Someone should sell this as a doormat.

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An Interesting Title

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Uh oh... I think my kitten may be inbred

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Ben loves these hot dogs

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Grammar Nazi

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After getting this, he moped around the house.

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Sweet Caroline

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Chicken Pot Pie

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If there’s something strange in your neighbourhood

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Everyone was scared sheetless.

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Palm tree

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Lost my watch.

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It might taste a little Hacidic.

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Unsolicited Pick Pic

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Punny

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For Biden Snacks

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Punny sign

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Didn’t impalas would drive cars

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Spring is just around the corner.

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Is this real? Or one of granny’s myths?

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“Is it raining, Joseph?”

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My fave

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Yes no one x-posted here yet!

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This is not a drill!

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A minor inconvenience

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Do you think this outfit makes me look a little Husky?

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Cargo space

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I see your ‘fresh pho’ and i raise you some ‘crazy pho’

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Finally found the square root

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Is she a penguin?

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Mexicans

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Interesting......

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Owlevator

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This is a new one I'm probably gonna use with a friend

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Guy on r/tinder gets matched with a Japanese girl

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For the fans

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Brush liberally.

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Punny daffynitions

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Food factoid.

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I always smoke when I’m board.

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Ohhhh fuuuudge...

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...I've come to talk with you again

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I see your goose and raise you a deuce

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I though I was really sick but don’t worry it’s just a kaf

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It's so little!!

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so dedicated to the pun I went back to take this when I was running late for work!

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Ken

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When they ask you about the dress code.

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I stink, therefore I am.

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strong

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Armadillo article comment

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Battering ram

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Fun

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In Germany, you can get from Kissing to Wedding in about 5 hrs

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Dam it, Steve

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Fanta!

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Got promoted to the supermarket

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Bilingual

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I would love to take a ride on it

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I hate it

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Shamrock

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This one definitely has a few miles on it

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When life gives you lemons

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I hear she fawned all over them to get out of the ticket.

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No joking around when it comes to self defence

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At my place of work

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Drag racing.

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Couldn’t help myself.

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Poor little chili

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So they caught this guy hauling ass through the McDonalds's drive thru

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An interesting title

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Past relationships

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We live in a Judocracy

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That’s how I roll

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Decided it was best not to try and pass him.

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I’m two stone lighter this morning.

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Seal of Approval

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Ohh dear

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I scream

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A little V day to you all.

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Puma

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Om Nom Nom Nam

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Tough crowd

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The whole case.

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Shes a keeper!

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Radiobread

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Sugar cubes

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School complaint

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*ba dum tss*

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He aint no friend of mine!

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Why can't you run through a campground?

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For any Pokemon fans

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:)

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Supportive

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Divorce is strong with this one.

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Found This Gem Online

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That's a veally good password. (x-post from r/ScottishPeopleTwitter)

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Spagyeti

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Sad but True

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Refuse to be a pawn to the system!

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The best parts are used for Guacamole.

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That baby's a keeper, but dad's too stingy to buy him a mask.

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Shots fired!

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Only a fraction of y'all will understand.

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Aw congrats!

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It’s a Crop Top!

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Beyonce

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Subliminal advertising: It works.

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Catellite Dish

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Cyanide & Happiness never fails to make me laugh

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Baby on board

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Big fan of renewable energy

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Apparently another Windows user thinks like I do

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Came too soon again

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Whatever you do..

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A bit too late for confession, Arthur.

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He is also know as Doctor One-two, One-two.

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Skin graft query

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I guess you could say she’s... nunderwater

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Feeling elevated

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Filet minion

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Overcome with emulsion

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Ohh

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Dye for you

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Business venture

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Adviceberg

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Harry Potter

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Beavers

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Fishes are krilling it right now

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Well played, news. Well played...

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Easy solution indeed!

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You are turnip me on.

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Mistletoe

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Our visitors ignored them completely. Serves me right. [x-post r/funny]

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Slow cooker

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Adorably Punny

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Demonic possession.

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It’s elementary.

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His dad is a bodybuilder.

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