sigh, how could we have ever lost with such a flawless weapon comp?3yr ⋅ UnuxualSuspectG42 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Why. Simply why. My best score ever wasn't even enough for top 20%. Why. I hate this.8mo ⋅ JaySli10 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Absolutely garbage players in evp lobbies for the last few days. For fucks sake demote yourself amd learn the basics first I am tired of constantly carrying. These last few days I have consistently getting the most boss killed, the most eggs delivered, and the most lesser killed.1yr ⋅ ImmortalCatz ⋅ r/Saltoon
Match making for some reason thought it was so fucking funny to put me with not 1 not 2 but 7 top 500 players. This is basically a global championship power level.3yr ⋅ Sasquash69420 ⋅ r/Saltoon
This shit has been happening in every single shift for 2 rotations straight now. These guys just keep dying and absolutely REFUSE to contribute to the objective, I genuinely don't know what MORE I could be doing for my team at this point. Guess i'm never getting that gold badge lol, any tips?1yr ⋅ Important_Budget_484 ⋅ r/Saltoon
This road s+9 made a whole ass smurf just so he could throw games in X. In the first minute of the game, we wipe them when they reach 58, we could literally just run the RM forward for a ton of points and he instead takes it back to our spawn.3yr ⋅ RawrDragon12 ⋅ r/Saltoon
i cannot do this shit anymore like is it SERIOUSLY too much to ask for to want to play with people who are close to my level2yr ⋅ CodeThick ⋅ r/Saltoon
What an amazing team. PICK UP THE FUCKING RAINMAKER! YOU EXPECT ME TO PICK IT UP, WHEN THAT IS NOT WHAT MY WEAPON ROLE DOES!2yr ⋅ NormalRedditUser6942 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Grizzco hint: You can use your specials to avoid crew wipe. Especially on the third round. In fact, you get no extra points for not using it so it’s win-win.2yr ⋅ SalamanderPop ⋅ r/Saltoon
My friend has changed so much since he decided to main the Bloblobber. I'm really worried about him.5yr ⋅ TrickRoomBro ⋅ r/Saltoon
I know Turf Wars are super unpredictable but come on with that loss streak. Also #buffthecrab1yr ⋅ RedOscuro ⋅ r/Saltoon
I know there’s at least one person on this subreddit that this could apply to4yr ⋅ avatar_fan1124 ⋅ r/Saltoon
People blame Shiver when her team wins a splatfest. But nobody thinks to blame the Judge. (Satire)5mo ⋅ JeffreyRinas ⋅ r/Saltoon
Not even profresh players know to put the eggs in the basket apparently.8mo ⋅ fenyxfalling ⋅ r/Saltoon
Thank you, Manu, for doing absolutely nothing of value the entire game.3yr ⋅ avatar_fan1124 ⋅ r/Saltoon
when you get a friend request notification but actually they were blocking you because you're bad at the game and misclicked3yr ⋅ KimberStormer ⋅ r/Saltoon
Hot take maybe? Idfk. But I honestly do not give two shits about who wins this splatfest, even if Shiver wins it.1mo ⋅ _StormyJelly_ ⋅ r/Saltoon
You can’t tell me this game isn’t fucking rigged! It WANTS me to loose! I can’t fucking stand the obvious win streak then loose streak! It’s not fucking fair!!!3yr ⋅ GabrielMcAuley ⋅ r/Saltoon
I know that I beat the shift but I will never understand why we’re not guaranteed gold scales for beating King Salmonids5mo ⋅ Zen-2-who ⋅ r/Saltoon
woah guys slow down!! you're gonna give the enemies a stomachache feeding them so fast!5yr ⋅ finalsmash ⋅ r/Saltoon
I don't know how people have 100+ King Salmonids defeated!? My shifts are always full of flyfish, fishsticks and stingers!!!1yr ⋅ OldSquidRommel ⋅ r/Saltoon
What the hell is wrong with half of you people? This is not even remotely funny. I don't give a fuck if it makes you quirky, crimes should always be reported immediately.3mo ⋅ Patient_Square_5955 ⋅ r/Saltoon
i got a new badge!!! i really like my banner now but my friends in r/splatoon discord don’t like it i don’t know why?1yr ⋅ ismebusy ⋅ r/Saltoon
Anyone 4 star a weapon just for the cute badge but it was absolute hell getting it?1yr ⋅ Trufflebatter ⋅ r/Saltoon
