Bought the car I’ve wanted since I was a kid, make me sell it

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I sold my miata to buy this, to be 10 years late for vanlife trend.

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Roast my 2008 honda fit with 250,000 miles and no muffler

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Now, roast my mechanical disaster! It's a beautiful Volvo 340 1.4 with CVT!

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Roast my airbagged 306hp big mini. Full remus exhaust, airlift 3H system, wrapped.

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About to buy this; change my mind

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With the clogged Catalytic converters this bad boy puts down 100HP (almost). Roast away!

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All the things people want to roast! Have at it kids. 2020 2SS vert.

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new paintjob 🤭🤍🖤 let's hear it!

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heres a layup, 2013 Nismo Juke, Turbo, 6MT, FBO, 237whp, 2800lbs,

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2020 Dodge Challenger R/T ....let’s hear it

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Bring it on. My 1985 635csi with a dogleg 5 speed

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My 86 Fleetwood brougham. My first car that I still own (10 years). I need to mention that I live in the UK

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my 1999 subaru legacy gt limited

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Roast my ECOBEAST! I may have 2000% APR 🤷

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Roast it. No holding back

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Roast my new to me 2016 M3!

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Have at it. INB4 vape jokes.

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Roast Me Lads

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Roast my SLS. I dare you.

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Just here for shits n giggles

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Roast my Dad's (soon to be mine) Truck

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Had a base for 7 years before I found a type S, so I can finally say yes when people ask if it is.

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roast my garbage

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Recently surpassed 5 years of ownership. Roast my faithful daily.

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roast my little rice burner (6spd)

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1983 Ford escort wagon that I just got last night do your worst

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‘86 Olds Cutless.

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Bet you cant roast my little truck harder than its transmission roasted my wallet.

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You guys did well with my 97 Beetle, here’s my other one:

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ROAST MY 340

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Roast my $3,000 Mercedes

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Roast my Old Man Buick

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Meet the $500 winter beater.

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Roast my 305hp Mini Cooper

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My 1998 Galant VR-4.

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Subaru got roasted so bad I had to get a new car😂 fire away!

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Let's see what ye got

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Roast my car Ladies

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17m Convince me why this is a bad idea to restore

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Roast my pos without saying the words redneck or racist. Impossible.

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Roast my wannabe hot hatch. Yes it’s the turbo

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I paid 8000$ for this, make me regret it

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So hot, it roast you!

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Its small, its French, its quite quick, and I love it. Burn it down.

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I don't wear NBs or Jorts

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What can y'all do with my new car? 6.4L Hemi 6-speed manual

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Only bright orange so the crowds can see it coming.

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This here is my baby, Yugo Koral In made by Zastava which originated in former Yugoslavia. This car has 55hp engine, 1100 ccm and It's literally my best friend. Do your worst people!!!

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She got wrecked but I was going to post it here at some point so make me not miss it as much

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Hell, why not. 1991 Dodge Stealth, paid $1500 4.5 years and 50k miles ago.

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I’m actually not a lesbian, but give me your next best roast.

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Roast my 1998 Honda Legend with 336k miles. No, its not just an overweight Accord with a the fuel consumption of a V8😡

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Caught fire twice, nothing you can say will hurt me

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Do your worst

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Here is my ride. Do your worst.

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Here's my shitbox. It's NA, for now.

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Do your worst - new to me m4

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Old BMWs are reliable you just gotta keep up on maintenance

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Currently living in it. Pretty proud of how nice I’ve made the inside, actually. But I’m curious on what you guys got. Let’s hear it.

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Just finished my long traveled, supercharger ‘98 4Runner... roast me fam

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Hit me hard. 1997 Subaru Impreza 2.2

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It’s a 6 speed, give me your worst.

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My 2018 lowered and tuned Kia stinger. Burn me alive.

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Roast grandpa and grandson

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roast?

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Roast my Trabant, her name is Tina the Trabant

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2002 S2000 in Sebring Silver with a full red interior, first car, gimme all you’ve got!

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New Diffuser, Who dis?

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Live in the home country of premium compact crossovers, yet I imported one from Korea. Let me have it

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Do it, I don’t fear you

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Roast it. I’m a 18 year old country boy driving a Porsche.

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Finally bought my dream car, try make me regret it.

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My new daily a 1974 Chryler Newport with the 400.

