I have no idea who this and no idea what movie he would have directed. The movie branch is just completely rudderless right now1yr ⋅ fuzzy_dice_99 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Lightspeed skipping is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Rey’s supposed “friendships” with the other characters within the Disney Trilogy was incredible lacking.4yr ⋅ KingWilliamVI ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
So even a small mining colony has patrols protecting their airspace, but the fancy casino planet where the rich elite hang out just lets any random ship fly in and land anywhere?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Rian from an interview for TROS: Yo fans I heard you like consistency and have expectations but imma subvert your expectations because I like BOLD moves and SURPRISES3yr ⋅ PointManification ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I find it hilarious how they didn't even bother trying to de-age Haiden for the Kenobi flashbacks. Even during close up shots like this one1yr ⋅ Mosthatedmanever ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
At least this Luke Skywalker got to have some happiness in his post-ROTJ life3yr ⋅ Filmfan345 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
How did Rey and Poe not meet until TLJ? They were standing on either side of Leia when the map to Luke was being put together at the end of TFA.4yr ⋅ SwitchNinja2 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Happy birthday! If it’s one part about TROS that was enjoyable, it was seeing Ian again.2yr ⋅ Nefessius513 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
it's really sad Finn who could have been Kyle Katarn of Disney Star Wars become Rey's cheerleader.4yr ⋅ MarkGib ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Basically this show was a poor attempt to justify the naming of Ben Solo1yr ⋅ friebolo ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This comic making fun at ridiculous fan expectations didn't age so well, did it?!4yr ⋅ Theesm ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Mark, John, and Daisy being true salt miners is the only good thing to come out of TLJ. It truly is the worst Disney Star Wars movie4yr ⋅ themandalorianwolf ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
“Finn, look how Disney’s scrambling now because they’ve written themselves into a corner and refuse to admit how wrong they were after doing us dirty? Lmao their money, not ours.”3yr ⋅ astarlighter4 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
We all don’t enjoy the sequel trilogy, but don’t turn into this guy. Don’t be overcome by hate.2yr ⋅ reireiauron ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
“Wait, I’m suppose to just remain on the Falcon when we arrive at Luke’s location while you go by yourself to meet him even though I have known the guy for decades and he was practically family to me while you have no established connection at all to him?”4yr ⋅ KingWilliamVI ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
With Disney constantly rewriting Episode 9 after it came out, it feels like this...3yr ⋅ BetterCallSal ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Why does anyone think Luke “redeemed himself” or was “The most Jedi thing Luke ever did” at the end of TLJ?2mo ⋅ Robert-Rotten ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
That time Anakin first met Geode. He looked as sad and disappointed as I did.3yr ⋅ dexxra ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The Vespa gang keeps getting mentioned, but Krrsantan just awkwardly jogging off into the desert got a good laugh from me.2yr ⋅ feebos ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Today marks 9 years since Lucasfilm was sold to Disney. Star Wars would never be the same...2yr ⋅ Filmfan345 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
In before this inevitably gets mocked by a certain group of people who would sooner attack others for having a different opinion from them than actually take the time to try and understand who we are.4yr ⋅ i-got-a-jar-of-rum ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Just a reminder that the chemistry Luke, Han, and Leia have in 1/3 of the Original Trilogy is more powerful than whatever was trying to be accomplished with Rey, Finn, and Poe in the entire Sequel Trilogy.4yr ⋅ Lili-Dub ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
When SW Fans Found Out Who The Director Of The Last Sequel Was2yr ⋅ AnakinRagnarsson66 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Hey r/saltierthencrait,is the force awakens almost universally loved?2yr ⋅ Kalbex ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
US Ninth Circuit Court Calls The Last Jedi And Rise of Skywalker Mediocre and Schlocky In Ruling3yr ⋅ Extre ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
From the unreleased Secrets of the Sith book. Read the last few sentences... They're not even trying to hide it anymore. Anakin's sacrifice was for nothing...3yr ⋅ Demersus ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Background character: somehow, JJ and Rian forgot to give the most important astromech in the galaxy anything meaningful to do over the course of three films3yr ⋅ AmateurVasectomist ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I thought this was toilet paper for a second, and honestly, I couldn't come up with a better visual metaphor for modern Star Wars.1yr ⋅ abca98 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Does anyone else think that „Legends“ sounds much better than „Canon“?4yr ⋅ VeggieGollum ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Watching scenes from ROTJ during Self-Quarantine really highlights how the Disney Trilogy will never make me feel happiness in the same way the old films did.4yr ⋅ Thatpotatoisaspy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Member this? Member that? Mando 3x1 is embarrassing. No depth.1yr ⋅ SweetRoll789 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Why The New 'Star Wars' Trilogy Was Doomed From The Start - Cracked.com4yr ⋅ ZachRyder ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
One thing Disney did right is put gold labels on things so we know what’s good and what sucks2yr ⋅ Frank_the_NOOB ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
We're getting a Making of the Season 2 Finale, on August 25 on Disney+, and I'm so happy we're getting to know more of how Luke was implemented into it3yr ⋅ swshriv ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The salt mines have hit 80k! Enjoy the new retro logo created by Theesm, also intended to commemorate Lucasfilm's 50th anniversary!2yr ⋅ tiMartyn ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Let's take the time on this glorious day to acknowledge the greatest Star Wars movie of them all.4yr ⋅ eelmor1138 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I think i found new saltmine of memes. I introduce you to: Star Wars Hishes (unless it was milked to death already and im not aware of it.2yr ⋅ ere15xkmcPL ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Luke's lesson in legends after discovering Vader's fortress retreat on Coruscant.... I think it speaks for itself4yr ⋅ McFly_505 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I know it was a reference to The Godfather, but is this not the silliest moment in the Disney canon?1yr ⋅ StarDestroyer50 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
