My fiance wants me to sell my dream car so we can get a sensible SUV. Maybe you guys can convince me.11mo ⋅ ElonMuskHeir ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
My quarter life crisis at age 27. Paid full in cash. Do your worst4mo ⋅ Otherwise_Ebb_395 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Built this Time Machine replica from two scrapped DeLoreans during Covid in 2020. Roast it!4mo ⋅ CardiologistWide2558 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
I’ve been inspired to post my hhr ss collection from the most recent post, AMA!11mo ⋅ CharlesHHRSS ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Daily driver for seven years. I’ve rolled it, killed a cow with it, countless deer, and the engine finally blew out today. Worthless piece of shit.4yr ⋅ AdruinoKamino ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
My first car. Me and my dad rebuilt it after it was left under a tree for 10 years. ‘97 Dodge Neon ACR.4mo ⋅ Jedimobslayer ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Waited almost a year and a half to get this guy and finally got to take it out in the snow! Make me regret spending almost $85k on a Ford!3mo ⋅ biznissethicz ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Roast my Japanese Mustang that has a 5.0 but avoids medians at local car meets11mo ⋅ Paneraiguy1 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
My bitch ex wife took the house and kids and this will be my living arrangement for the foreseeable future. Kids don't stick your dick in crazy it's not worth it.5mo ⋅ bontiacfireturd ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Got my dream car! I can afford it AND my wife supported me purchasing it. Bring me back to reality10mo ⋅ Salt-Bag-2117 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Since we’re posting Mustangs, feel free to roast mine. I bet you can’t roast it harder than I did.4mo ⋅ suddenly_alpine ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
The Aztek gets hated on all day. For a challenge, say something nice about mine4mo ⋅ throwaway58052600 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Really? Clean cars being posted? 2012 beemers? Pathetic, behold the sexmobile.10mo ⋅ dog_with_a_dick ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
The first vehicle I ever had, a Piaggio Ape 50. 2.6HP, 50cc, 1 cylinder. You can drive this thing at just 14 years old here in Italy.3yr ⋅ Alfista98 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
I've owned it for 12 weeks and it's been with mechanics for 10 of those. Make me regret my decision more than I already do.11mo ⋅ man_of_adventure ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Paid $2800 for this. Needs new tires, ball joints, and a windshield. And it’s the 5 cyl model. Fire away 😎11mo ⋅ DGPR ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
It’s almost costed me a divorce multiple times. Wife hates it. Wants it gone. Help me tell her she’s right. Do your worst.8mo ⋅ AlejoMSP ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
I'll take the first roast away from you: Yes, I am a middle-aged lesbian. Now, fire at will.9mo ⋅ GroundedSatellite ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
These 16 cylinders of American freedom can handle anything thrown at them.10mo ⋅ xColdicEx ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Tell me what I’m like based on my car, 19yr white female from the U.S.9mo ⋅ VanillaCrewDawg ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
I sometimes drive my highschool car. Can you roast it as good as it roasts tires?10mo ⋅ Ok-Communication1149 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
‘74 260Z, quarter life crisis car I bought in cash at 23. Do your worst!4mo ⋅ StachioJoe ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
I wanted cheap, reliable V8 power with lots of room and trunk space and it only cost me $4000. Let 'er rip.10mo ⋅ Tiberius_Jim ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Got a 93' saturn for $1,000. Has no issues or damage. Humble me 😭1yr ⋅ HovercraftBest8031 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
I'm tired of seeing all of these nice cars on here - this is my daily - 1 hour commute1yr ⋅ RussianSpaceBoxer ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
18M, financially irresponsible, scared to drive over 80kph, bought my dream car in a manual trans. Hit me.2mo ⋅ SuchDance7667 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
bought this ej20k swapped subi at 15yo after doing the dishes for my parents, do your best4mo ⋅ Aggravating_Group678 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Too many boomers keep stopping me to check out my car. Bring me down a few notches.4mo ⋅ sparkslegacy ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Battle Jorts: On. New Balance Kicks: Laced. I’m ready to get cooked. Roast my golden turd.1yr ⋅ Cheehos ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
My first car, 21k miles on it, old lady had it in a garage for 27 years.11mo ⋅ REEEEnegade ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Roast my family’s fleet of Hondas. No Spoon engines, no T66 turbos, no NOS. And definitely not 100 grand under the hood.1yr ⋅ SteveAndyW ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Put 75% of what I made in the last year into my baby. Absolutely worth it and I’d do that time and time again for my dream car which I’m blessed to have at 19. Girl working at the gas station was staring in awe while I took this pic lol10mo ⋅ Camaro_1SS ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
I’m proud of my first new truck. Hoping y’all can knock me down a peg.11mo ⋅ ZipperScars ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Yes, it's mine. Yes, it's real. Yes, it drives. Yes, it won at concours. Do your worst, weenies!6mo ⋅ PaulShinn ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
My 6 speed manual “4x4” Renegade. There’s nothing I didn’t hear when I owned and drove this daily for a little over a year. None of you are original or funny, so do your worst. 1mo ⋅ GarbageZenna ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Spent $1200 and a year and a half getting the heads redone, then three evenings straight slamming it back together, only to get 25 psi compression on cylinder 4. What you got for me?10mo ⋅ ratrodder49 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
My 1973 Monte Carlo. It’s a money pit, but it’s my money pit.3yr ⋅ Altruistic_Day_8537 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
The Last Great American Sedan. RWD, Ford V-8, body-on-frame, air suspension, leather bench seats. It's like driving a 4,100-pound stick of butter. Try to hurt my feelings.3mo ⋅ RaymondSpaget ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
94 lt1, just bought. how many times will the cops search my car?1yr ⋅ hellbilly_voodoo ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Bought this truck with my own money in HS with only 80k miles, have at it3mo ⋅ carson3107 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
Against better judgement, I love my 1989 Chrysler Fifth Avenue.1yr ⋅ GlobalConnection3 ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
