Balanced

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from the depths of my heart, fuck you, fuck you and fuck you.

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The absolute state of balancing

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My Reeflux Tentamissiles spamming lobotomite teammates when I show them they can simply charge and aim the bow to do 90 damage to an enemy (135 for charged verticle) instead of hiding from every confrontation

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When it rains, it pours... salt.

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I feel guilty for receiving rank score for this. Disconnects suck so much. This was on A rank.

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I’M GOING TO THROW MY SWITCH OUT OF A WINDOW

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I mean.....is it just me or...???

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oh boy im so excited for that fog challe-

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That only took me 3 years I finally did it oh my god

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MRW: It's Profreshional high tide on Salmonid Smokeyard and (once again) all 3 of my teammates decide to propeller across the water immediately, inevitably getting overwhelmed and dying while trying to egg guard. Just another session of carrying. The misery never ends.

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other team got the win while no one had scored😭

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Please stop this

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Frye fans trying piggy back on Big Man's win

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Average vanilla team

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Mostly salt but also sugar

3mo ⋅

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Splatoon fans on December 1st be like.....

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What are you doing over there you dumb piece of shit

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Why is it that this game LOVES to pair me with other 2 backliners in every single ranked game?

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Every. Single. Match.

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oof ouchie my back

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What did I do to deserve playing against this fucking team

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And here I was thinking I was the reason we won... 👍🏻🤣👍🏻

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I know this format is dead, but...

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Heavy edit needs to be nurfed so bad

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Decided to make an emote tier list for how much of a cunt you are if I see you using it

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This matchmaking is hell!

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We really got sweept by the mfs with zero friends,zero bitches, and zero family 😭

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Reason #17297783 why I hate Aerosprays

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I sure love being obliterated by people like this.

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😁

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Factual Salt

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POV: Santa gave you coal for Christmas

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i dont really like mincemeat

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Inspired by https://www.reddit.com/1b109mt/

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shiver getting dead last place fuels me

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This weapon deserves absolutely nothing

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ok !

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I’m flabbergasted

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it's painful how none of my mains are available and i can't even test any of these weapons out

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I’m going to fucking cry

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October balancing patch can't come soon enough. Annoying, but we held our own pretty well

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Went from one of my favorite Splatoon 2 modes to the mode I avoid every time it's on rotation

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My first game as a Top 500

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If you use this weapon you’re a piece of shit

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How the ACTUAL fuck is this acceptable 'Skill-Based' matchmaking?

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I feel like my rage is justified in saying: We need more methods of communication and this missed opportunity is frustrating.

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Alright that’s actually fucking it I am going to kill these motherfuckers in real life

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This game is so rewarding

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this shit's going to fucking break the game

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Just Spitballing Here, You Can Uhhh... Also get Better at the Game. You are Not Locked at Your Current Skill

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Even professional players have to deal with this type of people.

3yr ⋅

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So, how's the new season treating everyone. I for one will never complain about Aerospray again.

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Mahi Mahi Reworks in the making!

6mo ⋅

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No explanation needed.

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I Accept My Fate

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what do you think is the worst stage in the game so far? because it's definitely this one for me and it's not even close

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How could this happen to me? I’ve made my mistakes, Got nowhere to run, but life goes on as I’m fading away, I’m sick of this life, I just wanna scream, “how could this happen to me?”

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im about to go fucking insane

1yr ⋅

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Worst match ever

1yr ⋅

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Yea I’m Salty AF

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My disappointment is immeasurable

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Flounder Heights Rant (but not really)

1yr ⋅

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Can we maybe not use terrorist organizations as our name in a kids game??

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I want to break my Switch in half

2mo ⋅

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I want that plague doctor hat

6mo ⋅

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As a big thank you to this community i present the Saltoon logo made over the Splatoon 3 splash screen! Back in the salt in 2022! Progress video of this work is also coming soon. (If any mod needs me to eliminate the u/ name at the bottom lemme know!)

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The Mincemeat Rework is finally happening

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A Rank Series btw 🤡

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Pain, suffering, death I feel.

