My gf, who's dad is a pastor, just mowed that into her parents garden. I fucking love that bitch.2yr ⋅ DennisIcu ⋅ r/Satan
Spoiler alert: sadly didn't meet the requirement. Hopefully the kid can get used to hellfire (he wasn't religious so he's gonna burn in hell for all of eternity because god loves him)1yr ⋅ jeremy1051 ⋅ r/Satan
My ceramics teacher knows I’m a Satanist, so she let me put pentagrams on my slab mug that I’m working on!!1yr ⋅ Maleficent-Spell4170 ⋅ r/Satan
I work at a grocery store and I got a pamphlet from a JW while on he clock today... “Can we believe what the Bible says? Let’s use the Bible to find out!”1yr ⋅ SimplyMichi ⋅ r/Satan
Ignoring the obvious ignorance of basic linguistics, can we talk about how canonically, the Bible explicitly makes a whole big deal about God having preferred pronouns even though he does not have a gender?1yr ⋅ Not-Patrick ⋅ r/Satan
Church sponsored mental health treatment or The Passion of Joan of Arc1yr ⋅ Palmer-Eldritch-2021 ⋅ r/Satan
