Why are Charger mains so unwilling to ride the tower? Not even the Splatlings are this stubborn.1yr ⋅ mastercomposer ⋅ r/Saltoon
r/saltoon users who complain that this sub is full of salt getting told that THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THIS SUB IS MEANT FOR! What part of r/SALToon did you not understand?8mo ⋅ mastercomposer ⋅ r/Saltoon
Real talk, who else feels this way when playing rank-up battles? I have been stuck in S-rank hell, where I almost always go 5 wins in anarchy series, but always lose 3 in the rank-up games.1yr ⋅ TheOG292 ⋅ r/Saltoon
I hope Splatoon 3 really has reconfigured missiles because this is honestly ridiculous.1yr ⋅ The-Letter-W ⋅ r/Saltoon
Literally placing the best players in the game against a team without any S rank players. Possibly no A rank players either.1yr ⋅ OKFortune56 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Out of ALL the perches I bought you, you decide to rest on my switch while I'm gaming 🤦🏿♂️2yr ⋅ Sasquash69420 ⋅ r/Saltoon
If you had a chance to change or get rid of something in splatoon what would It be?7mo ⋅ Silly-You-1128 ⋅ r/Saltoon
hey guys i made a new map i think this ones gonna be really popular with the competitive comunity!11!! (red shows uninkable walls)1yr ⋅ sadsobble ⋅ r/Saltoon
Tenta Missiles after getting replaced by Booyah Bomb as the new special spam1yr ⋅ SumoJunkie ⋅ r/Saltoon
ha haha hahaHAH ahahaHAHAhaAH haha AHAHAHahGhahaaaaaaaaaaAQAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!111211yr ⋅ DubiousDuality ⋅ r/Saltoon
FYI, you can report players by going into Battle Logs and tapping the minus sign. Throwers, squid-baggers and potentially squid-partiers can be reported1yr ⋅ Error707 ⋅ r/Saltoon
No matter how good you are, sploosh mains will always be there to fuck it up ♥️11mo ⋅ Randomguyidk69 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Dear Profreshionals: you TOO can get this sticker if you learn how to use the Explosher!1yr ⋅ _gundhamtanaka_ ⋅ r/Saltoon
POV: You make a post on a sub whose entire purpose is to rant about anything Splatoon related1yr ⋅ mastercomposer ⋅ r/Saltoon
Marina, what are the four most embarrassing words in the Inkling language?1yr ⋅ KimberStormer ⋅ r/Saltoon
The fact my dumb meme post from TWO MONTHS AGO is still relevant is just... ugh1yr ⋅ hatfish435 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Every time I get a decent winning streak, some random employee at Nintendo is personally making sure I never win another match again1yr ⋅ KiwiMoment ⋅ r/Saltoon
Wow what an even match! I bet both teams had a fair shot and everyone had fun1yr ⋅ CSaltyyy ⋅ r/Saltoon
A year and a half into Splatoon 3's life has me thinking that maybe these maps weren't so bad...2mo ⋅ Forcible007 ⋅ r/Saltoon
nintendo bans people for almost anything yet i can choose this splashtag? LOL1yr ⋅ WatercressWorldly ⋅ r/Saltoon
This is Squidding Good, one of the top teams in France, and they're most likely playing on VC. I'm playing with random noobs and they spawncamped the shit out of us the whole game. Why is this allowed?1yr ⋅ avatar_fan1124 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Even if you have a charger badge on your nametag, you rarely contribute in Splat Zones, splatting or not1yr ⋅ Error707 ⋅ r/Saltoon
I actually really like the Inkbrush in this game, and I think it has potential to be REALLY good. but of course....1yr ⋅ avatar_fan1124 ⋅ r/Saltoon
I don't think I've seen this many deaths from someone who wasn't throwing.1yr ⋅ nicoiconico ⋅ r/Saltoon
What’s the point of offering two maps if you’re just going to make me play Eeltail Alley fifteen times in a row???7mo ⋅ MV_Astoria ⋅ r/Saltoon
Frye was destined to lose for theses reason 1 shiver simps 2 white ink haw haw funny cum. Go home family no one loves you3mo ⋅ Smashbroquedt ⋅ r/Saltoon
Where the hell is the cool gear in Splatoon 3? They've just been re-adding Splatoon 2 gear at an absolute snail's pace, and not even the coolest stuff1yr ⋅ SumoJunkie ⋅ r/Saltoon
Before you join the hate-train for this Splatfest, don't let yourselves be gaslit into forgetting that we had much worse than this.2mo ⋅ xtweeter22x ⋅ r/Saltoon
Someone thought I was joking about the amount of chunks I have. This is from a lucky pull and just playing Salmon Run.9mo ⋅ Mama_Gemini ⋅ r/Saltoon
Just because these are your teammates doesn't mean you need to complain 24/7. How will they learn if they don't try?1yr ⋅ MayorBryce ⋅ r/Saltoon
this guy should try harder to take a shower and go outside for once in his miserable life 💀1yr ⋅ fromsoftcare ⋅ r/Saltoon
Love being paired with people who’ve never played before when I have 6 years of experience.1yr ⋅ WoomyMan9000 ⋅ r/Saltoon
And This Is Coming From A Team Mint Player. Yes, There Are Probably A Ton Of People Who Vote With Their Genitals, But There's NO Way It's Enough To Majorly Influence The Outcome Of The Splatfests.10mo ⋅ Adam_The_Chao ⋅ r/Saltoon
Just wanted to point out that we’re getting back to back Museum and Wahoo tonight.1yr ⋅ awkwardcereal ⋅ r/Saltoon
i have had zero (0) good experiences against all of these weapons and i need to vent my frustration >:(1yr ⋅ 30chad03 ⋅ r/Saltoon
We're at a point now where we can't even say what weapons we play out loud. What even is this community.2yr ⋅ Snowytron2000 ⋅ r/Saltoon
S+ players are literally allergic to playing anything other than splash, sloshing machine, and e liter1yr ⋅ KiwiMoment ⋅ r/Saltoon
This person (Potatohead in game, profile name Peabrain) spent like half a shift missing the first single steelhead with their bamboozler. I got matched with them again and they just walked around, not even painting.1yr ⋅ grungeservant ⋅ r/Saltoon
As a seasoned splatoon player since 1958, I made a tier list that definitely everyone can agree on11mo ⋅ Jaybro1928_ ⋅ r/Saltoon
“I love my GF!” “i love my S/O!” I’d love if you’d actually fucking did something2mo ⋅ PlantsAndSwords ⋅ r/Saltoon
Some god-awful player keeps following me into ever salmon run lobby. They've gotten into four matches in a row despite me leaving the lobby every time and god fucking damn it, they always ruin our rounds.1yr ⋅ DarkStamway ⋅ r/Saltoon
look at my awful horrible teammates especially that pesky Marvin fella1yr ⋅ AdditionalDirector41 ⋅ r/Saltoon
If only this kind of system was integrated during Splatfests for people patient enough to wait for a non-mirror match game2mo ⋅ Error707 ⋅ r/Saltoon
My whole team dc’d and I got spawncamped... while using the Undercover Brella 😭1yr ⋅ serialexperimentpain ⋅ r/Saltoon
