I'd rather work on something that contributes positively to society, thanks1yr ⋅ Ozymandias_IV ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
I'm sorry guys. I always just assumed you were all just impatient... Forgive me, I didn't know...1yr ⋅ MichaelMJTH ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Traveling on the subway for the first time in Stockholm and saw this advertisement1yr ⋅ JosephLive93 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
I designed, built and maintained this masterpiece for 5 solid years...1yr ⋅ Budget_Zucchini9034 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
when u finally found that ONE repo which fits your needs and is not outdated but you have issues to raise1yr ⋅ Rough-Ad809 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
what it feels like trying to get a job without a comp sci degree1yr ⋅ the_spacedoge ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Me casually gaslighting my project manager about clearing their cache while I push an update to the very obvious bug I missed.1yr ⋅ RichardTheHard ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
When my manager asks me why 4 lines of code took so long to complete ...2yr ⋅ mevlix ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
It amazes me how confident they are while writing these articles...1yr ⋅ joshima_toshiya ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Me as an ETL engineer watching people build data tables with no regard to what goes in them.2yr ⋅ Thriven ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Woah! Who’s going to Reddit to solve bugs?? Forget him, is production running safe?1yr ⋅ rdias002 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Some of my friends from college just got married and this was on one of their tables.3yr ⋅ Caedus97 ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
In the real world, your coworkers will appreciate clean, easy to read, functional code. People doing a job don't care that you obsessed over getting every function down to as few lines and characters as possible.1yr ⋅ IanMazgelis ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
Why do people curse JS so much, but also say it's better than Python1yr ⋅ pale-blue-dotter ⋅ r/ProgrammerHumor
