Gotta use that history minor somehow...

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Guess that's a no? 😅

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Here’s another one.

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he was gone SO fast

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Still haven t gotten an answer...

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*SHLORP*

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Tinny pinny little pic

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Dirty feet pic ~

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[Little mantis] I’m trans and a dude opened with this

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How to finger a girl:

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That was quick

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French guy wouldn’t leave me alone, so I sent him “nudes”. He blocked me after the last pics

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A guy named Romeo with a penis in his profile pic makes the mistake of messaging me

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The Small World

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why are you hitting yourself

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I never wanted to post here...but here i am

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My friend, Who is a male

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My defence mechanism

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Back at it again by being impossible

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Great is the weapon that cuts on its own! (Darkest Dungeon)

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And here I was thinking it could work...

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He didn't want to play my childish games 😭🦆 QUACK! (The first few msgs mixed up for some reason).

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Not on Reddit, you're better than that.

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Blood for the blood god

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Ight I'm gonna tap out

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Hello sir

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homie didn’t even say much

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Okay this is a first for me, but these bots are fun to mess with.

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He's still going btw

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An announcement post that says it all

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This isn't mine, I am posting a friend's encounter.

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Lovely way to start the day..

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While I was 18 when he messaged me, the only photos of myself att were from when I was 16 and under.

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He had “a question about my OnlyFans”, which spawned a week of harassment from him, which lead to this. 😈

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Sir, please leave the lambs alone.

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It can be manly in insurance

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I’m still waiting for his reply

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They had some girl's picture on

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Technically a berry

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And then he left

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i saw someone else on this sub do something similar to a creepy dm they got, so i took a page out of their book and did it myself.

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Tried a new hunting ground 😂 got him😅

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One

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thin you the lost

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5th time putting up with this guy, and now he doesn't get any dinner.

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Not as exciting as others here but this is my first creep

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Does this qualify 😤

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Wasn't gonna chat with this 19 year old but he ticked me off

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He just really wanted me to see his bulge

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I don't know if this counts. But really couldn't take the hint

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Not that much fun as a conversation in general but I am proud of this response

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Sometimes all it takes is to play an Uno Reverse

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When he blocks you 😭😭😭 (my second r/preyingmantis post)

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Adequate?

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Some guys never learn

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Normally I'd cut out the username, but this one particularly pissed me off.

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My profile pictures was my cat and yes I copied Michaels line.

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This belongs here right?

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Meet Reginald, is now a year 3 months old

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reupload since i forgot to censor a single pfp

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my what

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Is this worth this sub?

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The guy never replied. At least Barry and Bob stick with me...

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A man who really understands lesbians

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Been getting at least 100 or more friends requests a day for about a month now. They usually come with random messages. It's been a great time messing with them.

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This was taken a while ago, but its still funny as shit!

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Crosspost from r/creepyPMs. I thought this reply was smooth.

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My beloved cow

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They really don't know what to say when you start agreeing with their dull, generic insults...

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C E N T I M E T E R S

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Tried to recreate a joke to get this dude out of my inbox. Expectation vs reality!

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This perfect execution

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Guys I have another one. I’ll send more context if needed but I’m an ICU nurse to add for now. He wanted to justify being a creep to having high testosterone and I gave some education, which is part of my job....

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If you message me trying to get off... you’re going to have a bad time

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Found on creepy asterisks. Sorry if it's already been posted here.

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welp, guess I'm not dumping my recycling into the bin today. maybe tomorrow.

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So this happened today..

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G, daddy why did you leave me?

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Scandalous Rachel!

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I was told to post this here. If you don’t get the joke, I’m Brazilian.

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I dunno CAN you?

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Well he got what he likes

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the audacity 😩

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it isn’t gonna suck itself

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Does this count?

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This is what we call be specific

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He wasn't interested in doom

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nu&es?

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Slap em with legal

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It's a no from me dawg

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Allergies man

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Not a fan of sarcasm 😅

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*reattached it*

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Covered in horns

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Well...At Least He Didn't Use Asterisks.

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Lol and he gets pissed at me 😂

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Here’s something I tried and then found the top post here has the same approach! Shoutout to MrsPrayingMantis ❤️

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I know this doesn't have the usual moasic, I swear I tried to add the confetti in. It's an announcement just the same, I promise!

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Pushing my bullets inside your body fucking you slowly slowly

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Where my Dragon Age fans at?

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He wasn't a very charitable people.

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I’m going to see how long I can waste his time for

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Think I may have traumatised the bloke 😂

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For someone not interested in penises, they sure seem interested in penises

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Adventure

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LOL OK

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He caught me while I was watching Parks & Rec. Sorry Lil’ Sebastian, you were my inspiration.

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Microscopic pins

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Short & sweet

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WTF...

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Well...I had fun

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I never heard back.

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Another normal day on the USS Narada

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Women can be creeps too...

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First post on this sub, sorry if it’s the wrong place.

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Humiliated him

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Ye

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Spooky season may be over, but not for this one lucky redditor!

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Prying open my third eye

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Hers was also apparently a lot bigger. What a power move.

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I just answered their question and was blocked immediately 💦🤔

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Enjoy my adventures

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preying mantises know how to have a good time [meta]

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short and sweet, as all things should be.

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Moo

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dID YOU HURT MY DICCKKKK??

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