Following in the footsteps of my big sis
Getting home and unleashing the beast.
Okay, everyone this time it’s truly terrifying.
I have achieved the thumb look
Not sure if publicizing this photo is a good idea...
Went full Danny Devito when I learned I could force my entire neck/chin/face upwards by filling my inflatable neck brace to capacity
angles are crucial
Call Nev and Max cause we’ve got a catfish on our hands 🐟🐟🐟
Who needs a fake ID when I can get into the pub like this?
I call the top right “butthole lips”
Me at the beginning of my shift vs. Me at 4 am trying to sneakily check on my sleeping patient.
Some legends speak of a fourth chin.
Me vs me when I’m pooping.
Sometimes I look presentable, but 90% of the time I resemble a butthole with eyelashes
Taken one day apart
Couldnt choose just one, so heres them all so far. A woman of many faces.
Iiiiiii need to find a hobby
My best friend and I at her wedding in August
Testing out the new iPhone portrait mode
She wants to know of this is how it's done
Sitting alone at a bar making ugly faces.... who’s gonna stop me though
My fiancé and my best friends phone background pictures...
From friendly mom to the grudge 😂🤷♀️
More chins than you can handle.
Pretty now, mummy? My contribution to the “taken seconds apart” genre.
I have returned.
*Insert C.O.D. Zombies screech*
Cosplay Derp Faces by me. Which derp do you feel like today?
Both me, same day maybe two hours apart
Been a rough week... trying to keep my chins up.
Certainly not the prettiest girl on this sub, but my ugly face game is pretty strong
First day in Cancun vs the last.
Get up on outtta here with my eyeholes
My partner works for a photobooth company and I'm an opportunist
Me taking a selfie vs me looking at the selfie I just took
What my SO sees vs what everyone else sees 😂😂
I have never felt more beautiful in my life
From a night out to eating cheese on the couch. I did not make it to midnight
Always a bridesmaid never a bride
Am I doing it right?
Get you a girl who can do both 💁🏼♀️
Night out, morning after
My sister going out vs. my sister dead lifting a car
I made it, guys
Can You Believe?
Taken moments apart
When you're neck is thicc
Face masks are a really good look for me
Get You A Man Who Can Do Both
My mom didn't want to include me in the Christmas card for some reason. Not sure why.
Good to be back
I'm excited to join this amazing place!
Bet y’all didn’t know I had more than 1 chin...well SURPRISE😉
either one is a catfish depending on whether ur into cuties or jar jar binks
SMOOOOSH (taken just hours apart)
Auditioning for my face to be Halloween mask. Warn the children.
(It’s definitely Maybelline)
Meet my cat, Oddrey...
I look like I'm plotting something.
Maybe I could do before/after diet modeling?
Oh you think you have chins? That’s cute.
Hey you guys!!
Cute on the left, BANGING HOT on the right may I say so myself.
SiL asked me to post this here!
coy me vs. me me
Me on the average day vs me when my partner brakes the car suddenly
Noticed something while putting my glasses on this morning...
Since this sub makes me giggle every day, here's my contribution!
The one on the left is my true form
When someone says smile
My face when I know pizza is on the way
No Avon is gonna cover up this hot mess.
Fat rabbit/human hybrid to normal woman
am I doing this right ?
I have a very stretchy face
My humble submission to this fabulous group
Snapchat selfies to my crush vs Snapchat selfies to my best friend
Pixie to Gremlin
Its really all about the angles isn't it?
Car selfies at noon vs car selfies at 6am
I'll let you guess which one is my natural look!
Dating- two weeks and two months
It’s been a while. Happy New Year!
I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100% egg
Just got dumped and I think I know why
The importance of angles: These photos were taken moments apart.
My boyfriend screenshotted both of these snapchats (of me), then texted me them to me saying “I can’t believe these are the same person”
I have a glorious amount of neck fat (bonus coughing face)
Studying at dorm vs studying at cafe
It’s been awhile. Here to catfish once again.
Good morning, ladies!
Sorry it's blue. I am thumb
Really needed this today
Earthworm back at it again
I told my wife she'd win the internet with this.
A wonderful profile shot
Before and after you tell me you got me nuggets
This needed to be in here. Its so good.
I can be your Princess Leia, or your Jabba the Hut. Just love me.
Witness my true form
My mom wanted a photo of me actually smiling, so
Discovering my left nostril
I love this sub so it’s only right to contribute my faces
My frenum got cut many years ago so I can make this awful gummy smile.
Just doing my bit for this blessed community.
I’m actually 1/4 chameleon. That’s how my eyes can do that.
Me = Herp Derp
I like to send these types of pictures to my friends to cheer them up. Works every time, especially if I’m in a grocery store line. (First time posting)
“Ok now let’s take a funny one”
So, girls... Ashton Kutcher posted a link to our pictures on his Facebook page, and used my picture to advertise it, you can say. I am crying from laughing so hard. Please go look!
Breath of fresh air vs “What’s that God-awful smell in the air?!”
Army girls have ugly faces too
The higher the forehead, the more place for brains... right?
Damaged bleached hair? Check.
I think my daughter qualifies for this subreddit
What my crush sees vs my bff
So is this beauty mask working?
I feel like I look like an angry powdered donut
Happy Derpentines Day!!
How I’m framing all my pictures from now on
Posted this here and then deleted it at some point... Bringing it back b/c it's too beautiful to not share
Rugby banquet vs rugby games
Do I even have teeth? It is a mystery
my gender is ambiguous at this moment of my life
Brows did a solid 180
Is this v v v goodgirl allowed?
It's always been my dream to post here.
Are butthole lips a hot thing yet?
2 seconds apart
If you look closely you can see my teeth