Yeah, where is it?

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Ignore for Jesus.

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Oh Darwin!

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Gotta have faith!

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Deep dark fears

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I just really hate seeing children.

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Finally something we can agree on!

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That gave me motivation for at least a whole year

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And it doesn’t ask for money.

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I know what im choosing

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This game would end quickly...

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Oh no! A man in a dress!

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So true

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I’ll do it again!

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rainbow

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The Evidence is right there, buddy. You just gotta read!

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We are all awaiting...

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Yeah, where is it?

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hail the sun :3

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It's really simple.

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The math isn’t mathing here..

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Satan's a busy guy

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every day, plus twice on Tuesdays, Christmas, and Easter

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boobs or ass?

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there is some truth to religion

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Seems legit.

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\m/

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Yippee 🥳

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Yup

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Pray or actually do something about the problem

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Gods “love” has conditions.

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Florida man created Earth

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Was this one of you?

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Idk if this is more of a self-burn or a fact

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I worked on Good Friday. This guy just hung around.

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And he did

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😄

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God can have full custody.

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proof

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,

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We love Satan

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which one of you?

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It's the same thing, right?

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Satan on twitter be like

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Sounds about right

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Poor Satan

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Hail r/Satan

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In a nutshell, if it ain't white, it ain't right 😆

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Worked for me

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Thanks, Satan

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Understood

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Felt this belongs here

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This is my new life motto

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There is a website filter that always blocks whatever you need at the moment

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bedtime reading

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Sorry if I think god's opinion on literally anything is invalid. 🤷

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God is truth huh

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Loopholes are awesome!

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thank god!

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which one of you?

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lamb of slaughter?

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Old story, new twist

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Joseph had a thot...

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Guess I’m a satanist now 🤷

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Anything else, really

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Follow the example

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how many Christians would make the cut?

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God can have full custody.

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Start your week right with some free hugs!

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True Even Today

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angels and men

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Satan is actually very chill bruh!

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Accurate

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The thots are real at least

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We must get to the bottom of this!

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And this person thinks they are capable of having an argument with another human

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just checking in

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She'll be getting stoned for that

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𖤐

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he knew

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'Tis the season

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give all you have to the poor

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Whoops.

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Ngl true

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Sending a message

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quick rewind it

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Hell yeah!

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The Irony.

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Dude is watching some weird shit.

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The only appropriate response.

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Deer Jeezus 🦌

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Deal?

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What a hard choice. ;)

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Only found this out today

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The best thing about Easter Eggs

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Say it louder!

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It's hella hot in this room!

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.......hmmmm

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Of course!

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Don't confuse us with the catholics

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the amount of stupidity is crazy.

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satanist missionaries

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One can hope.

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The writers of the Bible died before they could add the plot twist that Satan was the actual hero in the book.

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Sure

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Jesus goes to Tennessee.

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So he's a zero!

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Praise Satan

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Feeling the energy with this one 🤘

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I know, right?

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When demons have 'the talk', with their demonic offspring.

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Let the chaos unfold at family gatherings.

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probably

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made in our own image

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Not an easy mistake to make.

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I've been naughty daddy...

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Funny title

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Based 5-year-old

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well damn, this changes everything

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Satan is legit.

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Satan's a busy guy

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cast the first stone

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yikes

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Silk or Satin, folks?

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I have been rendered speechless....

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🍉 vs ⛪️ who will win

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Jesus Loves..

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Damn them catholics

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That's manipulative.

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Make sure you’re wearing pants for 4/20

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Sounds Like Fun

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This game would end quickly...

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Basically_Catholics

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Just a casual reminder...

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😌😌😌

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Happy pride month, you heathens

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That book is not for children.

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if God loves us and wants what's best for us

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God

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just saw their new slogan so i made the alternative

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Something doesn't make sense in their holy fairytales.

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When it's enough

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That would explain so much

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Okay, was this one of us, or no?

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tell the congregation

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Even satan needs love

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You don't say.

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Bowling Alley.

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