I post here way too much but I love being ugly for you

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The line at the drive thru was really long...

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Expectation versus reality: Graduation edition

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My wife looking beautiful and hideous

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So....it turns out I have a bit of Nigel Thornberry in me.

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One of my favourite faces to make.

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Reminiscing about when we could go do stuff while I hobby inside all day now.

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Scrolling through Reddit at 6am

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The picture I post/the picture I’m tagged in

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Going to a movie vs. Getting home from a long day working outside

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Monster

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Methinks I belong here. Yes?

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Looking AT snacks / Looking like a snack

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Some of you weren't that impressed with my last post so hopefully this is a chance for redemption

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I created a monster using a mirror effect omg

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From looking like a thumb with long hair to short hair and a somewhat recognizable jawline

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The Crimson Chin

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I don’t know how I do it

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28 year old human woman or derpy sea witch? You decide!

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My friends absolutely hate when I do this face.

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Is this better?

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Breath of fresh air vs “What’s that God-awful smell in the air?!”

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Witness my true form

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I's my time to shine!

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I’m really good at ugly faces. On the left was before I got a haircut, with minimal makeup. I have more cause I love a good ugly face : )

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I’m borrred...

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Oktoberfest edition

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Artist by day and gotta catch'em all by night.

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Feeling pretty today...wait

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Get ya a girl who can do both

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Sorry, I know. My face again. Couldn’t resist flexing my full melded-neck-chin potential while it’s still perfectly swollen. I will gracefully slip into retirement now.

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My cat and I, pretending to be thumbs 😹

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My only two moods

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Dear internet... I have blessed you with my talent. You’re welcome.

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Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy, both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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From ‘super chic’ to ‘just sharted’. (but not actually. For the record. Don’t worry about it okay??)

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Having been unseated from my recent relative success, I figured I would give this one more go! I gave it my worst. Chins are absolutely throbbing.

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I got the bloats

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She’s got style she’s got grace but damn, what happened to her face?!

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First couples pic

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Mermaid? Blob fish? Why not try both.

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When my four uglies combines into one I turn pretty

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Very proud of my freckles though

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Candids always comin’ in clutch

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Made a new account for this

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First post. I've found my people?

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The right should be my dating profile picture.

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I love this sub! My collegues at work get this face a lot when they remind me it's my turn to make them tea, so now you guys get it too.

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I'm basically just a thumb-thumb from spy kids at this point

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Not sure if I'm doing the angles thing correctly

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Me Friday afternoon vs Sunday morning

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Whaddup, Kermit the Frog over here

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Iiiiiii need to find a hobby

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Cosplay edition

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No longer friends with the person I could send my faces to, so currently taking advantage of post as often as you'd like! 😉

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Only few people are aware of the existence of Beavis and Jabba's love child

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I don't even need a costume for Halloween.

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Testing out the new iPhone portrait mode

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I count at least three chins

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Left: me today right: me last night waiting for the clock to strike midnight so I could sing happy birthday to myself

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My impression of a woman that got carried away with fillers and botox

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The chins make the difference.

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When you do your fake tan and turn into John Lovitz

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first time poster, long time double chin master (1 week ago => today)

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Happy Derpentines Day!!

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I'll show you something You've never seen before...

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My masterpiece

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Sometimes I try, most times I don't 💁

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I had no idea this subreddit existed. I am home lmao.

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Sinus Rinse (x-post /r/BetterEveryLoop)

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Gentlemen......behold!

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Both halves of my personality captured in photos.

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It’s been awhile. Here to catfish once again.

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I’m back y’all this sub was my first post 5 years ago. Thought I’d update ya

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Angles are everything!

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I feel like I could do better, but what the hell

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My wife is the master of making faces

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Just a few seconds apart

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My friends call me the hulk because I have abnormally large trapezius muscles. I got dat thicc necc boi

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The view from below

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An interesting title

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Sorry it's blue. I am thumb

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Hey...how u doin?

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Good afternoon. 🤓

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I think I found my perfect angle

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Does this count?

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My armpit and neck rolls are twinning.

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(It’s definitely Maybelline)

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Me during the day vs me in the evenings. Yep.

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Sometimes it just be like that huh

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You’re doing it right when you’re in physical pain

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FaceTiming your best friend vs. your boyfriend.

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What I post on my story vs my private story

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During and after cosplaying Poison Ivy. You're welcome.

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Second photo was after I found out my friend had eaten all the creamed honey.

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I like my chins like I like my penetration... Double or nothing

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I got a new phone so I’ve been accidentally taking pictures. This was after a 5k run in 100 degree heat... dear lord.

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Hey you guys

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Don’t know if I’m pretty enough in the “pretty” picture but I sure make a gross “front camera face”

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Slug vs Bride

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“Why don’t you smile with your teeth?”

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I make way more ugly faces than I do pretty ones.

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Tinder vs Reality

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me normally vs me after I passed out while donating blood

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Really getting into that thumb look!

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Taking my latest newsroom headshots this morning... they caught me mid sneeze. I just knew it belonged here.

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I was farting in the second photo

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Did someone call a doctor?

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I keep snacks in my chin pouch

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The many stages of bathing.

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Get up on outtta here with my eyeholes

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Taken 2 hours apart 💁

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How I think I look when I find a joke funny, and what I actually look like. The more I look like the right picture, the better the joke.

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Because I only fuck with dimes

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Museum edition!

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I don’t even know how to caption this

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Instagram vs Reality

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Real talk, I've been getting a lot of shit from redditors that has crept into my everyday life. I expected it but I'm not mentally strong enough for it at the moment, and it's been pointed out I shouldn't post here anymore. Have a merry Christmas and happy new year ✌💙

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i'll just leave this here.

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This is so much like my 2 daughters.

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My lovely lady

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I went to an event that had a photobooth and unleashed my inner demons.

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Am ugly enough for the ugly club?

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Before shower vs after shower

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I should put this skill on my resume

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Angles make such a difference..

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My wife looking lovely as always

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My famous angry old man and weird happy face faces x)

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