Rumour has it that if you go into an X rank lobby and say 'NERF TRI-SLOSHER' 3 times, a level 33 tri-sloshing woomy will show up and beat you to death with a bucket.3yr ⋅ oh-lawd-hes-coming ⋅ r/Saltoon
I don’t care if you hate Shiver, but to join her team to throw? You do not touch grass8mo ⋅ TheyThemMightBGiants ⋅ r/Saltoon
Fuck this weapon once you're in range it's impossible to avoid its fucking blast radius and you can't swim away because it splashes your feet and you can't fight back if your weapon is short ranged8mo ⋅ Bedu009 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Why yes, I do spread my disgusting hate speech around on a game for kids! Fuck TERFS.4yr ⋅ samsungbunny ⋅ r/Saltoon
WHY TF DO PEOPLE STAND AT THE TIP OF THE BOAT DURING GLOWFLIES???? THIS IS EVP FOR FUCKS SAKE1yr ⋅ alcremiebeanie ⋅ r/Saltoon
every single tricolor match looked like this. the shooter meta is so incredibly boring and unfun1yr ⋅ themoisties ⋅ r/Saltoon
from 600 to -600p... I'm struggling to go positive because slosher has two mains of sub power up and my teammates won't push them to save their lives is insane. I just keep getting idiots on my team who keep overextending and feeding the enemy team and It's insane1yr ⋅ Placidflunky ⋅ r/Saltoon
40 seconds into the match and we’re already being spawncamped. Camp Triggerfish is insufferable.3yr ⋅ KiwiMoment ⋅ r/Saltoon
Kraken was one of the worst additions to this game and there's no way you can convince me otherwise1yr ⋅ Waste_Huckleberry_54 ⋅ r/Saltoon
How I Personally feel about each weapon currently in the game (this has nothing to do with skill level but my experience with every one of them, if you disagree thats fine but its my opinion)11mo ⋅ Plenty_End_6317 ⋅ r/Saltoon
What if I told you that this is how the best teams in the world play against each other?2yr ⋅ avatar_fan1124 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Man, I sure do love trying to do anything against 4 unreachable, invincible crab mechs with infinite range and high DPS shooting an endless stream of bullets at our spawn from 5 miles away for 3 minutes straight. There was absolutely a lot of things I could've done to win this one, my bad you guys.1yr ⋅ Important_Budget_484 ⋅ r/Saltoon
WHY IS THE AVERAGE SALMON RUN PLAYER IQ 4 istg every lobby im in they completely ignore standard salmonids as well as ignoring flyfish, maws and steel eels like theyre the plauge letting us get overwhelmed, im barely able to pull them to wave 3 to avoid pay loss each time im losing my mind 💀💀1yr ⋅ professional_catboy ⋅ r/Saltoon
People with names like that make me cringe because I know theyll never improve and blame everything on their teammates forever lmao1yr ⋅ ordeliaemblem ⋅ r/Saltoon
Splatoon, you’re a bad lover and even worse friend. You make me cry and scream but everyone knows I can’t give you up. At least I have cake.5yr ⋅ hushhadewijch ⋅ r/Saltoon
The blaster was spamming this way the entire fucking match to the point I had to mute my TV. I genuinely believe our e liter dc’d because of it 💀9mo ⋅ cranapplegranate ⋅ r/Saltoon
Collected so many festival shells and never saw a single x100 or x333 battle1yr ⋅ chemisthorchata ⋅ r/Saltoon
inb4 i once inked 2500p please give this paperweight a chance i swear once you get used to dying and throw 3 mains of QR on your outfit, you'll like it.3yr ⋅ UnuxualSuspectG42 ⋅ r/Saltoon
today i found out that there are players who got into eggsecutive vp without knowing how to beat grillers1yr ⋅ killayoon ⋅ r/Saltoon
Fuck squid parties in turf. Go to private matches instead of turf or any of the other modes smh3yr ⋅ mafioso1 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Hard to swallow pill: this applies to more than 50% of posts I have seen on this subreddit. If you think KD is everything and is a good indicator of how well you are performing, you are simply playing the game wrong :)1mo ⋅ Vicavolt ⋅ r/Saltoon
Christmas is over, time to dunk on some new players! The matchmaking:1yr ⋅ Important_Budget_484 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Whelp. I guess today is the day Nintendo decided to balance out my W/L ratio. Went from 30/19 to this.1yr ⋅ ACNH_Ellogan ⋅ r/Saltoon
Faced this dude in turf and ranked recently.. homie squid bagged after every kill just why😭😭 made it not fun for everyone involved1yr ⋅ CSaltyyy ⋅ r/Saltoon
Guaranteed to lose if they're on your team in Ranked Starter Pack. No offense to anyone who does/uses anything in this pack ofc3yr ⋅ LaylaTheLoofa ⋅ r/Saltoon
Screw this guy for throwing some random person's match for content. I know it's turf, but that still couldn't have been fun for your teammates essentially fighting a 3v4. Like, you're a content creator for crying out loud, surely you could have gotten some viewers to do a PB on stream or something4mo ⋅ Lightspeed_Lunatic ⋅ r/Saltoon
don't use a weapon with beakons if you're not gonna, y'know, use them. our beakon user didn't place a single one all game except for ones in the base??2yr ⋅ garchompss ⋅ r/Saltoon
WHAT THE FUCK??????????? IS THIS WHAT S RANK IS LIKE??? IF SO THEN NO THANK YOU I WOULD RATHER STAY IN A FUCKING PLUS. IF NEO SPLASH IS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT THEN SPLATOON 3 IS FUCKED1yr ⋅ y1shi ⋅ r/Saltoon
This guy spent the entire round guarding eggs and spamming “this way” at THE single most inaccessible spot on the map, quite literally as far from the basket as you can possibly be on this stage...2yr ⋅ dashingtoast ⋅ r/Saltoon
Mincemeat Metalworks Rant: Why I hate Mincemeat Metalworks (Mincemeat Metalworks Sucks)1yr ⋅ avatar_fan1124 ⋅ r/Saltoon
For the love of all things splatoon, please don’t go backwards on rainmaker.3yr ⋅ blickynim2 ⋅ r/Saltoon
One of the most sad things in this game is when you cant kill because you’re playing support weapons and your slayer teammates arent killing anyone so you watch the whole match go down the drain little by little4yr ⋅ Twoson-_- ⋅ r/Saltoon
“The matchmaking system has changed, making it possible to form battles with additional weapon combinations.”3mo ⋅ MV_Astoria ⋅ r/Saltoon
