“It’ll roast itself!”
One's for going slow, one's for going slower
Vintage Mercedes convertible.
Bought this for $400
My 650whp money pit
Roast the best damned car I've owned, my 1997 Toyota Century
my Aunt Paula is ready for your worst...
My 96 Bronco that I spent way too much restoring.
Purchased for $500, sunk $1800 into it, and it’s an auto with a 300k mile M20B27.
S2k F20c Swapped '85 Rx7
Paid too much for a turbocharged egg
I'm an 18 year old high schooler with a 1979 Pontiac Firebird.
Roast my 47 year old rust bucket
These were the cars I lusted after in high school. They are finally in my driveway. Roast em!
Roast my pride and joy. I’ll try not to cry.
my first car i just bought ☺️
69 Chevy c10 muscle truck
1976 F250 Highboy. $75 at estate sale. Passed state inspection.
Bought my first performance car. Make me regret it.
Finally Finished after 3 Years, Make me hate wasting all that money.
My new-to-me $1000 commuter. Have at it!
i don't vape
My 74 Nova is always looking for a fight.
Interior smells like pipe smoke, cd changer was full of George Jones, and it's like driving a living room down the street.
Sometimes I race people and they don’t know I’m racing and I still lose
Hasn't spontaneously combusted yet.
I haven't driven this piece of shit even once. Send help.
Roast me and my brothers cars. Both cars daily driven by us since 16. Now we are in our 20s. Paid $300 for each non-running and they are both 1984.
Broken for 11 months, make me regret pulling her out of the shop
The boys at Golden Corral are gonna lose their dentures when I roll up in this. What say you?
this should be fun.
Do your worst. 34k original miles and runs hotter than a 92 year old with corona
My Luxurious Summer Beater
Recently picked up a new project car, this calls for a celebratory roast
Lifted WRX. Currently featuring a blown head gasket.
fuck me up fam
Roast my grey T U R B O mailbox on wheels before it heads off to the paint shop.
My not-so-reliable Robin
Stick shift, mid engine, RWD, 2 seater, Japanese, its pretty much an NSX. Inb4 username checks out
It’s been said that I can’t take a roast, so let’s settle this once and for all. Get out your torches.
I swear it's not a minivan.
Quick, roast my car before the head gaskets go
Roast my miata again.
I already pay 400 a month just for gas on this piece of shit, make me hate it more
I have an STI
Roast my UdSSR rust bucket.
Went from a 77 Monarch to a Comet, now this.
My husband left me in April. I bought this 1970 Olds Cutlass in May. She is my divorce-mobile. Roast her, if you can.
roast my hachiroku
04 WRX - My First Car.
Roast this beloved cornerstone of the family (you can roast me too if you like)
Roast my S5, the motor blew 3 days after I got it. Yes it was the timing chain.
1985 Pontiac fiero GT with a supercharged v6. Have at it
Roast my frivolous fiberglass financial decision.
Me and my brother have spent the last three months refurbishing my late grandads Mk2 Escort. Give us your best shot 🤷🏻♂️
Saved up so I could have a midlife crisis at 18!
My rear engine rwd Mercedes coupe. Roast this chump alive.
Roast my ferrari
Im back you bastards
My LS swapped rx7.
Just dropped another 2 grand into this moneypit this past week. Couldn't think of a better way to celebrate than with a roast
In the words of Jeremy Clarkson “It’s Brown”
My attainable dream car. Fully paid off. What could go wrong amirite? Shatter my dreams.
It can haul dishwashers that have more horsepower
V8 manual no mods except craigslist wheels
Just got this 1979 Chevette for $150 as my first car and I couldn't be happier. Now burn it up.
After ten years I sold my old VW caddy which I even tattooed on my leg – now, roast it.
My unmodded never-vaped-in WRX with 250,000 miles. Give this nerd wagon your best shot.
Roast my 87 samurai
This is an intervention for all of your ugly cars
Roast my Retro Celica Supra
Roast my K10
I'm 39 and I bought a purple car sight unseen. Make me regret it.
I bought a Subaru everyone forgot existed.