basic writing 101, hero is beaten by villain the first time, ass gets kicked for a second time, hero finally overcomes and defeats villain by the third encounter3yr ⋅ astarlighter4 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Part of me loved kenobi, but it was ruined by this farcical stuff1yr ⋅ slimmyboy007 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
We will see Rey's Jedi Order, the Jedi Order 200 and 80 years before TPM, but they can't be bothered to show is Mark Hamill as Jedi Grandmaster. Instead we get any other Jedi show.1yr ⋅ Theesm ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Thanks to the non-canon Disney sequel trilogy, this means that Rex, in their version, doesn't even get to enjoy peace after ROTJ, as the First Order destroyed the Republic which he fought his whole life for. Under Disney, Rex wasted his whole life.4yr ⋅ knightfluttershy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Imagine someone who decides to go on a suicide mission to save his father, someone who proves to him with every deed that he is pure evil, only to later consider killing a nephew who in every possible way lets him know that he is lost and confused.3yr ⋅ Cade28Skywalker ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
There is a reason why they included the last jedi and the rise of skywalker:2yr ⋅ HotJuice2192 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Me after watching clips of the LEGO Skywalker Saga’s Sequels, and finally laughing WITH the story instead of at it2yr ⋅ knightfluttershy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Happy 43rd Anniversary to Star Wars - A New Hope (1977). No matter how bad these new movies are, this will always be one of the greatest films ever made.4yr ⋅ darkwingstellar ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It's about time to updated the meme, and reflect current events!1yr ⋅ Punqington ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
“You will know [the good side from the bad] when you are calm. At peace. Passive.”3yr ⋅ i-got-a-jar-of-rum ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
In TROS, To make 3PO’s “sacrifice” seem dramatic, it is claimed by one of the characters that R2’s memory is unreliable......even though it’s been established multiple times that R2’s memory HAS NEVER BEEN WIPED.4yr ⋅ GGG102300 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Legends tale of a third option, but very few seem to have discovered it yet...6mo ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Although the Alien designs of the sequels were mostly the same brown blob, here are some designs for smaller or background characters I actually really like3yr ⋅ ClaudiCloud1998 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Helped destroy two super weapons, defeated two Sith Lords & saved the Galaxy, only to become redundant in his own story. Give me EU Luke any day.1yr ⋅ HobGoblinHat ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Mark Hamill just posted an image of his younger self. So THIS is what Luke looked like in between RotS and ANH. Let's see if we'll get to see him in the Kenobi show.3yr ⋅ Theesm ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This mini comic decipts how the the last jedi felt as a sequel to the force awakens2yr ⋅ RahdronRTHTGH ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I'm tired of seeing cool and imaginative planets like Coruscant. Can we have more boring, barren desert wastelands that look like Earth? At least those are real and not CGI.2yr ⋅ darkwingstellar ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
”You know, in hindsight I should probably have gone myself to retrieve Luke instead of some girl I just meet just because she knew Han for about two hours before he died”4yr ⋅ KingWilliamVI ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
She's still saying it. Still trying to gaslight us into believing the Expanded Universe doesn't exist. - From the Q&A with Kathleen Kennedy.2yr ⋅ Stanakin__Skywalker ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
In The Force Awakens (2015), Designation FN-2187 (Finn) worked within the sanitation department, this is subtle foreshadowing for the rest of the trilogy turning to shit.4yr ⋅ East_Prompt ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Lucasfilm looking like clowns saying this when their actions said otherwise for 4 years4yr ⋅ cebl_13 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The throne room looks pretty darn good for having been obliterated.4yr ⋅ Watchmaker-2112 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Reminder: Since Leia ended her training before Ben was born, she became a full-on Jedi after a few months of training since JJ didn’t realize Ben was born a year after ROTJ2yr ⋅ TheSameGamer651 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It almost feels like when they were crafting Rey, they took this description of Leia by George and copied everything he said, without putting any thought into it. There was much more to Leia than being a badass, and the context is entirely different.4yr ⋅ spyrothefox ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Never forget the episode 9 we were promised but were denied by Disney!3yr ⋅ bird-gravy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
SW Fans are nostalgia merchants , they don't want half-decent content just cameos and Ewan McGregor1yr ⋅ Wesley_Snipez064 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I have no words to convey how lazy and stupid this is. Calling it amateur would be a compliment. This is borderline criminal2yr ⋅ mzrcefo1782 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Leaked photo reveals Geode's tragic, noble sacrifice. Kathleen Kennedy calls it: The most poignant, touching scene in the history of not only Star Wars, but storytelling, too.3yr ⋅ JoeXperion ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Something I think doesn't get enough criticism: how close does JJ Abrams think planets are to suns, to each other and other star systems?! This makes the Galaxy seem very small2yr ⋅ Theesm ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
In The Clone Wars Palpatine thought that Ventress was too powerful and needed to be destroyed. Now thanks to RoS, we finally found out why...4yr ⋅ knightfluttershy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I am convinced that this bird is the only puppet in The Force Awakens, and that it was made obvious so that morons would see it and say look, they ditched that icky CGI stuff!2yr ⋅ Aramirtheranger ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It's ironic how lucasfilm claims to stand with John Boyega when just recently they cut all the integral parts of Finn's story in TROS and usually he always has the most deleted scenes in the other films (Quote cited from TROS art book)4yr ⋅ themandalorianwolf ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
