Me every time a Star Wars children's cartoon character shows up in the live action shows.5mo ⋅ panintegral ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
If Disney's version of Palpatine had just kept his mouth shut, he could have taken over the Galaxy with his Death Star Destroyers by surprise...1yr ⋅ knightfluttershy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I think it kinda makes sense... But I don't think they had that much a plan beyond ripping off the OT2yr ⋅ RahdronRTHTGH ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Don't mind me, just off to listen to the Ewok Victory Celebration song on youtube...4yr ⋅ knightfluttershy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
What if they followed through with Finn’s implied force abilities? (“Jedi Finn” mod from Battlefront 2)3yr ⋅ Smithens ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
What are the chances Disney gives us a dark, complex, mature show? Make a show for the 30-60 year old fans. The younger kids can grow into it.2yr ⋅ MacDoober ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Imagine screwing up Star Wars and the Prophecy so badly that the VILLAIN of the KOTOR II game is turned into the hero...1yr ⋅ knightfluttershy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Honestly I wish John the best post TROS. Lucasfilm always doing him dirty but he loves Star Wars4yr ⋅ themandalorianwolf ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Taking this moment to appreciate one of my favorite planets in the series. Based on Disney Wars's obsession with real sets and desert and grass planets, we will probably never see Umbara or any similar environment onscreen ever again.3yr ⋅ Nefessius513 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
100 quadrillion galactic population and 100,000+ years of known history, and yet all stories are the same dozen or so people dealing with Sidious in some way1yr ⋅ sskyvvalker ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
If Disney can hire better deepfakers, can they also hire this guy?2yr ⋅ oobat421 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Mark Hamill played a better grumpy old Luke Skywalker when he played Talus in Knightfall than he did in Rian Johnson's TLJ.3yr ⋅ LAKnapper ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It has been 10 years since the the original six films were released on Blu-Ray! A nice reminder that these films really are a “Complete Saga”2yr ⋅ Filmfan345 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Late by a month but only recently got the motivation to watch to put myself through Ahsoka8mo ⋅ TheDevilishSaint ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Another refreshing aspect from Andor: The fact that we meet this guy when he's already betrayed the Empire, rather than having yet another Disney side-switcher storyline1yr ⋅ GadunkusFlint ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Trying to come up with a meme way to convey how stupid Leia's New Hope Message feels with new context.2yr ⋅ Wiffernubbin ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
You love to see it. But I’m sure all of the sequel actors are vocally praising the DTs direction, right?4yr ⋅ Jimmithi ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Just a look at this amazing cast of iconic characters made me feel what a colossal waste of opportunity NuSW is. None of Disney characters come even close to PT and OT ones.3mo ⋅ Itsallcakes ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Give the baby a choking hazard, and lock him in a separate part of the ship. 10/10 parenting.2yr ⋅ h-clause ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
edited: We all agree Rey's character development was bad but I think Finn's was worse2yr ⋅ HobGoblinHat ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I found it hilarious that in LEGO Skywalker saga, Skywalker in TLJ is introduced as an antagonist.2yr ⋅ solehan511601 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Rey finds Luke on the ancient Jedi homeworld of Tython, where he has collected knowledge on the Jedi and the Force while seeking the solution to a pressing problem.3yr ⋅ Gandamack ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Imagine how awesome it could have been seeing these two stage a stormtrooper revolt. Just another plot point that went nowhere.3yr ⋅ alekoensay ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
JJ: I knew a CG Carrie would have been a disaster and I knew, even if it looked great, it would just feel wrong.4yr ⋅ xRATBAGx ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Seasons 1-2 of Mando were the only things I liked from Disney Star Wars. But this season... Big oof so far1yr ⋅ Pir-o ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Kenobi has MANY problems but man the training Duel between Anakin and Obi-Wan has better choreography than anything else Disney has put out IMO.11mo ⋅ DanteDevils ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Lando was done dirty by Disney. Isn't that racist by their logic?2yr ⋅ Starkiller-is-canon ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
People always defend Luke's actions in TLJ as a parallel with Return of the Jedi. Isn't repeating the same mistake just lazy and uninspired writing?1yr ⋅ Greenbanana217 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
To think someone gets paid to write like that. What a time to be alive.4yr ⋅ julex ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
How the fuck did EA create a better Luke Skywalker than Disney?1yr ⋅ CharCharMan1 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
These were the biggest bait and switch in all of the franchise. I'm pretty sure everybody expected them to be the main villains of the show, and not... do nothing of significance.2yr ⋅ RandomStunt ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
the post-rotj setting is just so RICH with storytelling potential and infinite opportunities, only to end up severely LIMITED by the sequel trilogy’s destructive lack of imagination and creativity. For everyone’s sake, apologize and decanonize3yr ⋅ Snowyo52 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Did this scene bother anyone else while watching TLJ? It’s crazy how Luke wanted no part of the jedi at the time but is still wearing Jedi Robes lol2yr ⋅ VADER--66 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
