Rimshot.....

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The wurst name

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Last Halloween, I sent my boyfriend this gem. Unrelated, he broke up with me a week later.

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Apparently I can’t be a pilot...

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Office appropriate

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I’m not having this argument. This is bananas.

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Knights

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This sign is dino-mite.

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Transformers aren't what they used to be

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Oh won't you please take me home

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Makes Stevie Wonder...

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“Is it raining, Joseph?”

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How to improve your beer

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I will never Lego

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Rest In Pitcher

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Please puddin’ a minimum payment.

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Noted.

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That's how I Roll

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Quarter pounder with cheese

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Simple math

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Fjord Mustangs

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Hey now

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Punny builders

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Proud day. Got Fan mail.

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Ultimate dad joke.

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The hottest thing you've seen that isn't porn

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Quality shitpost

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Fwd: Isn't this what you always drink, sweaty?

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Are you from Venus?

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A giant Banner

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Does this count?

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This sign outside the butcher shop

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I'm tired

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A testicle pun

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He’ll soon feel cannelloni.

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My Halloween costume, a French Kiss

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All fun and games...

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She Gets Annoyed When You Touch Them

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Big red flag

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I got a little p on my hand the other day

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I can't argue with this one

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I know a little german ...

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This pun is only 1 star

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Rock Questions

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It may take a while...

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Facebook finally delivers

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Just some pickup lines

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Ireland is just one 'c' away from Iceland. (x-post /r/memes)

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The end is near

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His days are numbered.

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Bottom line

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You don't say

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A team effort dad joke.

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A simple cost benefit analysis problem.

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and a round of applause for Aparna.

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Seen on r/shittycarmods

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Must have been a tiring job

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Cole's Law

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Pick up lime

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half a pie

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Just throw it...

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I was THAT close to hitting my first Eagle...

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Whales

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Fridge magnet

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Space Bar

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On the wrong subway

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Cyanide and Happiness back at it again

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We named the sander Bernie

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Comrade pun

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this one imPRESSed me

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stone statue built 420 years ago

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Worth it?

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Well that went as expected. (pick-up line)

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Please leave. You have worn out your welcome.

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Hunter

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I see what you did there

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Scaring the crows away is a hard job

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A GREAT one

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Taken off laugh support due to coffin fits

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I'm a little late, but here it is.

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This punny artwork belongs here.

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The snowman [x-post r/comics]

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Apparently, Siri is into dad jokes now. [xpost from r/software gore]

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Werewolf

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So tiring

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Fire

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I found the capital of Russia.

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Math

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They are coining fresh puns every day.

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He was listening to The Satanic Verses.

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This might result in a receding heir line.

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I love bagels

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Y'all need Jesus

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Deodorant

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Feline great today!

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Battering Ram

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Letter spacing definitely wasn't a coincidence

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A photo of me taken with R.E.M - That’s me in the corner

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I may not have a mirror, but at least I can still CDs cars comin!

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I'm really ticking him off. Thought I'd share

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My very first post to this sub

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Guess what I'm listening to tonight?

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Soon, you’ll meet my butler, Charles Mansion.

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This is pretty lit

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Modern Prime-Mates.

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Still haven't got a gig...

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So this white guy jumped a black guy in the parking lot

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I'm not so sure if I can handle this

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I see what you did there

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Current events (x-post from r/tumblr

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I love this pun!!

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Prepare yourselves

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First born

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Did you guys see the Back To The Future trailer?

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You're such a doller.

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Top post today in r/firstworldanarchists belongs here

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Chemistree

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DOT's got jokes

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You just need the right Outlook

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Losing control

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The sequel is delicious.

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An International Arms treaty.

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Is it rainy season yet?

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Found this on r aviation, thought it belonged.

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The worst Superhero ever.

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Fly

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Math, not even once

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I sea what you did there

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Why does Donald Trump use anti-anxiety medication? (x_post from /r/PoliticalHumor)

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Too bad they don't deliver..

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🐔

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A-lad-in

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Excellent commitment to the pun

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And that's why you always leave a note

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You're on FIRE today!

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Not a single person at Nabisco thought S'moreos?

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Potential EU leaving names

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If your girlfriend looks like this...

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I need about tree fiddy

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Werewolf

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When you're pro at geography

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There was a good one in the paper this morning.

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Part of the long lost Ass-tec empire.

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The best car-crash repair business name I've ever seen

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