I’m sorry but no amount of suspension of disbelief can allow me to accept that this thing was built in like less than twenty years and without anyone noticing.2mo ⋅ ProtectMeAtAllCosts ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Shoutout to these great actresses who got fucked over by shit writers4yr ⋅ thatblondboi00 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The Chosen One, Anakin Skywalker. Upvote this so that people see it when they Google The Chosen One.4yr ⋅ beyonceshostage ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Sequels wasted my boy Admiral Ackbar as well. Rian made the actor cry. Not even kidding.4yr ⋅ menimex ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I have seen people try to argue that the Prequels copied the Originals as much as the Sequels did, so here:3yr ⋅ JimmyNeon ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Yes, I'm familiar with Han Solo and his partner Chewbacca, and I even know their ship, the Millennium Falcon, and that it ran the Kessel Run in 14 parsecs. But who is this Loot Skywobbler you speak of?3yr ⋅ dream_raider ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Why did Qui-Gon, Agen Kolar, Kit Fisto, etc. instantly die getting stabbed by a lightsaber, but others survive it without any issues or even long-term complications?8mo ⋅ ArtigoQ ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Just rewatched Rogue One. I cared more about these two in the hour and a half they existed than any of the new trilogy characters over 7 hours.3yr ⋅ ATXellentGuy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Man, that was an amazing premiere! Did you like the movie? What was your favorite moment? #starwarssaved4mo ⋅ Theesm ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I need Lucasfilm to understand. Not everyone grows up to be a miserable old man with a failed personal life. Please find other conflicts for our beloved characters. @imhectornavarro10mo ⋅ tiMartyn ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Jett Lucas (son of George Lucas) salty about Rey’s inclusion as a Skywalker instead of Leia.3yr ⋅ Intel333 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It’s still amazes me to this day that Mark Hamill said these exact words3yr ⋅ StrikerBoy467 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
why didn't Qui Gon Jin simply survive this? if a youngling can figure it out I'm sure he could... and don't even get me started on force healing2yr ⋅ ScytherCypher ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
You know, it’s really funny, all those sexist Star Wars fans suddenly liked a female character when she was well written, I wonder if there’s a correlation there...3yr ⋅ Gay-Nerd-18 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It’s insane how the least anticipated show with the least popular character of the four on this mag cover ended up blowing the other three out of the water in terms of quality.7mo ⋅ Independent-Dig-5757 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Rogue One, which is arguably the best Star Wars movie that Disney has put out, was released 4 years ago!3yr ⋅ Filmfan345 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
In Star Wars: Rise of the Skywalker, flashbacks show that Child Rey had the same hair and clothes as Adult Rey. This was a subtle way of showing how little character development she had over the series.4yr ⋅ NairdSW ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
[OC] TLJ is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural3yr ⋅ Hatefiend ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This still makes my blood absolutely boil almost 5 years later, and it only gets worse every time I see it.1yr ⋅ Shadow_Strike99 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
IG-11, a bounty hunter turned nursing droid, had more character development and a more interesting arc in three episodes of The Mandalorian than Rey did over three films.4yr ⋅ bigcarson2 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It's because no one took the time to replicate the source material. That's why they look different. It's only world building, no big deal!3mo ⋅ A-Stackhouse ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Basically every time the protagonists try asking the New Republic for help in Disney Star Wars8mo ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
At Hoth, Vader didn't realize he could Force pull the Millenium Falcon.4yr ⋅ Roll-Traktor ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
In Rise of Skywalker (2019), emperor Palpatine is clinically dead but is animated by machinery and his evil spirit. This is a clever metaphor for the fact that Star Wars franchise is effectively dead and is only animated by the machinery of the Mouse and its evil spirit.4yr ⋅ Roll-Traktor ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Just a reminder that the Death Star blew up over the second moon of Endor, but somehow landed on the sixth moon, Kef Bir, relatively intact and didn’t suffer from water erosion for 31 years3yr ⋅ TheSameGamer651 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
King. Upvote this so that people see it when they google “King”.4yr ⋅ WinterWolf18 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I’m sorry, but i just can’t get this out of my head, unbelievable how they squandered something as epic and powerful as this could’ve been, all the unexplored wasted potential2yr ⋅ astarlighter4 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
