We will see the saltfest again.... someday
*Chuckles* I'm in danger!
My first game as a Top 500
Aw hell naw...
name a more iconic duo
The state of the sub
I can’t fucking stand these types of players
I hate this game and this game hates me.
this sub rn in a nutshell
How did it feel to not dunk the Rainmaker so you could slaughter us for 5 minutes during league calibration rounds? Did you feel like big men?
My teammate and we won but please don't do this ...
D I V E R S I T Y
From personal experience
The rest of us may try but Mr. Grizz is the only true profreshional troll
WARNING: If you see any videos that start with an image like this, DO NOT WATCH IT. The image stays static for a second, and then switches to hangings or other forms of gore. Please be alert.
Fuck this game. Rank X is too easy to reach.
85% percent of all my deaths using it are because it doesn't actually do anything
Mr. Grizz don't give a shit about his employee's well being!
PSA for Kpro mains
this bullshit has been happening to me all splatfest
If your teammate has 18k Aviators, you’re in for a bad time.
I never want to see another Tenta Missile ever again
i give so much... when will i receive...
Fuck the Kpro. Rank X is too easy to reach.
When you're cranky about SR so Grizz makes you play by yourself :/
Bitch What The Fuck?!?!?
Ranked is a fair and balanced mode that puts you up against players closer to your own level of skill, so you're not going up against pros that'll dominate you.
Ever wonder what happens when you lose ALL TEN calculating rounds in X rank?
First Wave defeat...
Credibility : 0
I guess I missed the memo
the great pains of salmon run
15 straight losses, dropped two ranks. FUCK. THIS. GAME.
I call upon all thine salt to curse this sub with this image. 👹
This station is not ok and neither am I
I said that I at least had to end on a win. I stayed up til 5AM and went to sleep salty
Fuck this shit.
I decided to update my old list, because since then the meta has shifted and more weapons have been added.
Salty Weapon Category #3. These are the most infuriating weapons I’ve made a category of so far.
The “Average r/saltoon user” Starter Pack
I felt so cursed tonight. I think I only won two games. When my team got a kill count of 69 and we still lost, I wanted to crack my switch in half.
My friend has changed so much since he decided to main the Bloblobber. I'm really worried about him.
how i look at splatoon 2 players with awful paid servers while playing splatoon 1 which has working free servers
gg team order
can we not?
Friends, ya girl finally made after almost two years. (Contains salt.)
This sub in a nutshell
I hate that some gear is Japanese exclusive. Im mad salty I liked this helm.
Do people not see this fucking thing
If you use this shit fuck you
Well... a-at least I won’t have to worry about things being super difficult now...?
Squidbaggers deserve death
Another bad meme I made, Weapons that annoy us #2
Someone please explain the matchmaking system to me...
My wife started playing Splatoon yesterday and was greeted with this wonderful matchmaking
Stolen from top of imgur, sue me
Low effort meme
how i go to sleep knowing that i'm not a filthy rapid blaster main
What is this guy trying to prove?
Low effort meme #4
And now we wait
I swear to god this is 75% of all my teammates
Extra salty today.
People like this are the reason we can't have voice chat.
You know i'm right
I hate Sturgeon Shipyard
For all my fellow squiddos
They call me the mailman because I'm carrying your Order
it hurts, it really does
Bad weapons in ranked alignment chart
Made it to S Rank for the first time :)
I did my best!!!
I took a screenshot every time there was a DC in Splatfest today. It's fucking insane that people either have shit internet, Nintendo can't support it's player base or whatever the fuck causes this shit. These matches, win or lose are a waste of fucking time.
Day 2 of salty weapon categories. I know every weapon with Burst Bombs could act like this at some point, however these are the weapons I see doing so the most often.
There goes the thought of having fun in Rank X again
Did I not carry hard enough?
Wow. Love carrying my team every fucking match
Dualie Squelches are the single worst thing to happen to this series
When a teammate doesn't leave the spawnpoint when the match starts
Matchmaking, can you stop putting every backliner in the lobby on one team?
How to lose rank X everybody
i literally cannot do more
Well guys we did it. Despite all the japansesr players kicking our asses, we did it. We can rest easy now.
My wife just stole the Switch until she’s bored of Yoshi. I might need to buy a second Switch! This is bullshit!
I'm sure I'm not alone
Not sure if this belongs here, buuut, I probably won't pay for online, and not being able to play splatoon will be good for my mental health.
It looks like I’m gonna have to be on crutches. This sucks :(
Bad meme I made in 10 minutes: Weapons that annoy us
I made this for my fellow Team Spoons
“I’ll go to bed once I get piranha pit”
How the hell is it possible to die this many times ?? Why would people ruin SR ?
r/saltoon users never make mistakes
I won’t stop shitting on the weapon until it gets nerfed
One hour of sleep for every person I report.
What is up with matchmaking
There are actually people out there this fucking stupid.
My Salmon Run team should learn from this
Splatoon this fucking addictive ass game.
Retro meme because my Modern teams keep getting crushed after the map rotation change.
Splatoon, you’re a bad lover and even worse friend. You make me cry and scream but everyone knows I can’t give you up. At least I have cake.
TFW you remember that the rest of the world will be squid witches except you because you're in NA
Seems like a nice day for some Rainmak-
Thank you ryoka, for squid bagging me, because I killed you 5 times last round and now your not trying for the team cause you got butthurt about it? Fuck you asshole
squid partiers are annoying, why is there such an influx of them showing up, anyone under 300p should be suspected of partying and reporting should suspend them for an hour
When you’re a splatling in ranked
I'll go to bed after the next win, Me at 3am:
When you spend the whole match getting useless kills and ignoring objective and then lose
Just a typical day of me playing Turf War
i hate team time travel's ink color
THE saddest fucking salmon run ive ever been a part of. fuck you mr. grizz
See these guys? Don't be these guys.
The current status of soloq
This is he state of splatoon right now
Avoid salmon run for now.
Found this sub's favourite player.
Learn your damn modes
Good morning to everyone except the fucking scumbag that posted this :)
I always be sure to octobag these players
🦀🦀🦀SHELLENDORF IS GONE🦀🦀🦀
When it's your turn to get the charger
pretty much every battle ive had with mayo
Join Chaos before I air out this whole sub.
Useful team is useful
One day, Salmon Run freelancing will give me actual back pain
When you thought teammates get better in X rank.
Please party in private
Just stop with the missles already oh my god -- my team
I killed this sub yesterday
A good day well spent
If you wanna keep your sanity, I strongly recommend you to avoid playing on the next rotation.
Just FUCK my SHIT UP FAM
The Great Cancer Authority
Thanks for making this match a 3v4 where I still get penalized, asshole.
Petition to make this /r/Saltoon ‘s wallpaper for the month?
I’m in an abusive relationship with this game I swear.
It’s been nothing but this for hours send help
My more or less definitive ranking of Splatoon 2 maps
This category applies to using these weapons, not necessarily going up against them.