All right, then...

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That's scary

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You better watch yourself

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Don't cross him

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No one out pizzas the hut

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Gen Xers with the rare threats

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never zero, brother. never zero

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Who’s the right person?!

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I like this one

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Discord is great for these things

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A Message to Biphobes

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SunnyD is getting serious.

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Love my SMP server

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This was supposed to be funny. It’s horrifying

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Parental Threat

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Found in the local trans subreddit and thought I’d share it here

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meat grinder isn’t playing

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An oldie but a goodie

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I gave my friend trust issues.

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Sent this to a friend of mine on Snapchat.

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Not the fridge

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He's mad because I didn't call him

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Go kart go vroom

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I just 2wanted a nice and lovely conversation

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Minor inconvenience

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Just happened to me in among us

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torture

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I’m concerned and confused on how this is possible

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Cold blooded

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3 whales

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Why does it always involve kneecaps

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For the sake of your health, please do not insult axolotls

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Cruel and unusual punishment

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No more Aunt Cass

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Most calm xbox user

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He knows not to text me that...

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I'm officially scared

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this was in my dc server

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Jesus christ

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Gotta go fast

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Bouta end this man’s whole career

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This makes me very uncomfortable

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Don’t comment ok boomer please

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Toko: a well-written but annoying character

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🕳

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Sounds like an SCP

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man said he was gonna name his son v*gina so I had to act

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Top tier threat

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Rare one from a British pub

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That sounds painful

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Idk if this exactly fits here but I found it funny

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Burger King is gonna nuke McDonalds

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handshake

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When you become the next victim after “Latinx”

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Glitter Bullets

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Beware, it's angry

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A medium rare funeral

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Poor fingers

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Delicious

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damn bro chill

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this guy is on a mission

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Capri Sun

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Beware... THE DRAWER.

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Man I love discord

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Oreo threat

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Pukicho back at it again

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Wheelchair

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Egg

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he is truly in danger

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who hurt you

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yikes

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I have had it with random emergency meetings

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Merry Christmas everyone!

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RIP Chadwick Boseman. We lost a real one

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All this over someone's name...

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“Peel you like a banana”

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there is no worse sin

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Gonna scream your skin off

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Do rare threats from comic books count?

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Pukicho is enraged

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Skin salad

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A sign I found at a restaurant some days ago. Sorry for the potato quality, my phones camera is garbage

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I think I got a little angry. [01/04/2021]

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sus

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For context, the Second dude made his avatar in Roblox a catboy maid

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Organic Carrot

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Ask not for whom the Taco Bell tolls...

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Does this count?

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Baked beans

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Cursed Shoelaces

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Beats by Dre

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I've found my new favorite kind of threat

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mmmmm, Shakespeare

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Discord mods hate him

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Jesus fucking christ

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What do you people have against light mode?

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Really proud of this one

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SiCk fUcK tHrEaTeNs WiTh biOlOgiCaL atTacK

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I’m scared man I-

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Your bones shall become pancake!

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Math Assignments

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Spiny Saxophone

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Oh shit...

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I hope this hasn't been posted before, but a rare threat found in Persona 4

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Urethra

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Tbf he had it coming

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Godot is sick of Gumshoe's mistakes

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I mean...how do you respond to this?

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Ain’t ever heard that one before

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No more nose puns

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well, jokes on you I don't have a goldfish

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A creep has fallen into the river in lego city

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Felt this belonged here

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That would be one rare Tesla

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I thought this was too funny not to post

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Attack mode: E N G A G E D

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Edit

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Found on a bathroom wall.

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dnat

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Drowning your whole country saliva.

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Gotta say I’ve never seen this before

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Mmm gas

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w- what...

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There’s Nothing you can do

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Bro what:\

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Mommy come pick me up i’m scared

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It ain't a dog park

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When the smart kid says there are 4 states of matter:

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A unusual threat indeed...

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oh god no

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the appropriate response to being misgendered

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Socks... Bottom Text

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Ok?

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This is rare

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This was on an Instagram story from someone who goes to my school

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holy shit-

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...Horrible

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mmm tasty

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I hate among us

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This is what I’ll apparently get if I don’t go to sleep

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Not the cheese grater

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Twas the night before Christmas

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This hurt on so many different levels

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