Warning: Vent tiger cubs are now bold enough to ambush other Facility pets.6yr ⋅ Simmer22 ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
The Facility will engage in a remembrance of this day for France, The People, The Families and those who lost their lives.9yr ⋅ sathion ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Let's all give round of applause to Reginald! He's going to be the first sloth on Uranus!!!10yr ⋅ mr2epic ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Sgt. Snuggles is about to return from Planet [REDACTED]! Let's all show him a warm welcome home8yr ⋅ mr2epic ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Submitting a napkin with a crazy drawing and asking for a gazillion dollars for your departments budget is NOT funny.8yr ⋅ raakphan ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
*After Uncloak has taken hostages in his office during yet another psychotic episode, a sign is placed outside.*8yr ⋅ UncloakDagger ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
EVERYONE REMAIN CALM, THERE HAS BEEN AN INCIDENT WITH THE INTERNS.7yr ⋅ Franz_reborn ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Reginald made it! He's going to establish our first base on Uranus!9yr ⋅ PaperLuigi3 ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
*A printed out image would be pinned to the bulletin board anonymously.*8yr ⋅ Simmer22 ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
[Meta] Comic #2 - Vent Tigers:The Beginning (by Eyeless Artist)9yr ⋅ VoicesDontStop ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
[META] I was lurking and found this funny comment. Decided to make an image.7yr ⋅ Meeseeks6 ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Greetings Facility, I am NanoSwarmBotAI. I present to you our current Nano Swarm Bot lineup. This system is currently active with over 12 billion Nano Swarm Bots currently in service.8yr ⋅ NanoSwarmBotAI ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
[META] How I know I've been spending too much time on /r/SecretSubreddit9yr ⋅ petrilstatusfull ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
*turns some volunteers into dolphins for the facilities aquarium*8yr ⋅ NoahGoldFox ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
I think I figured out a better design for the dildo gun... (Form /r/funny)9yr ⋅ VoicesDontStop ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Hey, just transferred in from r/NotSoSecretSubreddit, who can fill me in?10yr ⋅ mrsearchbar ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
A reminder to disable your magnetic disruptors when doing outside experiments9yr ⋅ PaperLuigi3 ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Someone has been defecating in the facility woods. Franz, you have been implicated by the security images. Please explain yourself.8yr ⋅ HarrisonFord_fridge ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
*T.V Screens throughout the Facility flash with an image of Nine-Ball destroying a city.*8yr ⋅ The_Cute_Dragon ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Hey guys? I seem to have misplaced H.E.I.D.I. She said something about visiting an old friend, haven't seen her since. Enclosed is a picture. Please let me know if you see her.10yr ⋅ Taldoable ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Umm... would someone care to explain why I have a bunch of these guys roaming the loading docks?10yr ⋅ Taldoable ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Security leaks like these need to be fixed to prevent it from happening again. Looking at you Head of Security.11yr ⋅ sathion ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
The results of experiment 27593575-b: Mercedes-Benz S-class vs Fuel Depot fire.10yr ⋅ Taldoable ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
It's complete, the project, after generations and generations of research, we can finally get the tiger problem under control11yr ⋅ Tidus4eva ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Out around Thailand scouting a new wing for our bases, Saw this and nearly ran. More intel pics to come.11yr ⋅ sathion ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Given that we are now under siege by the empire I would like to volunteer my personal star cruiser to the rebellion. She's not the biggest but she has solid fire power and near impenetrable defenses. About the size of a Venator class star destroyer, meet Mereel8yr ⋅ ConnivingKoalaGuy ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
psa: interns grow back reproductive organs (unrelated napstablook)9yr ⋅ mozziedoo ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Guys, please don't use my vehicles for recreational purposes. It's getting expensive.11yr ⋅ Taldoable ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
ALERT: Invasion in progress. All personnel please begin the anti-invasion procedures.10yr ⋅ mcfar45 ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Please return all vehicles in the same condition they were issued.10yr ⋅ Taldoable ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
[Meta: Any you guys know if this thing is worth anything? Or a subreddit I can ask to find out?]10yr ⋅ VoicesDontStop ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
I NEED A RIFLE NOW PLEASE i hate those owls WHY AM I HERE i am in sector STOP EATING MY FOOD YOU FUCKING OWL please send help8yr ⋅ Muffydabee ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Good and bad news, good news: Teleportation dept made a breakthrough, bad news well...11yr ⋅ VoicesDontStop ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
New signs have been placed around buttons that activate the vents. Please do not push these under any circumstances.11yr ⋅ sathion ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
I thought we agreed NOT to hypnotize Norway. We have enough interns as is!10yr ⋅ WilliamtheV ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
PSA: I am tired of bear-inflicted injuries. Please read the following notice.10yr ⋅ Cutsoffdicks ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
To the person that keeps stealing other peoples' parking spaces. Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood mechanic.10yr ⋅ Taldoable ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
After locking myself away for weeks, I have created the most amazing defensive weapon ever, the Spherical Death Disc!10yr ⋅ Jomajorsh ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Our secret weapon is almost complete! Soon you will witness the power of this fully operational battle station.10yr ⋅ The_Evil_Intern ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
So... I found this under a vacant desk on a stroll.. any idea what it means? Test report squid ink for some reason..11yr ⋅ crestfallen_warrior ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
To those who wish to eradicate my kin, look upon what you seek to destroy.10yr ⋅ VoicesDontStop ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
I am missing my prototype STFG-0193. If you find Jennifer, please report back to me. 12yr ⋅ purekhaos ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Ink has been found on the party decorations! Alert! Ink has been found on the party decorations!11yr ⋅ crestfallen_warrior ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Some random kid has destroyed our Death Star! You will all suffer for this!10yr ⋅ The_Evil_Intern ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
I've completed what humans have been striving to do since the beginning.10yr ⋅ Ranger_Aragorn ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
Behold, my greatest achievement in teaching a tiger how to drive!11yr ⋅ VoicesDontStop ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
The Gnomes welcome you. They just want to have a Tea Party..11yr ⋅ crestfallen_warrior ⋅ r/SecretSubreddit
