had surgery, and kinda high on pain meds. noticed my face dents and made myself into a Cardassian1yr ⋅ Ms_Waffle_Iron ⋅ r/risa
Rule of Acquisition #194: It's always good business to know about new customers before they walk in your door1yr ⋅ Jabrono ⋅ r/risa
I teleported home one night, With Ron and Sid and Meg, Ron stole Meggie's heart away, And I got Sidney's leg.10mo ⋅ WinkNudgeSayNoMore ⋅ r/risa
I think this might be the pettiest thing I’ve heard in Star Trek, and it was funny as hell.1yr ⋅ Other-Cantaloupe4765 ⋅ r/risa
I made it better. Original posted by u/Gnarly_Starwin on startrekmemes11mo ⋅ 0xD902221289EDB383 ⋅ r/risa
As the philosopher said: “I’ve got a thing for assholes who tell good stories.”3yr ⋅ WinkNudgeSayNoMore ⋅ r/risa
MRW people claim that Rios is a bad character because no one smokes in Star Trek's perfect future2yr ⋅ USSBurritoTruck ⋅ r/risa
Picard and the senior staff are all dead. Pick a new crew for the Enterprise D from these top candidates.7mo ⋅ tocath ⋅ r/risa
MRW a friend says they need a Commander Shran t-shirt; Graphic design is my passion1yr ⋅ USSBurritoTruck ⋅ r/risa
After four years, Harry's lack of promotion starts to feel passive aggressive1yr ⋅ dasistnichtdeineboob ⋅ r/risa
Forget about Irish Unification- let’s just get these nuclear winters over with.1yr ⋅ Other-Cantaloupe4765 ⋅ r/risa
this is my character tier-list of all the best characters in the franchise2yr ⋅ justkeeptreading ⋅ r/risa
