A compressed air injury at my work. I’m like an on-site safety guy in a brewery.3yr ⋅ hobnailboots04 ⋅ r/RealEMS
When I give a very detailed radio report on a CPR in progress and they get back on the radio to ask me what the vital signs are7yr ⋅ MedicSF ⋅ r/RealEMS
When the patient tells me they Always get morphine from the other paramedics!7yr ⋅ MedicSF ⋅ r/RealEMS
MRW my patient codes again and we're 45 minutes out and the Lucas doesn't fit8yr ⋅ x3m157 ⋅ r/RealEMS
When your patient for a 3 hour long LDT shits himself in the first 2 minutes...9yr ⋅ JoyousMango ⋅ r/RealEMS
MFW my patient tells me they don't know why they keep finding meth in her drug screens.8yr ⋅ dragdollb ⋅ r/RealEMS
(X-post from /r/BlackPeopleTwitter) When is this getting added to our scope?9yr ⋅ MostlyPooping ⋅ r/RealEMS
If the shirt didn't let you know I'm a BLS paragod life saver then these should scream it out loud7yr ⋅ id_profiler ⋅ r/RealEMS
Just for fun, I was doing some scenarios online for practice. Apparently I got this one wrong.9yr ⋅ Hazelrat10 ⋅ r/RealEMS
When your overly talkative patient keeps telling you non pertinent information9yr ⋅ jps2777 ⋅ r/RealEMS
I saw this on /r/LateStageCapitalism and I thought you guys would love it as much as I did. If only all our very minor illnesses did this6yr ⋅ Dontleave ⋅ r/RealEMS
A medical alert bracelet EMS will actually care to follow up with... It could happen to any of us at anytime!10yr ⋅ oORebbyOo ⋅ r/RealEMS
Had to airlift my first patient yesterday, grabbed a quick picture before departure7yr ⋅ Xenokraetos ⋅ r/RealEMS
The look of a medic intern after his preceptor just yelled at him. Call was for a nosebleed. X-post from front page10yr ⋅ TILmynameisMike ⋅ r/RealEMS
When dispatch drops another call at EOS after promising that you would get off on time7yr ⋅ unholy_angle ⋅ r/RealEMS
Uhhh... dispatch... I think we're gonna need a couple more rigs out here...9yr ⋅ Carpe_Ictal ⋅ r/RealEMS
This happened after dropping a patient off at the hospital. I think it truly takes someone special for dispatch.10yr ⋅ redeyeman29 ⋅ r/RealEMS
Not enough cringe in the world to express my disdain for shirts like these!10yr ⋅ oORebbyOo ⋅ r/RealEMS
TFW elderly white patients ask me what's it like having a n-----r partner and assumes since you are white you share their beliefs9yr ⋅ armdrag2youback ⋅ r/RealEMS
I might be in the minority here, but I still use my paramedic text book every day...10yr ⋅ Halcyon412 ⋅ r/RealEMS
Having trouble with peds drug dosing? Use the Handtevy system. It's a lot faster than a Broselow Tape. (x-post /r/ems)10yr ⋅ megabummige ⋅ r/RealEMS
