Not sure if Twitter is allowed but daaamn
Is that cranberry juice?
Grandmas on: Obama
God makes a good point.
This guy has it right.
Hasta la vista.
Good luck with finding them
Violent Video Games
A responsible drunk with a twist
Lost 2 pounds..
He's in his 30's, has been a line cook for like 10 years, lives with his parents and CONSTANTLY posts stupid things like this.
He gave him what he asked for.
That's going to be some strange tasting chicken
Well There's An Idea...
Why did God only give us one heart? (Xpost The facebook delusion.)
He doesn't look happy.
My friend's predictive text is poetic af
what did a white people did????
From now on I'm going to answer every question like a politician
[xpost from r/facepalm]
A little honesty ends the debate.
Matt tells his Facebook stalker to stop
Not Sure if This is an April Fools Joke or People are Really Bad at Math...
Shit getting real!
English Class Retort
He was starting a blog in which he would review new bands (X-post from /r/Facebookwins)
Did she even SEE Forrest Gump?
Good thing you can spell - oh wait
Journey's drummer got himself in trouble
I felt it was the perfect time to post this link...
The key to hacking FB accounts is knowing what pisses off your victim.
International Steak and BJ Day
....because they were arrested?
Basically sums up my thoughts on outlawing public swearing
The finer points of marriage vs botox
People are idiots
Dealing with creeps on OKCupid
Watch out for the Internet Police!
1 like = $1
Exactly how I feel about overly zealous Saint Patrick's Day revelers
Where can I get pens? Too easy
So, I mistakenly supported The American Cancer Society. They obviously know it's a problem, since there's a check box specifically for it...
Even I am turned into a lesbian by this
Maybe I'm just picky.
In lieu of a sense of humour, a witty retort or any kind of intelligence, you can always rely on a good old fashioned 'fuck off'
Don't date a girl for the size of her boobs, date her for...wha?
The people at my school...
That bike is magic.
This is the first Oh Snap moment on my FB feed that I was not actually a part of...
Facts about time.
Whores are people too.
How many calories...
My friend made a funny
Poor, poor Taylor Swift
I feel this belongs here
get them white thoughts outa ur head
Gibe me edumakation
Saw this facebook snip on macromeme and thought people should know the truth.
Oh my Lola la-la-la-la Lola
John Lennon was not okay in the end.
Imma make that money bra
Sex education ruins self contemplation.
Retorted by the same person they're insulting.
Seeing this made me very disappointed with the quality of our education system...
I'm always giving this guy a hard time
Boyfriend's reply in Blue
where exactly does your patriotism lie though seriously.
My friend's going to be in a movie about two gay princes...
'murica... we speak english best.
Fake Friends vs Real Friends
What's the Superbowl
Am I the only one that answers this to these people?
Making Ads Better -Facebook
He asked her to get her license
Article about killed eagle gets personal (fixed)
Smart answer to a stupid (offensive) post?
This girl is awful. And stuff like this makes me sad. Why can't people let others be happy reddit?
Misinformed about drugs
The reason i stopped fixing computers for people after high school.
Two bord tew lurn how tew spell
Perhaps they should move...
Meme abuse: A growing problem on today's internet.
Sometimes i wish i could give the gift of a sense of humor.
Sometimes It's Just Better to Forget
I stand by my decision.
That's a long penis
At the same damn time.
What We Have Here is a Real Winner
I am a big man, yes I am (More politics on FB)
Please, generalize responsibly
A feature I wish they never added on Facebook. ~Share~
He didn't get the memo.
LMAO nigga you is a whole fool
I want my country forward.
A simple, yet elegant response to some cringe material (x-post from r/cringepics)
Such intelligent friends!
my former pastor (I'm now an atheist) is outraged by President Obama's transgender policies
Comparisons: You either get it or you agree
You fucked up.
This is entirely new to me.
You look like...
r/Ireland talk about welfare mothers
God damn FB surveys...
Argument on Roe v Wade
Profile picture I made in response to everyone changing their profile pictures to the equal sign today... (link to picture in comments as well, feel free to use it yourself)
It's shit like this America
I couldn't hold back any longer
She's 25 years old. I keep her on my friends list for laughs.
Found this gem on my news feed
Yeah, that's probably it.
Do it, I dare you.
Ok, You keep thinking that...
Me and my general group of friends (and family) setting a group of idiots straight.
The realization of 2.5 years of work
1 Million likes = a new kidney...
Sometime stereotypes can be funny when it happens to a friend
I wasn't prefering to you.
Pretty over the top...
I hope he understands you go to school for a education....
Friend of mine made this when she saw it on her timeline...
Being a college student has made me reassess my values
Clearly she has a lot to learn
holy fck jen
I'm Not Perfect, But I'm Loyal
Im so sick of boys being such dicks. [Classic Retorted]
Well, I finally handed it to a girl over politics!