Just a reminder that Obi-Wan fought in a war that had been staged by Palpatine since the start, was nearly killed by his Troops, saw that all his fellow Jedi had been slain, and had to battle and maim his apprentice and best friend. Yet he STILL trained and guided Luke to be a Jedi Knight.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Finn & Rey should've ended up together but Disney Lucasfilm wanted toxic abuse3yr ⋅ themandalorianwolf ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Can't wait until they start deepfaking scenes into A New Hope to make it match the new canon2yr ⋅ ScytherCypher ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Favreau, Filoni and Sam Hargrave deserve every bit of praise they get, but let us not forget Ludwig Goransson. He was the composer for the whole season and nailed it throughout.3yr ⋅ Sinbatman ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Anakin’s force ghost appeared in The Simpsons but not in The Rise of Skywalker3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
No, they're not equivalent, it's not poetic & it's not good storytelling. Fans still obsess over the imagery & ignore the context of RJ's deconstruction of Luke's character3yr ⋅ HobGoblinHat ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
“He was wounded”...and yet he could still outrun Rey and use his lightsaber and force powers...1yr ⋅ knightfluttershy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Gotta love that straw man. It’s their go to for defending crappy media.2yr ⋅ AlucardVampire ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
My review of The Last Jedi after seeing it three years ago tonight3yr ⋅ paulcosmith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Maybe this is just a me-thing, but I always had a soft for seeing a Jedi Master fighting side-by-side with their apprentice, and it really stinks that we never got to see anything like that with Luke and Rey.3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
What Yoda might've looked like, had this early concept art of him been used.4mo ⋅ Theesm ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
What timeline are we living in where Sonic the Hedgehog has a higher score than the final Star Wars movie?4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
You’re telling me that the hotel serving blue shrimp for $6000/2nights went out of business? No.... That’s impossible!1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Jedi Master Luke Skywalker of the new Jedi Order. This is all I really wanted for the Sequel Trilogy.3yr ⋅ agonaoc ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
How the fuck did the First Order get this big! Like everyone hated the empire so how did they let the Empire 2.0 get this big in a span of what...20 to 30 years or some bullshit!3yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This is how I view Star Wars. It’s keeps me sane knowing Grogu won’t be facing certain death and that some of my favorite characters won’t be butchered.3yr ⋅ leerrrroy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It amazes me how unoriginal and ill fitting the blasters and ships in these movies look3yr ⋅ myrealnameisK ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I still can't quite believe that Disney used the sequel trilogy as a beat by beat murder of the OT cast. For shame. For shame.4yr ⋅ Panda_hat ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Reminder it was an actual plot point in TLJ that Finn and Rose failed their vital top secret mission because they illegally parked their space ship and got arrested. Most of the resistance died because of their incompetence. It's so ridiculous it feels like something out of Spaceballs.3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I will never understand how or why Disney approved of this lunacy. (credit to HobGoblinHat for template)3yr ⋅ Nefessius513 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Chewie: “Why is Rey taking to Luke? I’ve know him since he was a teenager. Shouldn’t I be the one to convince him to return? Why am I being treated like a prop?”3yr ⋅ KingWilliamVI ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Anyone else feel like Luke is rly out of character in Boba Fett by suddenly being opposed to attachments and supportive of the old jedi ways2yr ⋅ coldballer99 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Illustration of a minor flesh wound according to the new Disney Star Wars9mo ⋅ Antaries9000 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
There is more emotion and conflict in Vader silently turning his expressionless mask between Luke and Palpatine than there is in Kylo in his moment of redemption4yr ⋅ spyrothefox ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This was related to the recent Thor movie, until it became about Disney Star Wars apparently.1yr ⋅ KlaytonShinoda ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
A simple way to explain Holdo's actions and add great character conflict4yr ⋅ ImnotaNixon ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Did you know actor Gwendoline Christie (Brienne the Badass) had a brief cameo in the sequels? She played silver armored stormtrooper.2yr ⋅ ohgeezohfrik ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Honestly for Disney from a please as many people as possible for maximum profit stance, this would probably be the best decision2yr ⋅ WillThePerson ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Friendly reminder that in 30 years these characters will stop giving a damn about each other and die alone in misery without ever having one last reunion.4yr ⋅ spyrothefox ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Lucasfilm and the media when people make fun of Star Wars movies1yr ⋅ carloss0812 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I just can't believe this guy even wore a mask for majority of the season yet still showed more emotion than Rey- All the Jedi - Skywalker4yr ⋅ Zedfourkay ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Is it me, or did this Stromtrooper just walk into a lightsaber? How does he still have his leg?2yr ⋅ VylePyrateSteplocke ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I’m pretty sure that Starkiller is more of a Skywalker than Rey.3yr ⋅ IUsedToBeRasAlGhul ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