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Roast the B8 S4 I just picked up

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1976 Datsun 280Z, try to make me cry

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After 5 years, I'll be letting my Sunfire go. I have a major coolant leak that costs more to fix than what my car is worth. Roast it before it roasts itself!

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My first build. Roast it, please.

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It's big, loud, and somehow a little bit fast

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Roast away

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Roast my 92 F150 (no lame ford jokes ive heard em all from my chevy friends)

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Make me want to sell it for a Lexus GS460

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My ‘65 Mustang I restored..make me regret it

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Make me regret it.

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Let's see if you can be more creative than fart jokes.

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3rd world country roasts? Saved for a whole year to buy this. '86, one owner, all original

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1984 300cd turbodiesel. Do your worst 😠

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89 Buick Reatta Touchscreens are too distracting they'll never catch on

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I've achieved my dream garage. Let's roast!

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I realized I never posted my sports car here!

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I’ve slammed a family sedan, dropped more money on it than what it’s worth, and made a practical vehicle, virtually useless on local roads. Roast it!

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Do a thing nerds

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My dream car... Until I had to pay for a brake job. Wtf. Roast some sense into me!

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My Hyundai. 2021 Genesis G70 3.3T

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My new Baja. Make me cry more than the oil fumes do

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Japanese Engine 🤝 Swedish Build Quality. This car is unroastable, but you can sure try

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Bet you can’t roast my brick

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My 74 Nova is only good for roasting tires. Your turn to roast the rest of the car.

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Roast my first shitbox, 1993 VW Corrado G60. Don’t make a supercharger blowing up joke either.

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Roast my obligatory mid-life crisis purchase

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No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative

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Roast my 1986 AMC Eagle 4WD Station Wagon!

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Pretty sure I don’t even have dual airbags. Meet Aveo Maria.

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Its fwd and has an engine so.. its a honda right?

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No ‘Saab story’ jokes pls

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Let's see what y'all can come up with for this one.

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Bone stock 2020 GT350... Poverty spec, if you know ya know options you can spot what it doesnt have, only 2 options, Carbon dash and car cover. Do your worst!

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My straight-piped 2001 Mazda Protege ES 2.0, complete with Flex Tape, drift stitching, and de-badged

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I know it's a pos but I love it. Do your worst.

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This is my 21K Mile 01 Bullitt, tear it up!

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Roast my partly neglected, oil depriving, and lifter clicking G35

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The honda sub roasts me by ignoring it entirely, so it's your turn. Traded in a V6 accord coupe for it

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No I'm not a drug dealer, what makes you think that?

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Roast my 1987 Pontiac fiero

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Make me ass butthurt as possible

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Slow roast it ladies

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Roast my poor financial decisions

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Good luck tryna roast this beauty

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They’re both mine. 30 year old who drives 2 old man cars. Have at it

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Roast my gift from god.

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I am in my mid 40s. Turn those ovens up!

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My 1976 Mercedes 300D I named vinny do your worst

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Roast my 94 Geo Metro

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Roast my 97 Celica GT I recently bought as a project

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Roast my Roided Miata

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1994 Miata with 607hp V8 - roast me!

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Let me have it

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My 2010 Hyundai Genesis coupe 3.8l

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Drove my Type-R to the beach, what y'all think of it?

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At least it's fuel economic

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New car, do your worst

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Crashed my car.. 2010 Camaro, do your worse

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Spent over 5k this year on maintenance. Convince me to hate my car!

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Roast my 67 Firebird

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Roast my car. I'm 17 and chose this. Do with that information what you will

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Just as unroastable as it is immortal. Change my mind.

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Roast away ppl...let her have it

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Let's hear it! 2014 Mazda 6 wagon, unavailable in the U.S. Make me regret this.

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After sinking damn near 10 grand into a 30 year old Honda, make my self worth as bad as my finances.

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Who wants seat belts and lights am I right? My families 1904 Oldsmobile Curvedash Runabout.

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Roast my 1991 Eagle Talon TSI AWD.

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Roast her. She's almost 50 (72 westy)

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I dare you to make me feel bad about this excellent use of 500 dollars.

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Lower my spirit. Roast this bitch.

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Come up with something I haven’t heard before

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Not all of you have used Mercedes money.

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This is a machine that takes diesel and turns it into, nothing really...

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1997 Porsche Boxster. Come at me!

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