HOGS OF WAR

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Spastic snow marmot

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Lil roasty hoglet

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Spaghett'

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Trash cat

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Mustache Loaf (name by u/HypernovaRain)

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Charles the Benthic Hydra

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Lewd Noodle

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Found a cactus mouse near my house today 😍🦔

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Flying cheese puff

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Flying Moose

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Someone left some mashed potatoes in the car

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Snarling ambulatory carpets of death

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Land Seals

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Naked conker babies

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Legless white giraffe

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Neptune's ravioli

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I think the name suits them

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Dark Cuddles flappy fox

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Pole cat

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Modelling balloon

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Pelican't

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Nosey Wool Camel

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Fluff dragon

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Sea roomba

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Limousine Rat

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Hes a robbear

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Soft wood

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Doggy long legs

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Swamp Cat

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Frozen Chicken in Tuxedo

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asshole

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The Pocket Tiger

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water pancake

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Croc-bear

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Angry Garden Hose

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Sentient Scrotum

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Bug that screams for sex (Cicada m'ladius)

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Wing Puppy

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Merdog

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I know we already have Majestic Sea Flap Flap, but I propose Flat Whale too.

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Weather potato.

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Pasture Puppy

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goose giraffe

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Pillow Pet

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Lawless Land Lobster

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Nine-armed mimic octopus

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Goth Corgi

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Battle Cattle

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Smoll murder cow

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Photogenic Lemur

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Drag chicken

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Feather rat

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Wild ‘Frail Snog’ spotted on Valentine’s Day

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Holographic swimming night night blankie

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Voodoo Anus

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Goth pidgeon

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Comfy Danger Noodle

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Slither Donut

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Pole cat

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Water weasel

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Pikatchu

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Lawn Lobster

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Panzer Possum

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Loooong Reach Sea Spider

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Fat Mossy Tree Boulder

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Forbidden Pancake

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Slender Mutt

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Juggalo Dolphin.

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Mobile Snoot Booper Squad

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I biked past these giraffe sheep today. Feel free to leave an updoot :)

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I present: Pajamster

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Sea Flap Flap’s cousin Sea Flop Flop

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Angry Avacado

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Cat Squirrel

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Death ear worm

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Fur Torpedo

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Snooty Snouted Pigmented Puffball

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Chubby Smiley Knock-off Koala Sombitch

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Prism Noodle

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Blanket Shark

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Aquatic Assault Weasel

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boomerangs of love

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Meowhammad Ali

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Googled Marine Animals, Was not disappointed.

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Murder lizard

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Water pancake

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Land Grenade

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Galactic kitty

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Winter coconut

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The Balding Pterodactyl Mouse (commonly known as Hairless Bat)

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Pugzilla

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Attacus Atlas

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Naked danger noodle

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Danger Blep

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Live Wire

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Scrodent

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Picasso Monke

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The roo tailed labradeer retriever

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Fatatouille

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Seagull with built in food tray

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Punk Dove

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Armadillos are Battle Possums

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The Florida Reindeer,,,,,,

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Handlebar hippie

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Baby dragons

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Wet zombie rodents

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Party Pigeon

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Spider Plant

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Predator swallower

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Hedgehog

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Gremlin sheep

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Long Fox

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Door-draft stopper-slug

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Reports of a melted lizard (Giant Salamander)

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Cactus Cat

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🔥 Zombie Horse 🔥

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Leaping Dinosaursharkbird

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Dope Nope Rope

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ExtendoChicken

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Apprentice murder-chicken

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Hell Honkers (credit to u/peachyhans for the name)

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Ocean Thugs

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Ouch Mouse needs stretching too

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Tank puppy

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Baboon who can't pronounce the letter B anymore

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Stingy Raviolis

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Ouch mouse

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Prickly Squatter

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Vamparrots

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Nose Bear Horse

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Bigs Bunny

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Burrito

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Flying Micro-skunk (Pied/badger bat)

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Vampire birb

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Bastard

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Fingered Felon

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Sexy Booger

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The Three puppies, land puppy, sea puppy and sky puppy

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Disappointed napkin

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Spicy Fly

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Mini-Spaceship Collector

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Wig Cub

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Long neck boi

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Frogbird 🐸 🐦

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