There’s light at the end of the tunnel. Mark was one of the biggest critics of TLJ’s Jake Skywalker.3yr ⋅ shago1594 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I’m not really surprised that John Boyega is angry with Disney3yr ⋅ Small-Interview-2800 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
A George Lucas scream is hidden somewhere in The Rise of Skywalker.4yr ⋅ WickedTexan ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
You can feel the chemistry between Reylo as Kylo is about to run Rey over in his tie fighter for absolutely no reason. If this isn't true love then you're probably right.4yr ⋅ 6JolyneKujo6 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This is the author of Star Wars: Aftermath, in which the remaining Empire fleet commits galactic seppuku over Jakku after ROTJ. Explains a lot about Disney EU writing quality.1yr ⋅ Bauermeister ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This scene is ultimately undeniable proof that stories can be told with new characters that resonates an emotional depth not overshadowed by the appearance of previous characters.3yr ⋅ credible_hulk ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
So palpatine had enough resources to put a whole death star cannon and its related tech on every single one of star destroyers in his massive fleet, but not enough to put a simple navigation device on each one so they can freely leave exegol without needing a vulnerable tower?4yr ⋅ phantasmal_dragon ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Fun Reminder: JJ Abrams' personal friend got more screentime and lines of dialogue in STAR WARS EPISODE 7 than LUKE SKYWALKER did3yr ⋅ darkwingstellar ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Character development VS... whatever they did with Finn's character4yr ⋅ HistoryLord ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I feel bad for Luke, when he had to face the Sith, all the Jedi just left him to fend for himself.4yr ⋅ Jaspaca ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Someone made a post ages ago, what Earthly things take you out of Star Wars. Well this, this does. That’s just a regular firearm.1yr ⋅ StarDestroyer50 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
currently watching all of starwars in canon order, it blows my mind how much more character development this ex stormtrooper got in one episode than Finn did in an entire trilogy.2yr ⋅ darthphallic ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This is what believably happens when a novice force user goes up against a well trained dark sider - Looking at you Kylo vs Rey in TFA3yr ⋅ revanholdt ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Similarly a Disney Property, nobody complains that Wanda is a Mary Sue or that most of the cast is women. Women done right.3yr ⋅ otsukarerice ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This just confirms what we already knew. (I know people say that the prequels grew to be loved and the same will happen with the sequels. But I don't think it will )3yr ⋅ Tanmay1518 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I just can't understand how anyone could think these two things are the same7mo ⋅ orig4mi-713 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Totally unrelated, but Anakin was 22 YEARS OLD when he became Vader.3yr ⋅ eelmor1138 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I don't even know what to make of this. Did anybody bother to proofread TLJ's script?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
why is everyone behind these movies so smug and self-righteous?4yr ⋅ King_Will_Wedge ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
No, you see, I was almost murdered by Anakin as a child, and that totally makes it ok for me to kill more children myself! Because trauma or something!1yr ⋅ TomDuBois2002 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Be honest. Of all the characters and events in the sequel movies, you forgot this failed build up group the most didn't you?3yr ⋅ 6JolyneKujo6 ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Shoving in references when they have no actual purpose beyond cramming nostalgia down the audience's throat, why would the Lars homestead have any significance for Rey?4yr ⋅ TheOneThatCameEasy ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I don't think even Rian knew what the point he was trying to make was2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Lucas is a much better director than Abrams, look at this. When Mace blocks Palpatine's attack, he looks away from the bright light and struggles to stand still because lightning pushes him back. Compare this to Rey who looks straight into the light and effortlessly reflects the attack4yr ⋅ Cade28Skywalker ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
ST fans like to compare Johnson to Lucas... One of these filmmakers went out of his way to make a special suit so his lead actor could be Vader in the final scene. The other was so nonchalant he had Mark improvising so his final scenes could be more emotional.4yr ⋅ Bran_the_Builder ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
