You have to kill all the bosses, kill all the lessers, paint everything yourself, and also revive your teammates but don't forget to put the eggs yourself too. What's the difference between no teammates and having consistently 3 idiots? At least I will have more fun alone9mo ⋅ ImmortalCatz ⋅ r/Saltoon
Finally hit ruler rank. Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy1yr ⋅ SumoJunkie ⋅ r/Saltoon
what the fuck is this game's system for scales. this was my first clear but ive gotten a gold scale before.1yr ⋅ deadly_fungi ⋅ r/Saltoon
This game makes my blood boil sometimes. We didn’t even get past wave 2 with this onslaught9mo ⋅ ConstantWolverine1 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Welcome to the best fucking weapon rotation on the worst fucking stage: Eggstra edition2mo ⋅ Witzyt ⋅ r/Saltoon
I feel like I shouldn't even have to be telling sploosh, and now kshot mains this...but here we are. And honestly surprised they haven't been blocked by every player yet.3yr ⋅ loves_cereal ⋅ r/Saltoon
As always I'll be your splatfest warning. I know who has a good chance of winning6mo ⋅ Forward-Discussion45 ⋅ r/Saltoon
And that's why kills don't matter and you should get on the fucking tower instead1yr ⋅ herbalmovement ⋅ r/Saltoon
Just went from fucking S+0 to A+ in clams. Hope your day is going better than mine! 🤗3yr ⋅ GabrielMcAuley ⋅ r/Saltoon
A big fuck you to Belinda for doing nothing but rolling in spawn the whole fucking match3yr ⋅ KiratheCat ⋅ r/Saltoon
the aerospray rg alone makes me hate turf war, there was a round where a guy got 7 FUCKING BOOYAH BOMBS1yr ⋅ Alburguer ⋅ r/Saltoon
wanted to reach 999 before shift ends but good lord freelance is testing my patience again3yr ⋅ BlaizePascal ⋅ r/Saltoon
If you're in Rank X and still think this is an acceptable E-Liter build, please fucking uninstall the game and sell your Switch.3yr ⋅ avatar_fan1124 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Uhh...isn't this a bit much? (Yes, I know this is satire and/or rage bait, but bruh.)5mo ⋅ PDiddy0607 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Kinda late to the putz12 stuff but this man blames EVERYTHING on his team2yr ⋅ ChocolateAutomatic45 ⋅ r/Saltoon
of all the possible rewards we could have been given for big run, this feels like the most disappointing, am i just being overly salty, or is this extremely underwhelming?1yr ⋅ fromsoftcare ⋅ r/Saltoon
I can’t take this anymore; literally a nightmare. I took splatoon 2s balancing for granted1yr ⋅ Character_Ostrich602 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Kraken you NEED to practise with the bamboo before you go fuck up my rank4yr ⋅ MeriKurkku ⋅ r/Saltoon
I’m not kidding when I say every person on the enemy team squidbagged. Just made the game not fun4yr ⋅ Pun-Wizzard ⋅ r/Saltoon
was playing league with a friend and ran into 2 idiots. felt so bad for the enemy team2yr ⋅ tmymoo ⋅ r/Saltoon
please stop going to this place. You ruin our entire quota, a huge pile of eggs due to such teammates lies very far from the basket8mo ⋅ bowser-us ⋅ r/Saltoon
Damn this splatfest was really toxic but im sure the next one wont be as ba-7mo ⋅ MKswitchman64 ⋅ r/Saltoon
i finally committed the sin of accidentally moving past first checkpoint because you thought it was already done, but it's worse by now because i'm in S+. even though we won im so embarrassed :( if these players are out here please accept my apologies im so fucking sorry5mo ⋅ snickersneak ⋅ r/Saltoon
S rank is so much fun. I definitely don't feel like I'm being repeatedly screwed over.1yr ⋅ fod_496 ⋅ r/Saltoon
i see all of yall complaining that fighting a good charger is imposible well have you ever heard of the custom explosher, trust me, if you are fighting someone whos using this beutiful bomb bucket you are NOT gonna have fun, and they are never gonna die, even when they play hyper aggressive3yr ⋅ yeetasourusthedude ⋅ r/Saltoon
