My teacher thinks a programming language almost no one uses would be good for beginner programmers.3yr ⋅ CloakedCoder ⋅ r/programmerreactions
Bad UI Battles: A Date Birth Selector. Perfect for your anxiety!2yr ⋅ Andre_NG ⋅ r/programmerreactions
Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database Excel isn't a database3yr ⋅ Elon-Musk_ ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW my code won't compile and I spend ages searching StackOverflow and google only to find that the reason the code won't compile is because I wrote this.horus instead of this.hours7yr ⋅ lenswipe ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW I'm a sorting algorithm but I don't know how sorting works so I just shuffle the array until I feel like stopping6yr ⋅ asit_soko ⋅ r/programmerreactions
How I feel when I'm fixing a mission critical bug in production5yr ⋅ EnoughFuture8 ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When people keep asking you questions that are answered in the README5yr ⋅ whatispunk ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW I finally get the program to work and have to remove all my printing to the console5yr ⋅ EnoughFuture8 ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When you spend months on a code and finally it runs for the first time...5yr ⋅ mic_hall ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When I'm assigned a PR for part of the codebase nobody's touched in over a year6yr ⋅ Awesomeade ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When two headers include each other but the whole thing compiles fine6yr ⋅ CrazyWazy55 ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW my boss requests a feature and asks when it'll be completed, within the same breath5yr ⋅ MetallicDragon ⋅ r/programmerreactions
How I feel as a professional developer when I do my programming assignments for uni7yr ⋅ ab_coder ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When you’ve laid down code all morning and it compiles on the first try.6yr ⋅ ShowMeYourTiddles ⋅ r/programmerreactions
mfw i get blamed for wasting time because I dont check every PR before working on something4yr ⋅ ConspicuousClockwork ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW the bug I found after hours of debugging was simply a misspelt variable7yr ⋅ ab_coder ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When you worked on a new feature and right before going into production, management decides it's not needed anymore7yr ⋅ funkyshit ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW my team decides to migrate the project to a Python back-end5yr ⋅ EnoughFuture8 ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW my 50 line recursive SQL statement returns exactly the result I want8yr ⋅ lukaseder ⋅ r/programmerreactions
Me when I realize I wrote a malloc() without a matching free()6yr ⋅ CrazyWazy55 ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When you trace a bug to a function you wrote six months ago in a module without documentation5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When our project manager told us that we no longer need to support IE <117yr ⋅ tzfrs ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When I'm working from home and my power has been out for 30 minutes5yr ⋅ EnoughFuture8 ⋅ r/programmerreactions
You never know if you have grown on development until u do this. 😂😂😂😂💯💯💯🤘🤘5yr ⋅ tesh254 ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW my manager asks if I can work on a feature I don't care about7yr ⋅ nothingduploading ⋅ r/programmerreactions
After staying up for 2 days hammering out the final elements of my java assignment, I finally got it working 30 mins before the deadline😩5yr ⋅ GradualCanadian ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When you come across crap code and look at the git blame only to find out you wrote it6yr ⋅ tom5191 ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When QA blames me for introducing a bug that got into production and then immediately gets asked by management how they let my bug slip through7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW my offhand comment about VS Code turns into an editor war amongst the team as I leave the office6yr ⋅ ab_coder ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When I am around to hear tech illiterate family and friends oversell to others what I do at work as a programmer7yr ⋅ ab_coder ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW all unit tests are still green after that major refactoring7yr ⋅ lukaseder ⋅ r/programmerreactions
Trying to get the product manager to commit to a definitive design choice7yr ⋅ Ozymandias-X ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW a maintainer compliments my commit organization in a pull request6yr ⋅ chrisguitarguy ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW someone asks me about some code I wrote months ago7yr ⋅ RANDOM_TEXT_PHRASE ⋅ r/programmerreactions
when i look at the code and think how does this *not* crash?8yr ⋅ --frymaster-- ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW my code finally goes to QA for the first time and I start getting Jira notifications of defects8yr ⋅ ghost_mv ⋅ r/programmerreactions
Husband works as a database consultant. Asked him how his new project was going. He sent me this.7yr ⋅ YarrahGoffincher ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW I refactor some crappy, unintelligible code into something simple and easy to understand.7yr ⋅ christianarg ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW I futilely search google for an answer to my obscure question, but it brings up a stackoverflow post with the answer I was looking for7yr ⋅ ab_coder ⋅ r/programmerreactions
Undoing a large change from multiple parts of the file7yr ⋅ RANDOM_TEXT_PHRASE ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MFW our current practice is to lowercase all SQL code but I've stumbled into legacy code where keywords and table names are all-caps7yr ⋅ vckd ⋅ r/programmerreactions
Uptime monitoring tool after the intern finally gets sudo rights on the production server5yr ⋅ hatsiepatsie ⋅ r/programmerreactions
MRW I ask my lead why he selects all before saving and he replies I want to save the whole document9yr ⋅ lavaflake ⋅ r/programmerreactions
When it still works after refactoring (X-post from /r/ProgrammerHumor)8yr ⋅ Ek_Los_Die_Hier ⋅ r/programmerreactions
