF SHIT?!

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“George, are you coming to bed? I taped Mad About You”

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Why did they bring back a minor character like Lloyd Braun, only to have him portrayed by a different actor?

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Jerk Store would smoke that guy

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What are your favorite pick up lines? I’ll start.

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I haven’t seen many Conrad posts lately . I can start posting them more often . Or less. Or never, whatever you prefer.

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Hellooooooooo La La La

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Whose your most hated character? I’m going with Ray.

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Everybody in london

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Jerry’s most 90s shirt

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Even Jerry’s daughter can’t turn down a Junior Mint

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Fashion icon George

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“George, the new Velma show just premiered. I’m starting it!”

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Jerry did the right thing here. Phil is a dick and its his own fault for locking himself out.

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When I realize Larry David left the show after season 7 and had nothing to do with some of my favorite episodes

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Who else when they were younger thought this was odd... a dude sitting in silence and doing NOTHING.. to Now where I’m an adult and with a family and this is now heaven on earth? Sitting there quietly in silence? I can’t be the only one.

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Never noticed Frank drinking Hennigans, the no-smell no-tell scotch, while talking about his experience in Korea

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Will Ferrell is channeling his inner David Puddy.. You gotta let em know you’re out there, this is the playoffs!

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What makes this episode even funnier is that by today's standards this haircut looks way better

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I had lunch with Jason Alexander today. My life is complete.

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And he couldn't believe his luck

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r/Seinfeld’s choice for best George quote is: “It’s not a lie if you believe it.” Now what’s Jerry’s best quote? The one with the most upvotes wins.

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Recently re-watched JFK. What a good movie.

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Did you know? The actress who played Tammy in the episode The Stand-In also played Chucky and Tiffany in the movie Bride of Chucky

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Seinfeld easter egg in 2nd grader workbook.

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What is Elaine’s best quote? The one with the most upvotes wins.

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It was real & really not spectacular...

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Are we supposed to believe that George was having so much regular sex throughout his entire life that this was the first time he took a break?

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Don't forget where you park today

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Is this Elaine’s best line?

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Happy Super Bowl Day.

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Believe it or not, George isn't at home.

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Just saw this for the first time, behind the scenes of the iconic photobomb

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I tried to draw george and Jerry... didn't turn out so well

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What is the most dangerous piece of advice offered by Kramer?

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Was George right about the hospital being responsible for the damages to his car?

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How did you feel about the Seinfeld reunion in curb?

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Aside from These pretzels are making me thirsty, what's your favorite George's quote?

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A classic

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Jon Voight's car in a shopping mall in Bucharest

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Me, when the CDC says that vaccinated me can go out in public without a mask:

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We’re living in a futuristic society

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George did nothing wrong asking to be compensated from the hospital for the patient hitting his car. Change my mind!

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You're hung up on some clown from the sixties man!

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How's life on the red planet?

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“That’s a picture of me next to the coffin.”

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😕

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I just noticed that all the Japanese tourists are wearing The Executive raincoat

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Totally me

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Dude rats out Kramer without a second thought after he spent the whole weekend eating his lobsters.

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george being relatable as always

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Would you have sex with Elaine to save the friendship?

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Better double check that set list

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When you run into another Seinfeld fan in the wild

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I just realized that this might be the only shot of the original World Trade Center on Seinfeld.

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What's your top 2 logos?

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Why did Beth start dating Jerry

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everyday.

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This really was a weird thing for Jerry to say...

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Favorite Seinfeld Flex?

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Look to the cookie Elaine, look to the cookie

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spotted at an Aquarium...not in NY

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And now you understand the velour track suit appeal.

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