You said the sequel trilogy would be left alone under your supervision3yr ⋅ Chill_la_Chill ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This is a reason why Disney’s MCU has worked so well. Planning. Which there was a complete lack there of for Disney’s Star Wars3yr ⋅ PmMeYourNiceBehind ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
If they did Harry Potter like the sequels - by u/ejrasmussen4yr ⋅ Just_a_user_name_ ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Feels good to watch the REAL Luke Skywalker on the big screen again1yr ⋅ GreyRevan51 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Was going through my comment history, this was on the main sub...3yr ⋅ YondaimeHokage11 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I love that even Disney realized they wasted Andy Serkis on such a pointlessly stupid character that was snoke and gave him a mulligan1yr ⋅ Terminal_Dingus ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I know it’s a nitpick but what the hell did they do to my gamorreans1yr ⋅ falumba ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Well so much for Anakin not telling Luke about the cloning lab or ships because he just thought Exegol was a dead world3yr ⋅ JakeSkywalkersGhost ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
JP from Terrible Writing Advice just burned LFL harder than Vader.1yr ⋅ thunderchild120 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Apparently, TROS tied up the 'loose ends' of the previous Trilogies...it couldn't even justify its own plot.3yr ⋅ HobGoblinHat ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
TFA fan made poster from 2014 based solely on casting announcements4yr ⋅ Meme_Pope ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Turns out Supreme Leader Snoke was a cheap knock-off of the Yuuzhan Vong3yr ⋅ King_Will_Wedge ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I'm tired of seeing backwater barren wastelands like Tatooine over and over, when can we go back to cool planets like Coruscant?2yr ⋅ superyoshiom ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Master Skywalker with his two apprentices, Finn and Rey. What could have been.3yr ⋅ menimex ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The box office drops of the first to third installments of each trilogy4yr ⋅ thatblondboi00 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Friendly reminder that in Jedi Academy; Kyle explains to Luke that one of his students betrayed the order and killed another apprentice only to almost kill him. How does Luke react?4yr ⋅ SithMasterStarkiller ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
When re-watching the Clone Wars I found this quote which perfectly sums up the issue with the Sequel Trilogy4yr ⋅ Jedimonkey38 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
To this day, i’m still astonished at just how lazy the team working on TROS was. Not only did they not come up with a new ship design, they straight up reused the ISD model from Rogue One and called it a day.4yr ⋅ GE90man ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The placement of the T will decide your fate (my 1st OC meme, super low effort)3yr ⋅ jlansden ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
At least Mark Hamill actually cares about the EU, unlike the people who own Star Wars right now....3yr ⋅ ThemeInfamous ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
What could have been if they just adapted the EU into movies for the Sequel Trilogy1yr ⋅ Shadown15 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
While you watch Obi-Wan Kenobi, try playing Saltier Than Crait's bingo!2yr ⋅ tiMartyn ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
My friends whenever I criticize the new season of Mandalorian1yr ⋅ commodoretuff ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Remember how Kanan briefly contemplated killing Ezra when the Grand Inquisitor told him he'd fall and destroy everything? Me neither.3yr ⋅ AlphaBladeYi ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This is the top comment on the Episode 9 trailer from the official Star Wars YouTube channel.4yr ⋅ CTR_Sucks ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
REMINDER: This is what the entire movie TLJ is about btw, one big ship chasing one little ship for 2hrs1yr ⋅ astarlighter4 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I am still amazed that so many people never realised that it makes no sense to send Rey to retrieve Luke here since she had no established connection to him by that point.1yr ⋅ KingWilliamVI ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
According to toxic sequel fans, this is an abusive and toxic relationship and Reylo is not.3yr ⋅ Midway-Avenger ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
If only we had this level of commitment put into the Disney abominations...2yr ⋅ Big_JR80 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
A half of a tie fighter can take out three of these snail bombers3yr ⋅ Greyhound028 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The Rise of Skywalker Blue Ray Ultimate Collector's Edition is the same price as Revenge of the Sith DVD at Best Buy. 16 year old movie on an inferior format is the same price as a collector's edition of a 2 year old movie.3yr ⋅ Dylpooh ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
