This piece of trash literally smelled like gasoline and latex. I have a headache just from opening it up and trying to bottle it, similar to the feeling of using too much bleach cleaning product. What the actual fuck1mo ⋅ diegoberg ⋅ r/prisonhooch
New to this sub, but I feel like this is the vibe here. And I fuckin love it!2yr ⋅ asdfdsfafd ⋅ r/prisonhooch
I'm turning this God forsaken shit into wine because I have no self respect2yr ⋅ Ralkkai ⋅ r/prisonhooch
...and they shall be an abhorring unto all flesh. (Isaiah 66:23-24) 2 year old Pikachu cereal I bought at Sam's and hated. It expanded and contracted like taking one long breath, and lo it slowly groaned my full legal name when it began all dissolving. May God or Satan help us, if they even can.4mo ⋅ -mya ⋅ r/prisonhooch
The virgin /r/homebrew user vs the chad /r/prisonhooch user4yr ⋅ Crime_Pills_For_Kids ⋅ r/prisonhooch
I found a bucket full of honey at an abandoned apartment complex. Fully sealed, under a pile of clothes and old books. Dare I make some haunted house hooch.1yr ⋅ Werotus ⋅ r/prisonhooch
I let Yella Fella ferment next to a fancy hot rock that gives me headaches and now a guy calling me smoothskin says he wants to buy it. Cold crash and good to go?6mo ⋅ VeryHighDrag ⋅ r/prisonhooch
12 hour flight - if I add turbo yeast, will it hooch before I land?1yr ⋅ DrGrumpsAlot ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Ok, mum. Here we have our house Ham Glaze Merlot, paired with caramelized braised pears. Also everyone, get ready for the shits...2yr ⋅ downbyhaybay ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Has the wine obsession gone too far when you have to google how many litres a wheelie bin holds?2yr ⋅ WhizzBank ⋅ r/prisonhooch
My friend is vegan so she can't have mead so I am making hooch out of golden syrup for her5mo ⋅ sad-mustache ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Hi r/prisonhooch friends. First time poster. I’m attempting to turn every flavor of the gatorade rainbow into alcohol with some champagne yeast. See you in 5 days!11mo ⋅ SuperGISNerd9000 ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Mom planted some non wine grapes a few years back (6 types!) Prisonhooch has taught me that doesn't matter. Wish me luck boys!!2yr ⋅ O_R_I_O_N ⋅ r/prisonhooch
The members of r/mead did not all appreciate this hooch. I figured maybe r/prisonhooch might enjoy it a bit more3yr ⋅ NeadForMead ⋅ r/prisonhooch
I know what has to be done, but I don’t know if I’m strong enough to do it1yr ⋅ sam_neil ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Found this sub recently, instantly fell in love. This one's for you guys :)4yr ⋅ thetacolegs ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Boasting an impressive 17%ABV and very high fiber content, the prune-based PooPoo Potion is the perfect concoction to get you shit-faced and shit-assed.3mo ⋅ -mya ⋅ r/prisonhooch
10 days ago I found this sub. 7 days ago I threw some stuff together. Today I am drunk. Holy Shit I love you2yr ⋅ downbyhaybay ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Preservatives won't stop me because I can't read. Saturating this with sugar and over pitching with ec-1118 surely won't result in any consequences, right? Right. Might even distill this obscene green fuck4mo ⋅ -mya ⋅ r/prisonhooch
This was supposed to be apple cinnamon hooch but I accidentally added cumin besides of cinnamon so I had to top it off with a **** ton of cinnamon and sugar I think this is the lowest grade liquor a man can possibly make1yr ⋅ MountainHorror6191 ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Ya'll are joking about Thanksgiving stuffing wine, but am I the only one who saw an opportunity?2yr ⋅ starliner2000 ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Waiting for some Dragon’s Blood to clear up, forgive me r/winemaking but I’m back on my bullshit1yr ⋅ BeholderBelow ⋅ r/prisonhooch
r/mead: why doesn’t anyone post recipes? Also r/mead when anyone posts a recipe:2yr ⋅ skomojojo ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Can I use my boot as a fermentation vessel? I've heard pirates used to do it. Do I have to clean it? I want the authentic boot wine experience.8mo ⋅ TheOneAndOnly1444 ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Was told by r/mead to put this here. It's the Dr. Pepper Mead hooch!1mo ⋅ DiscoPotato92 ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Just found this sub and it feels like home. I got cider straight out of a bucket, whiskey (undrinkable), some 94% raw distillate that tastes like toffee, mead made in the laundry sink (actually good), feijoa wine that tastes like aged vomit...6mo ⋅ spudmix ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Costco (Ontario Canada) selling gallon fermenters pre-filled with cider! $12.99cad1yr ⋅ TheMindButcher ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Pokehooch review: me and 5 friends took a sip at the same time and the pure disgust radiating from the room could power a nation. This may be the worst thing I've tasted in a very, very long time. 7/102mo ⋅ -mya ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Am I in the right sub if I just throw all my ingredients in and don't measure anything?2yr ⋅ ke5eaj ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Credit to @mus_maximus for the inspiration. I laughed so fucking hard.1yr ⋅ PatientHealth7033 ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Onion wine update, primary fermentation finished with a final gravity of 0.995 (10% ABV)1mo ⋅ TheSecondInLine ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Apparently all this dollar store apple juice needed was six months to nap. Delicious.2yr ⋅ d3RUPT ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Found old picture from the time when I worked as a prison guard Behold! 100% authentic prison hooch.1yr ⋅ Anji_San ⋅ r/prisonhooch
I finally bottled my 9 month old Kool-Aid wine. What are the odds that it will kill me? It’s been in the primary fermenter since I forgot about it 👀1yr ⋅ BeholderBelow ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Friendly tip: the 'loose cap' method only works if you actually keep the cap loose!1mo ⋅ ButterSquids ⋅ r/prisonhooch
Im a criminal defense attorney, here is an actual prison hooch recipe a former client1yr ⋅ DrMantisToboggan777 ⋅ r/prisonhooch
After years of homebrewing I abandoned all my fancy equipment and science for some hooch2yr ⋅ notmyrealname17 ⋅ r/prisonhooch
