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Getting into the Christmas spirit

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Peas Porridge Hot

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It’s the Fennel countdown

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Witnessed an attempted murder on the way to work today :'(

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My favorite all-time headline from The Onion

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Stumbled apond this while watching hot shots part deux lol

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That would BEE an unexpected guest 🐝

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You car has been keyed

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Took me a minute

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Hidden Mustache For Those Who Wait

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Seahorse

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Just put 12 inch subs and an amp in the back of my car

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Whats your Street Name?

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I wonder

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A Goodyear or two

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Context: she hates when I quack at her

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The most maximum concentration available

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Super Dad Joke

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A cowch

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Just a little humor today

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Relativity

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Louis CK

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Nice combo

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Doesn't shock me...

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Buzzkill

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oh the irony

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It's a shingle cab

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This is just plane stupid

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None of your business

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A balanced meal

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Pew! Pew!

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'Fraid Not

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I just need some space

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🥁

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What a sHAMe

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Yes, it is

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Dectective Quasimodo

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My expectations were exceeded before I even walked through the door!

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I love this post more than I should

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Took me a second

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Brine Of My Sword

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Found on good ole Facebook

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Milk this for all it is worth

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Sound waves.

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The primary responsibility for a child's behavior is apparent

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Aren’t we all?

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Gratrunka

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Blood in your veins

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Have to say, not a huge fan

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omg so tearable!

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Anothah one :0

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A pun for Pi Day

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Bike for sale

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So bored...

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Probably texting

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Heh...

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Communist jokes are too red-ical

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These animals are very punny!

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Contagious coolness.

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🎶Super duper🎶

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Glass related injuries

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Finally, a salon that mirrors how I feel on the inside...

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Oh hey, it’s Schindler’s Lift...

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This Is now a crosspost

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Paper? Plastic? or, Box?

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I didn’t realize my wife got these as a gift until she said “I’m using my bear hands to get the pan out of the oven”

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Sign fell

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This entire thread is gold.

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Show him next time

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I really do need it back

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Linus's wife doesn't understand true fashion.

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Christianity ain't POLYtheism

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Reich puns

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I’ve got nothing.

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Do you like my library card, Reddit?

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Top Pun

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I'm sorry if this is a repost

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Dress code

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Live life to the fullest

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these toilet signs in a pub that used to be a church

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Single handedly

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You should see this

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Ok then, don’t if you don’t want to

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What kind of music do you like?

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Peace and groceries.

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You’ll come around.

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Welp, this is nuts!

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Spotted in a bagel store.

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Rare indeed

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I’m sure the proper punishment was metered-out

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Russian to conclusions

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Conk mlek

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They could have nailed it, but they screwed up

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Hearing Problems

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That pretty much covers it.

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Silly Billy puns compiled by Richard Lederer

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Our only hope...

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Found at the D.C. March for Science

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I've lost control, and there's no escape.

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Trans- punny

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The names of these specials

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Deliver the baby

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Prophecy came true: Pot at the end of the rainbow.

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Just some eggcellent puns

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Adobe acrobat reader

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Border Wall

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Dear Abby

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Felt like it belongs here

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Must be migration season

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Mark a plier

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And why is Hawaiian pizza made with Canadian bacon?!? 😦

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I don't know about magic

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But what if I feel it in my heart?

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Slept in this Monday morning

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Peg-Leg Pete’s pies & hookers

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An oldie but a good e

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Watching Bob's Burgers when...

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Of course it is

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It’s just a high-pothetical situation

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So many plane jokes going over her head...

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This engagement has been long anticipated.

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My Halloween costume

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Discarded

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he's a g00d boy

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I regret nothing...

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Who says religion can’t be fun

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I got catcalled today

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Oh deer

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I went all out for my proposal, 1,000 rings. I hope she says yes!

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Knee

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Props to you if you know the song

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Just leave

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The Titanic will never truly leo-ve our hearts.

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Don't forget to wipe your beehive

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Life always finds a way...

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Bad science joke dog

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A trillion dollar pun

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That's some good laughin's there!

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This pun’s a little rough

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The rare and endangered Kimono Dragon

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Are these stale?

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Anarchist and Punmaster

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Some meaningful words

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