No One's Ever Really Gone

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Behold!

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That Is Why You Fail

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Just look at this awesome cast and imagine how much better they could have been used in a cohesive, well-thought out trilogy

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This what they took from us

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Star Wars needs a restraining order

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Rose's intervention is even worse when you realize the entire leadership of the FO was right beside the seige cannon, and Finn would have ended the war if it blew.

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Remember when people thought Starkiller broke Star Wars?

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Email from Mark Hamill to Anthony Daniels in Anthony's book I Am C-3PO. He tries saying how pathetic it was having Luke and 3PO's final moment together completely wasted, and does the thing where he tries to talk himself into reasoning it so he doesn't get sued by Disney.

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It is the only the way

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Don't tell me Tumblr doesn't get it. Saltiness is all around us.

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Remember when people justified THIS as being due to Rupert Friend needing to move freely for fight scenes and choreography? LOL. We had better in 2005

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Shoutout to Gareth Edwards, the only movie director in the Disney Star Wars era to both escape with his credibility intact and make a financially successful film enjoyable to all Star Wars fans.

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The state of this subreddit

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“There’s no source material. We don’t have comic books. We don’t have 800 page novels.” - Kathleen Kennedy

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The villains of the Sequels are the most evil

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Imagine trying to kill your Nephew and your final words to him are See you around kid

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A more compelling motive for abandoning everything/turning to the darkside

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A new Rey who? meme.

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Party Pooper

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What if the sequels had a story 🤔

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We are all at the same boat

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Fixed the tweet.

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123K votes and the sequels only managed to get a whopping 1% of them 🤣

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Some birthday salt from Mark Hamill

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Just a reminder for how out of touch critics have become. Make sure to read the what to know section.

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John Boyega, if you’re reading this, you’re an awesome dude. Welcome to the saltminer’s guild.

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Inspired by our friends at r/freefolk

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WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY RIAN JOHNSON

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Sometimes it's not what you say, it's how friggin cool you look not saying it

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I posted this back when the first TROS trailer came out and got downvoted to hell. I guess they'll never learn.

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This sub when the sequel trilogy becomes irrelevant in a few years

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I kid you not

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Dedra is a more interesting/threatening villain than Reva.

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I mean... What else can you say?

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In the ending of ROTJ everyone is together because that’s how they won together. In the ROS ending Rey is standing alone because she did everything herself and doesn’t need help

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Yeah, that's accurate.

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Literally the only thing I enjoyed out of the ST

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LIAR

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Mark Hamill salt always welcome

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Flashbacks show that Child Rey had the same hair and clothes as Adult Rey. This was a subtle way of showing how little character development she had over the series

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Who would want Legends right?

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Spot on prediction

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The rumors probably aren't true....... But if they are.

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Marcia Lucas on Disney Star Wars

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This has got to be the stupidest argument I have EVER seen in favor of the sequels

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There’s only one New Jedi Order in Star Wars and it’s led by Grandmaster Luke Skywalker

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More salt from Sam Witwer

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Is it too early for memes? This had my shit cracking up.

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Somehow, Plo Koon returned...

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“I saw a security hologram of him...killing Star Wars”

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At least Andor can't ruin anyone

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Funny how inferior a Disney+ production can feel in comparison to the other competition.

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Thrawn should've been the villain of the sequel trilogy

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Now, every time I watch Empire Strikes Back, I’m going to have to think about how Vader can pull an entire ship using the force and yet chose to do nothing as Luke fell.

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Can't believe you were right all along

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I think we all know who's superior

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Hyperdrive go BRRR

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Ahsokas name has been scrubbed from the Subtitles of the early digital release someone on Twitter has discovered. Yet other names appear apparently.

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The sequels care so little for detail that Anakins lightsaber isn’t even activated by the correct button. This is seen throughout the entire sequel trilogy.

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“Do what must be done to the Sequels, LEGO. Do not hesitate. Show no mercy.”

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All the sexist fans watching a group of four women mow down stormtroopers

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KK didn’t just harm SW; she f’ed up GOT by offering D&D a movie before they finished

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At least they agree on one thing

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Star Wars: the lies unleashed

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Hmmmm...

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Yeah, all of them deserve some hate, I know...

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Somehow still 86!

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Just remember

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Bounty Hunters, compared

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My favorite moment was when she destroyed the entirety of the Skywalker Bloodline and stole their last name

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Yoda was unable to defeat the Emperor, but Rey defeated him, after a year since she learned that the force was real. Ridiculous... Ridiculous...

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Shoutout to The Battle of Scariff in Rogue One for not only being the only good battle Disney's Star Wars has had since they bought the franchise but one of the best Star Wars battles ever

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Glad to see that Star Wars fans are still so easy to please with this new show

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Who is Maz Kanata? Does she care about the resistance or not? What does she want? What was the point of her? Good questions...... for another time.

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Our boy Maul didn't realise he can pull the ship back with the force.

