Someone said she looks like 64 year old lesbian with her new hair cut1wk ⋅ xokaytuhlin ⋅ r/roastmypet
This is Thor. His favorite activity is shitting in the house immediately after going for a walk. Roast him2yr ⋅ Derp_Smash ⋅ r/roastmypet
Snowball says he has a great sense of fashion and there no way a handsome birb like him could ever be roasted.5mo ⋅ Naomi_campbells ⋅ r/roastmypet
My Grandad raised this croc from a little one in the family backyard. We jokingly call him our 'Uncle'. He is in a croc farm now, and my Grandad has passed, but Roast Our Pet Croc!3yr ⋅ BuguyaBriarLeigh ⋅ r/roastmypet
His name is Bennett and he’s been getting on my nerves! Roast the bastard!3wk ⋅ bananabard22 ⋅ r/roastmypet
My cowardly lion is proud of his haircut. Please bring him back to reality.1yr ⋅ Elephantex ⋅ r/roastmypet
Roast Aurora in her stupid little birthday outfit. And wish her a stupid fourth birthday. 6d ⋅ crash---- ⋅ r/roastmypet
Nacho is his name. No matter how many diets we put him on, he's still fat. He also shits and pisses on the carpet out of spite. He hates everyone.3yr ⋅ BlueCheeseCircuits ⋅ r/roastmypet
Her name is Rosey, my friends say she’s impossible to roast, try to prove us wrong :)1yr ⋅ S1itMyWrist ⋅ r/roastmypet
Roast this nasty pug of mine. Her name is Kiwi, she’s 10 years old, and a lover of frozen peaches.2yr ⋅ yuppiewizard ⋅ r/roastmypet
Her name is Luna and her favourite food is rabbit shit and random dead things she finds at the park1yr ⋅ Gothic_Dream ⋅ r/roastmypet
My beloved guinea pig Fudge, wahaha hes too cute to be roasted (bypassing the fact hes kinda fat lol)1yr ⋅ Sylveon72_06 ⋅ r/roastmypet
This is Naia, she has to be tied up and muzzled or else she eats her booty till it bleeds. Go crazy2yr ⋅ StrikeysOut ⋅ r/roastmypet
Roast her please, she is 12, weighs more than her age, and she’s obsessed with human food6mo ⋅ ItJustGotBreezyy ⋅ r/roastmypet