This match was so painful I want to skip Splatoon3 unless I am promised changes to the matchmaking system1yr ⋅ divdelp ⋅ r/Saltoon
WHY IN THE HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK DOES EVERYONE ALWAYS GO FOR THE PROPELLERS IN RM ANCHO-V??? JUST PUSH THE FASTER AND SAFER ROUTE!!3yr ⋅ GabrielMcAuley ⋅ r/Saltoon
i haven’t been having fun playing this game recently, i just feel like i’m consistently getting shat on and losing over and over3yr ⋅ rorytherabbit ⋅ r/Saltoon
How Does Nintendo Manage to Put EVERY. SINGLE. CHALLENGE. on the Most Dog-Water Rotation I've ever seen!??6mo ⋅ EeveeTV_ ⋅ r/Saltoon
4 Backliners in a mode suited for pushing. I'm going to take a brake, they didn't bother balancing matchmaking at all1yr ⋅ T4Labom ⋅ r/Saltoon
I've not touched this game in weeks. Quality of life has improved massively since then lmao2yr ⋅ avatar_fan1124 ⋅ r/Saltoon
85% percent of all my deaths using it are because it doesn't actually do anything4yr ⋅ spartan3141592653 ⋅ r/Saltoon
When I as a Squiffer have to play frontline because I'm on a team with THREE CHARGERS2yr ⋅ KimberStormer ⋅ r/Saltoon
You know, I'll gladly take the 5 min ban at this point. 3 minutes of this shit isnt fun or relaxing.3yr ⋅ UnuxualSuspectG42 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Nintendo: We're trying to balance teams. Also Nintendo: Puts 5 tenta missles weapons in one lobby . I know that we won but match was hell because of special spam2yr ⋅ Monstertim1 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Tier list on how skilled you appear with these badges (in my humble opinion ofc)1yr ⋅ Error707 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Quick reminder that K/Ds mean nothing in this game😭 Congrats to the enemy team for the comeback1mo ⋅ MMOToaster ⋅ r/Saltoon
My friend (the naut) and I met putz in league, we did fine but he ended up being an asshole on stream to us despite how he got carried3yr ⋅ HS_scrub ⋅ r/Saltoon
Well, this is a new record. Hyeon died EIGHTEEN times in a 5 min TC match. 18! There wasn’t a single second we weren’t down a man!3yr ⋅ The_Human1st ⋅ r/Saltoon
The rest of us may try but Mr. Grizz is the only true profreshional troll4yr ⋅ KimberStormer ⋅ r/Saltoon
I did it. All with randos. If your team knows how to handle the weapons, this is easy. If not...pain.1yr ⋅ Mama_Gemini ⋅ r/Saltoon
These people are in every community. Just play what you enjoy and don't play it if you don't like it.1yr ⋅ FreshyLemon ⋅ r/Saltoon
Splatoon 3's lack of news is genuinely bad and I don't understand why people defend it heavily2yr ⋅ mirocheese22 ⋅ r/Saltoon
There's something really wrong with this game. Been playing FPS games since the 90's and this is the first one that feels like a coin toss whether you win or lose.2yr ⋅ HolyCowEveryNameIsTa ⋅ r/Saltoon
Man... A splattershot JR with this kit fucking sucks, they only throw bombs everywhere and don't engage an actual fight.3mo ⋅ alexzvlg444 ⋅ r/Saltoon
You guys were right...I should have touched grass. No side order for me.2mo ⋅ misterrandom1 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Some of the most toxic behavior I've seen in turf wars. I was just minding my own business and enjoying some turf wars when these three fools decided to gang up on me and bag for no reason at all. They also put little effort in when we were on the same team. Really? What a bunch of poor sports.2yr ⋅ Fried_Rug ⋅ r/Saltoon
Basically! Sodding salmon run today I've passed all 3 waves about 7 of 20 something shifts!!?! Why tho...😑😑😢5yr ⋅ Splatters89 ⋅ r/Saltoon
My Teammates are a bunch of USELESS F*CKERS you BASTARDS better not step foot in my Ranked Queue ever again for fcks sake! 😡1yr ⋅ Flamerock51 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Sometimes you lose it’s not because you’re bad, it’s because the game matchmaking giving you the worst weapon combination. (S+ series)1yr ⋅ liyumabel ⋅ r/Saltoon
The game is worth it but the online is the worst I've ever seen. (applies to other games too)1yr ⋅ randomboredidiot ⋅ r/Saltoon