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No lmao

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They are Jedi. I trained you to be something more *fucks off forever without elaborating*

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Am I wrong?

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Everything is stupid

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How this scene should have gone

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Friendly reminder that it is possible to have the main antagonist be a whiny emo teen and to still be a great character

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Peter Parker, a teenager, understands this better than a Master with 30 years of experience (Jake)

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force awakens can stay but it's on thin fucking ice

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What do we think?

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Now this is a Will Smith I can get behind.

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I am Boba Fett

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Giving Finn an arc as a former Stormtrooper who defects, trains to be a Jedi and rallies his former brothers against the First Order practically writes itself... Why was comedy relief janitor what we got instead?

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Turns out First Order Stormtrooper training includes a killer Economics program!

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TLJ biggest contradictions

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I’m amazed that there wasn’t more backlash against The Force Awakens for establishing that Han abandon Leia after their son turned evil and her brother vanished.

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George was always the special ingredient.

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Pixar showed us that it is possible to make a villain that is essentially a fanboy/manchild actually menacing and effective.

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I never understood those who applauded TLJ for 'democratizing' the force. Star Wars has always shown that you don't need particular lineage and that there could be a lot of force users in the Galaxy?

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And that's a fact.

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We really won’t

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Have we posted this yet

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Yeah, because Anakin totally owned Count Dooku in his first lightsaber battle, and wrecked Obi-Wan’s shit in their fight.

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1. There is no door in ROTJ, magically appears in TROS. 2. Even if there was, then apparently Palpatine is ok with a door that opens up to the vacuum of space...

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Mark Hamill confirmed that the original screenplay for TFA answered the most glaring question leftover from the OT: What happened to Luke's severed hand?

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Came across this post which perfectly fits the sequels

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VII -> VIII moments apart. Nailed it!

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Even Disney Plus recognizes Return of the Jedi as the real conclusion of the saga!

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More from Mark

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Fixed it.

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The 150-something EU books on my shelf: “Are we a joke to you?”

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People forget to remember Star Wars isn’t the first franchise JJ Abrams has ruined

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In Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017) if you pause the movie at this exact scene, the movie gets worse after you hit play again.

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At least one good thing came out of it

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If there are any analysts from disney lurking here to try and figure out what went wrong, here it is: You undid our heroes accomplishments, turned them into failures, and killed them off. You showed a complete disregard for this franchise and the fans and you deserve what you are getting right now.

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Couldn’t resist with today’s advent calendar... Rey’s lack of training has lead to an unfortunate accident

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Finally got myself the REAL sequel trilogy

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We wish

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“I wish the guy who made that dope ass Star Wars cartoon would be in charge of the franchise instead of JJ or Rian!”

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There’s just no saving it at this point

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Mark Hamill is a gem

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At our 5 Below on clearance. Great job Rian

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This just makes me sad.

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Yeah sure lmao

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I'm still not over this garbage movie.

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I wish they’d made the sequel trilogy for Lucas instead of for themselves

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I put this up in the EU sub and they removed it because it was unfair Disney bashing and was told it belongs here instead. So, enjoy...

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Imagine watching the movies you're making a sequel to

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Don't worry, those mandalorians will be fine!

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Looks like even Star Wars Theory has had enough

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Why a money-hungry corporation would choose not to pursue money utterly baffles me.

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Oopsie Daisy 😅

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Biggest plot hole in the history of film...

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It isn't strictly Star Wars... but I couldn't think of a better place to post this.

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Long time lurker. Thank you all for the memes and rants that kept me sane over the past 5 weeks, and now my watch is ended.

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If this show could go 30 seconds without contradicting itself that would be nice.

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Except it is sort of how The Force works now

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I always liked the close bond between Luke and R2 & C-3P0 in the OT. He always looked out for them. I hate how they made Sequel Luke so cold and distant from them.

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Four wheels except one is broken (i didn't make this)

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Favreau, Filoni, Hargrave and Goransson deserve every bit of praise they get, but let us not forget Tito the Tusken Rider. He unwillingly sacrificed himself to krayt dragon in a reluctant but heroic act of self-sacrifice.

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God what a waste of an interesting character.

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Entire character development from 3 movies wasted.

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This got taken off r/PrequelMemes...

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Who cares about reasons amirite?

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Happy birthday to Golden Globe winner & salt miner John Boyega!

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How I expect Mando season 3 to start

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We’ve had one Palpatine, yes, but what about Second Palpatine?

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The fact that this was the last lightsaber duel in a (then) 42 year saga, and that I didn’t even realise it, or even feel any emotion during the movie about it, saddens me so much

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The most pointless fight in the history of Star Wars. This is the epitome of the writing on the show. Explanation below.

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My reaction seeing Rey wearing Luke’s helmet and using the “Red Five” call sign.

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When someone asks me my opinion on Disney Star Wars.

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I'm glad Order 66 becomes more and more meaningless every year

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I hope you'd all do the right thing

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