Can't get a date so I spend money on Escorts
just bought this old M3. Roast me.
Hundreds of people have told me how much they love this build. How about some common sense
Roast my first car. 1995 Honda prelude IV
One year ago today, I proved to myself how much I hate money. Bring it.
Bought a car 15 years older than me and I am not mechanically inclined. ‘85 Mazda RX-7 GSL.
I own a Supra... No, not the one from Fast and the Furious
Roast my Baby Benz
Just bought my first V8. I was not prepared for only 270 miles for a tank of gas
Roast my shitbox Nissan
My golf has undergone a few changes lately, tell me how you really feel
Roast my 2019 300S HEMI
Roast away on my multi-colored identity crisis.
Roast my first car! It's a Volkswagen Lupo.
My 2000 Cherokee I got in high school
Roast my 25 year old slightly rusted, fwd, automatic, 184k driven, straight piped daily driver/project.
My 86 Fleetwood brougham. My first car that I still own (10 years). I need to mention that I live in the UK
Only bright orange so the crowds can see it coming.
I paid 8000$ for this, make me regret it
Go ahead, try your hardest. I dare you.
I paid less than a new a mustang, do your worst
Warm up the roast
Just finished my long traveled, supercharger ‘98 4Runner... roast me fam
New Diffuser, Who dis?
1976 Datsun 280Z, try to make me cry
My 1991 Nissan Figaro - Go!
Get more original then vape jokes 💨
My 74 Nova is only good for roasting tires. Your turn to roast the rest of the car.
Bring it on. My 1985 635csi with a dogleg 5 speed
My straight-piped 2001 Mazda Protege ES 2.0, complete with Flex Tape, drift stitching, and de-badged
Roast my Lancer.
1999 Mitsubishi Lancer with many bumps and bruises
Roast my Italian tincan, the adorable oil-leaking 48hp 1984 A112
My wheels got stolen.
No I'm not a drug dealer, what makes you think that?
I go on adventures with my old lady car and I want you to tell me why I shouldn't be proud of that
What can y'all do with my new car? 6.4L Hemi 6-speed manual
“God’s Chariot”...see how far into hell you can send it.
100 HP of pure fury, Do your worst.
My oil eater
Roast my ‘98 John Cooper Works Mini.
Tell me how unreliable it is
My 78 trailer park princess, firing on all 7 cylinders
Trying to sell my first car but I'm too attached. Give me a reason to.
On it's 3rd head gasket lol
The only thing I want for my cake day is to get my car roasted.
Don’t worry it is normal sized.
Frontal view because I'm trying to hide the fact that it has 4 doors
Parts of it are wooden so watch out
I drive a teenage girl car.
Roast my $5.26 paint job. Before/after in pic, story in comments.
Here's my 84 El Camino
Almost 300k on this shit box and it refuses to die. Give it some encouragement to end it all.
If you’re gonna be ugly, you might as well be uniquely ugly. My car’s been on fire twice since I’ve owned it, now it’s your turn to roast it.
Roast my stock automatic SKYLINE
I love her. Do your best. 99 Ford Lightening.
Inb4 hairdresser. I want something orginal here.
Roast my automatic, SOHC 240
Bought for 75 euros
Yes the check engine light is on.
Just bought this 1990 CRX Si, named it Mumble Bee, roast it plz
Roast it harder than I roasted the clutch while learning how to drive it
Bought this gem for a whopping $787.
3rd time pulling this engine out, still the best car in the world - 98 Audi S4
Burn my Swedish meatball.....
Couldn’t afford a Z so I got a G
Roast my wannabe truck before the headgaskets do
2004 Suzuki WagonR base model. Non power steering, no power windows. Rides on 13 inch 145mm wheels. I recently installed a passenger side rear view mirror as the base model does not have it out of the factory!
My gambler 500 car
Roast my low income midlife crisis
Ugh. My first car. Had mold, drove like shit, constantly stalled... but it was mine.
European, mid-engine, RWD, carbon fiber body... have at my BMW i3
Roast my ricer!
Roast my V12 money pit
Burn my FiST to the ground