Saw this little....darling on Facebook marketplace

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Britton vs Evergreen Jinglesocks: the saga continues

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Weekend at Bernie's

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I saw an opportunity for a Britton reference so I took it, but my boyfriend still has yet to accept our leader

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I feel like his name is Greg and he’s a broker. Probably cheating on his wife with a young coworker. Enjoys golf and a glass of whiskey every night.

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Found this treasure on my local marketplace for $850.

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I thought I was on /reborndollcringe when I scrolled past this on r/insanepeoplefacebook!

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Is this supposed to be a politician disguised in drag, to not be “recognized” outside the motel he’s conducting a torrid affair in? 🤣

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Dem lashes though

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Wittle wed widing hood

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You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.

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I really dont like this caption

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Miracle looks swole af

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Absolutely not

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If Britton was in Toy Story.

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😭😭 it’s so damn bad

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Yeah, no.

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I'm melting!!

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Someone from r/crackheadcraigslist said this belonged here.

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the iwony of it all.

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Uhhhh😃

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Happy Thanksgiving! Love Gram, Oliver & Hubby

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Anyone else think that my niece looks like Britton Rose?

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BRITTON: THE BEGINNING

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She is pretty

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When someone says reborn dolls are ugly

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Just what I always wanted!

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WEREPUPS ARE BACK BABY

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Lucille 2

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An interview with our queen. Aka: she’s becoming self-aware!

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Marketplace jumpscare

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Demanding an offering from her followers

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me reconsidering my life choices at 4am

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Jinglesocks’ Revenge

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And yet her Spanish is perfect

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this one's description says that his painting is absolutely incredible

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Anyone looking for a planter?

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Happy Tunday!

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When you were seconds away from successfully murdering your cousin but mummy walks in,

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Britton's first trip to the theater

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From a local shop. Reborn pigs...welp guys, I think we’ve seen it all!

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Family photo time, I can’t tell if it’s cute or cringe... oh nah it’s cringe

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A “bonding moment with mother and child” oof

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Because you're creeping me the fuck out!

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This thing

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My baby sister reminds me of someone...

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Wholesome reMom

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Insane Clown Posse: baby edition

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I finally got a reborn doll! His name is Samael; might take him to some scary places so a spirit can possess him.

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Was watching Queer Eye and noticed a familiar catchphrase.

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She has seen some shit 😳

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I’ve just had a stroke

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Mabel waiting for her Publishing clearing house Sweepstakes

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Remember the urban legend about the black-eyed children? That’s what this made me think of.

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You’re Never Too Young for a Vietnam Flashback

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Tookie Monster

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She killed these two, and now she's coming for YOU

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They grow up so fast.

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Britton Rose: Master Artist

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Britton Rose: Master of Deception

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Chillin

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These little monsters were found in a second hand shop. Watch out, that one bites!

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Britton is up to her usual shenanigans

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Finally found one in the wild. I just like how he looks like he’s judging you constantly.

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🅱️irthcon🅱️rol

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Queen Britton gets sassy

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This shit got me fucked up

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I bought this tonight and I don’t know if it was my idea or Britton’s.

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A blessing from our lord

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Holy shit.

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Britton on some Goodfellas shit towards Evergreen Jinglesocks

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Mama lied

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Blue doll pieces...

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He’s seen some shit

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Mateo broke his legs and needs crutches for some reason

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Family Photo

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tag yourself I'm the baby who looks like they've seen death himself

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I'M BLUE DA BA DEE DA BA DAA

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Even dolls need fluids and food.

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Take the tookie and stick it up your oy-yoi-yoi

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Me, waiting for new Britton posts.

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This was in my Etsy “our picks for you.” Hmm.

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I don’t even know what to say about “Josie”. He looks like a very (very!) sad man with horrible (horrible!!!!) hair. Who dreams of having a kid that looks like this?

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Reborn CHILREN are a thing.

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Tookie Queen

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Now That's scary...

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Baby Grinch Doll

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Hubby found this on our local fb marketplace . That hair!

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That soulless stare...

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Britton the Model

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Woman carrying around her child in a bag on a train in Germany

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The pretend pregnancies are the worst part of this entire hobby

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The Popeye arm

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Like an old yellow newspaper

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The only thing creepier than a regular reborn is a wet reborn.

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The artist says it's not perfect but it's still $500

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So my mom is actually a reborn artist. I'll post more later but this is my favorite of hers.

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Thou shalt hail Lord Britton at all hours

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Momma’s little stinkers <3

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IMPOSTER OF OUR LEADER. You shall not misuse the face of the LORD your Britton, for the LORD will not hold anyone guiltless who misuses her face!

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I’ve been getting a lot of reborn doll adds on Instagram lately... Idk why, I just want it to stop lol

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Ummm....

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Giraffe

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A doll with a receding hairline. £15 from British Heart Foundation...

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Oh my god I found more of the same girl photoshopping some dude in as the dad

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I found another Britposter

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Britton gets an iPhone

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Christ

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searched google for baby yoda and this pops up. thanks, i hate it.

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When you accidentally open front camera

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They’re going mainstream, y’all...

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Britton is ruining my relationship

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I like to think I used to resemble Queen Britton, smirk and all.

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they look like they partied all night

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From scams to complaints there seems to be a lot of drama on the reborn community (comment from a Facebook group) 😂

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I thought this was.... interesting... found it on 🥁🥁🥁🥁 Facebook 😐

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Why... just why

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Honestly, this is exactly how I would have expected Britton’s bed to look

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Britton is skilled in the arcane arts.

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Oh, Britton. You little scamp.

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So... why did the seller keep the head?

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God Bwess Britton

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He’s seen better days, I think he’s covered in dog hair

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found this on my local marketplace, definitely gonna see it in my nightmares later

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Uh oh!!!

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Another Facebook market place gem.

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Puddin’ on the ritz. Mommy’s favorite drinking buddy.

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‘In the old country food was so scarce, we walked twelve miles every day just to beg the fishmonger for the heads’

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When you wake up from a nap at 7 but can't tell if it's AM or PM

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Now I want a custom wine glass with one of these attached

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Our beloved Lola is back, and she is eating grass!

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Our lord and saviour is tech savvy!

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Britton has siblings! Most of them are asleep! All are patriotic!

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Wise and shine 🌞

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No, Britton, I don't want you anywhere near me

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Britton is so sweet.

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Britton finds a loophole.

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As Elton John sang, The Bitch Is Back!

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Britton, you da most narcissistic addhole in da world

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