Vegans try not to be insufferable and shoving it in your face challenge6mo ⋅ The-Fezatron ⋅ r/Saltoon
You know what? I have had it. I have FUCKING had it with these types of players. If Nintendo doesn't ban their asses, they will never see a dime of my money again.8mo ⋅ Forcible007 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Imagine not only being a pathetic Frye fan who throws games on Team Shiver but also casually bragging about it on Twitter as if it somehow makes you cool...8mo ⋅ Aldeberuhn ⋅ r/Saltoon
Nintendo I'm too socially awkward to greet people with any of these, please don't do this to me.6mo ⋅ Forward-Discussion45 ⋅ r/Saltoon
you see, if you were good at the game you wouldn't be complaining about the gun - someone who plays the gun.11mo ⋅ TumblrRefugeeNo103 ⋅ r/Saltoon
I was playing Clam Blitz and one of my teammates just ran around doing this.1wk ⋅ Jello_Spock ⋅ r/Saltoon
Nintendo out here desperately trying to give Frye the best option (she will still lose)1yr ⋅ Sohakmet ⋅ r/Saltoon
this fucking idiot sent me and my friend a friend request mid-match, and disconnected in the process1yr ⋅ Dienik ⋅ r/Saltoon
Turf War is legit brutal for brand new players. I think the forced first match is a mistake.10mo ⋅ Adambly ⋅ r/Saltoon
To any player that has full sub saver and just spams bomb on TC “Fuck you” - sincerely a blaster player11mo ⋅ ForcedToPay ⋅ r/Saltoon
Revives. Speechless. I didn't even know the number could get that high.1yr ⋅ ProbablyLeary ⋅ r/Saltoon
What's a weapon on splatoon that makes you go Aw shit here we go again.7mo ⋅ Silly-You-1128 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Hyperrealistic drawing depicting a Nintendo employee coding the scales reward system (2022 colorised)1yr ⋅ Trisomique ⋅ r/Saltoon
Every time I kick off at people being stupid in splatoon I need to remember this image:5mo ⋅ Tullooa ⋅ r/Saltoon
Honey, time for your daily ''I hate Clashblaster (and sloshing machine)'' memes!1yr ⋅ y1shi ⋅ r/Saltoon
Why is it so expensive to add abilities? 20 chunks is ridiculous for 1 sub-ability slot.9mo ⋅ SolarNight4567 ⋅ r/Saltoon
This team is Mint CHIP. Not mint. Mint CHIP. You’re already doing us injustice by comparing our refreshing flavor to TOOTHPASTE. Don’t disrespect us ANY FURTHER!10mo ⋅ dewmint ⋅ r/Saltoon
How the heck do I unlock the full set?! I got 10 new amiibo cards and none of them are giving me anything but the shoes1yr ⋅ DerpyWoomy ⋅ r/Saltoon
I love this sub for what it is. The amount of drama that some people get into in the comments is entertaining AF.1yr ⋅ mastercomposer ⋅ r/Saltoon
Just get to ruler then you can stop... Just get to ruler then you can stop...Just get to ruler then you can stop...10mo ⋅ Adambly ⋅ r/Saltoon
I get these players are having fun, but this kind of player is not fun to play against nor with.1yr ⋅ Adambly ⋅ r/Saltoon
today I raged at the game so hard that I turned off my Switch, got on my e-bike and touched grass9mo ⋅ Dienik ⋅ r/Saltoon
how do you fail low tide mothership i'm gonna cry i can't take it anymore1yr ⋅ _gundhamtanaka_ ⋅ r/Saltoon
gonna stop playing this game for a while but i will say this, this ranking system fucking sucks1yr ⋅ Sasquash69420 ⋅ r/Saltoon
for the spawn camper e-liter that kept killing me the second I touched down1yr ⋅ jugojugojugojugo ⋅ r/Saltoon
my friend is counting how many connection errors he had since splatoon 3 was launched1yr ⋅ UwU1408 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Every time my Salmometer is full I instantly become incapable of completing a Salmon Run job1yr ⋅ Saturn_V42 ⋅ r/Saltoon
Tenta Missile spamming Reef-luxes are a fucking cancerous tumor on this game.1yr ⋅ ajdude9 ⋅ r/Saltoon
I want to climb inside every .52 and Brush user's bedroom and rip their teeth out with my bare hands while they sleep1yr ⋅ DubiousDuality ⋅ r/Saltoon