You're thinking if you bury your franchise in Disney's pile of money it will come back alive...3yr ⋅ TigerLord69 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The real Luke skywalker had faith even in those who swore to kill him... Jake on the other hand tried to preemptively kill a child because.... why?3yr ⋅ SneakyNinja4782 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Reminder that in order to recharge it’s weapon Starkiller Base has to consume an ENTIRE sun.4yr ⋅ KingWilliamVI ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
For a movie that spends so much time on the petty conflict between Poe and Holdo, we never see Poe react to or even talk about Holdo's death past this semi-sad look he gives while floating down to Crait.3yr ⋅ blackeyedtiger ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
How does EA have a better understanding of Luke Skywalker's character than anyone at Disney?4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Mara Jade could have been the main character of the sequels such a tragedy2yr ⋅ Thorfan23 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Just gotta say: As an asian-american fan, Bultar Swan and her 5 seconds of screen time had much more of an impact with me than Rose ever did.3yr ⋅ clarinetpanda ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Could have just done this. But I guess killing yourself for no reason is cool too.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Shout Out to Naare, a woman character who is a thousand times more compelling and interesting than any female character in the Sequel Trilogy3yr ⋅ knightfluttershy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Kathleen Kennedy's Indiana Jones Is A Relic To Be Destroyed (TM) is coming; here's a reminder that both Indiana Jones IV and Indiana Jones V already exist and are excellent.1yr ⋅ JoeXperion ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Han literally sold Luke's Yavin medal for drinking money. You can't make this shit up, I swear these people hate the OT characters4yr ⋅ IASIPFL ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Plot holes that only exist because fanservice matters more than logic1yr ⋅ Femkat_00 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Reminder that Rey and Finn had maybe only interacted with each other for about 3 hours total by the time of this scene that takes place at the end of the second movie of the new trilogy.3yr ⋅ KingWilliamVI ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I don't think I'd say either are the best, but one definitely is way better.3yr ⋅ Dogonce ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Fun Fact: Starkiller Base is somehow equipped with a hyperdrive and destroyed three suns in the Unknown Regions across all canon media.4yr ⋅ TheSameGamer651 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Remember when Patty Jenkins wanted to make a Rogue Squadron movie? Go watch Top Gun Maverick. It has its own trench run and awesome dogfighting. The best movie i’ve seen in years.2yr ⋅ CruzAderjc ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Luke Skywalker in stormtrooper disguise 1977 vs 2015. Mark Hamill still looks amazing, he looked 20 years older in the Sequels.3yr ⋅ Theesm ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I just finished up my trip to Universal, and walking down a faithful recreation of Diagon Alley made me sad about Galaxy’s Edge being some random planet we’ve never seen before.2yr ⋅ Nefessius513 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
After TLJ, wouldn't it have been the smart move to make a Luke Skywalker movie set in between 6 and 7, instead of a pointless Han Solo movie that adds nothing to the overall story?3yr ⋅ Theesm ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Does anyone else find it hysterical how Palpatine would likely have WON if he had just used a normal Star Destroyer army instead of ones with the planet-killer guns?2yr ⋅ Desolation82 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Based on the other post, what stories do you want to see explored?1yr ⋅ Girltech31 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Rian Johnson is a troll. Rian never had a theory but haha at you for putting in more effort than he did.4yr ⋅ somegnome ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I don't want to jump to conclusions, but it's almost like there was no plan.3yr ⋅ Cade28Skywalker ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Does anyone else get this feeling? Not just with Star Wars, but everywhere.1yr ⋅ YissnakkJr ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Rey grew up on a desert planet, but knows how to control this water skiff over 50 foot waves perfectly 🤔🤔🤔 Definitely not a Mary Sue4yr ⋅ VaccumBoots ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Thought I was being funny, some other people didn’t. Disney literally has the fans telling them what they want to see. How do they find it so hard to please the fans as a whole where movies are concerned?4yr ⋅ GillyMonster18 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I’m sure it’s a re-post, but needed to get this off my chest. Poor 3po, ur “friends” shit on you non-stop or make a cringey quippy joke at ur expense every chance they get. Man, the non-stop little “jokes” in these movies are so exhausting.3yr ⋅ basilisk_boi2 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
According to TLJ Yoda knew about the Ancient Jedi texts that contained the secrets of force healing but never read them because he found them boring - Which is dumb as hell but there doesn't seem to be any other way this line can be interpreted.3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Loving the Blu-Ray boxed set of the complete Skywalker Saga4yr ⋅ Mandalore_Ultimate ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
What? You think I'm going to go out with a laser sword and take on the whole First Order? Go away.4yr ⋅ charvey709 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Anyone else feel that Rey always acts as angry, standoffish, unpredictable and deranged as Frodo when he's the ringbearer? Especially when she beats down Luke.4yr ⋅ copbuddy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
No cap, the best thing to come out of the Disney Trilogy.3yr ⋅ i-got-a-jar-of-rum ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This comment perfectly sums up why I dislike the Disney Trilogy so much1yr ⋅ knightfluttershy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