3yr ⋅

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Why am I being put up against this person TWICE IN A ROW when I'm in S and -300something points

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THATSAWRAPTHATSAWRAPTHATSAWRAPTHATSAWRAPTHAYSHWIAODHABJDIAUWHW

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Thats why I hate rank X

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i am an escaped nintendo employee i'm here to bring you the design documents for all future splatoon 3 maps

1yr ⋅

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r/saltoon be like

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My experince so far fighting the Reeflux.

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i can’t stand when i’m the only one in a salmon run 🫠

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I am so sorry Team, I just wanted to try some Roller in Anarchy Open

11mo ⋅

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Splatoon 3......

1yr ⋅

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What in the fucking matchmaking is this?

6mo ⋅

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You've seen enough salty players, you may rest now.

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IM BAD AT THE GAME AND IM PROUD

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Why am I put against top players in turf war??

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I LOVE being stuck in S Rank with no way to be demoted because of useless D rank teammates!

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I do be talking shit about my team throughout the whole game, just to find out I was the one who was shit

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....

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And thus, I now shall remove my Clown Makeup

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If you were to remove 1 boss from SR, which would it be?

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Whoever came up with the idea to derank everyone after a Season ends should be fired immediately

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I am in an abusive relationship with this game

1yr ⋅

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19 Splats to stop people from reaching the tower and I still lost

3yr ⋅

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Aw hell naw...

5yr ⋅

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Chill Season update in a nutshell

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Salt is technically not mine, but I feel this person's pain. Nice going DUDE.

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how fatherless do you have to be to spam missiles in turf war

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10/10 very fair matchmaking for our 100x battle

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WARNING: If you see any videos that start with an image like this, DO NOT WATCH IT. The image stays static for a second, and then switches to hangings or other forms of gore. Please be alert.

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Nintendo is literally stealing my money and time

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Meta? What’s that? Never heard of it.

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Hmm

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This does NOT go together like mashed potatoes and gravy 😭💀😭💀

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Lol

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oh

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Me after seeing 58673 octoling boys running ninja squid on eliter

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How is this possible

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Silence, the king is speaking.

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I'm sorry :(

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PSA: you can click the defeat/victory text on the splatnet 3 app to hide the names of the other players

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Well guys we did it. Despite all the japansesr players kicking our asses, we did it. We can rest easy now.

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What were some patches that made you question life.

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Always knew you guys were useless but this is abysmal

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my thoughts after seeing the new kit announcements

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Most competent Splatoon 3 teammates

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I HATE SALMON RUN

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He thought he could play short range in splatoon 3 maps, he mad!

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Playing salmon run in splatoon 3

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We did it! We got on the Board!!We are Famous!!!

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This is getting silly now. THREE S+ and an S rank in my A rank series lobby.

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no words honestly. just p a i n

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Got this guy on your team? Guaranteed loss. *usually plays orange Nzap

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I'm amazed by the lack of matchmaking in turf.

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Just went on a severe losing streak from 41.5 freshness down to 16.5, I’m never getting that gold flag

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I submit the worst boss in Side Order.

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If you want a guaranteed lost, pick Frye

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Should I just give up on playing rollers? Y/N

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PLEASE F***ING STOP GIVING ME CRAB TANK IN SALMON RUN

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Yes Splatoon this is such a fair team comp. Sometimes the game just decide you have to lose no matter what even in ranked mode

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Playing A rank series... with an S+ in the lobby??

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yesterday good screen today bad screen

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this guy was playing a whole different game

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Hate people like this

3yr ⋅

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I'm sure I'm not alone

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I can already feel the salt that'll unleash from these

1yr ⋅

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what the fuck is genuinely wrong with you Lina

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Yeah, I’m done.

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They’re so annoying to play against

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When you’re a splatling in ranked

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PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK PLEASE DON'T COME BACK P

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i know i did shit but my god... 22 missiles

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We will see the saltfest again.... someday

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24 Wave Breakers. I wish there was a torpedo count...

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Mr. Grizz... why!??!?!

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personally, I'm finding this Splatoon much more challenging than any other Splatoon and I've been playing since the original LOL

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I hate Bloblobber

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Honestly this was such a bad weapon draw that im not even angry its just so absurd LOL

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Main Power Up should be a supplement, not a fucking crutch.

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Hagglefish Market Rant

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Y'know. Maybe I should be allowed to rank down

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