Turf War try not to put three backliners on the same team challenge (impossible)1yr ⋅ woomyinavroomy ⋅ r/Saltoon
possibly unpopular opinion: I hate Marooner's Bay more than Spawning Grounds. especially high tide is complete hell1yr ⋅ bowser-us ⋅ r/Saltoon
Happy Thanksgiving! Here’s the worst rotation in the history of Salmon Run to enjoy for your day off from work!5mo ⋅ Slightly-combustible ⋅ r/Saltoon
i know the matchmaking is horseshit but this is a new low (this is an S lobby and that's a top 500 x-battle badge :) )1yr ⋅ Venathen ⋅ r/Saltoon
Buddy, This Isn't Fun For Either Of Us. Just Get Down Here And Actually FIGHT ME.9mo ⋅ Adam_The_Chao ⋅ r/Saltoon
My final rank up battle from S to S+0 had 3 people on the other team who placed Top 500 in X Rank.3wk ⋅ Ness- ⋅ r/Saltoon
My honest reactions to Side order being released in Spring 2024 (I can't be patient for peak)7mo ⋅ no_veemos ⋅ r/Saltoon
First day of no nut November do you think shiver fans can handle it and stop simping?6mo ⋅ Bye396pure ⋅ r/Saltoon
Ok guys I’m officially taking a break from this game. I finally lost my shit1yr ⋅ theron225 ⋅ r/Saltoon
How likely I think you are to be a thrower depending on your weapon choice1mo ⋅ Entire-Adhesiveness2 ⋅ r/Saltoon
i keep getting disconnected either from bad servers or just crashing and keep getting penalized for it, the fact that this penalty is even a thing when these servers are this bad is terrible. istg Im going to break into nintendo HQ and fix them myself1yr ⋅ professional_catboy ⋅ r/Saltoon
NOT ONLY were they a homophobic fuck they also threw so hard we both deranked2yr ⋅ BenSomeone ⋅ r/Saltoon
my first encounter with fred, i see he's quite a celebrity on this subreddit2yr ⋅ bears-vision ⋅ r/Saltoon
this one I know will be controversial because there are so many users that will be offended because they are using them, lol! but I'm beginning to get tired of facing off against primarily blasters in this game! lol1yr ⋅ texastone ⋅ r/Saltoon
How the f do you let an aerospray embarrass you like this!? And thats coming from the aerospray player!!!!8mo ⋅ throwaway_141313 ⋅ r/Saltoon
These two reviews for the Octo expansion are so ridiculous and make me salty.4yr ⋅ N0tN1nja ⋅ r/Saltoon
Me when the E-liter main super jumps away for the 1000th time instead of taking a splat3wk ⋅ bobrossgaming08 ⋅ r/Saltoon
What the fuck are you guys doing over there? Because unless you're killing anybody, its not helpful10mo ⋅ Trufflebatter ⋅ r/Saltoon
Of the past 20 games, I've only won 2. I think Splatoons sending me a message that it wants me to stop playing the game.8mo ⋅ OneTrueMitch ⋅ r/Saltoon
If you post shit like this in Inkopolis square, I just want to let you know that you are currently eating my ass.4yr ⋅ oh-lawd-hes-coming ⋅ r/Saltoon
Never in my life have I seen more than 40 splats combined by an enemy team in turf war. Holy sweat.11mo ⋅ Spader415 ⋅ r/Saltoon
im currently s+0 with -1441 in series and it’s gone past the point of rage at matchmaking to now wanting to cry. it feels like the enemy team has a coordinated four stack and my team has people who picked up the game yesterday.1yr ⋅ frangelito ⋅ r/Saltoon
how i look at splatoon 2 players with awful paid servers while playing splatoon 1 which has working free servers6yr ⋅ LongOop ⋅ r/Saltoon
Someone quoted this as the most undeserved win I've ever seen. What do you think?10mo ⋅ ItoTheSquid ⋅ r/Saltoon
The poor guys on the enemy team probably thought we were all queueing together in Open when we KOed them after this, but we were just 4 random Shiver simps.8mo ⋅ Aldeberuhn ⋅ r/Saltoon
sigh, how could we have ever lost with such a flawless weapon comp?3yr ⋅ UnuxualSuspectG42 ⋅ r/Saltoon
