If theres one thing I hate in this world its pedophiles, As governor of Florida I Will increase the punishment for pedophiles.3yr ⋅ DueNYSenator ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Cheese is very important, electing me as governor of Wisconsin will make sure we never run out of cheese, and everyone will get cheese2yr ⋅ coffeemist90881 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Your finger taps and swipes your phone on average 2,617 times a day, all I ask of you is to make that 2,619 on July 25th.2yr ⋅ MelvinM2003 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Vote SixthBasedCowboy To Get The Government Out Of Your Hair2yr ⋅ SixthBasedCowboy ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
If we annex Mexico there would be no more immigrant crisis then2yr ⋅ Senator_Yoda ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
The Waco siege resulted in the death of 76 people, including 25 children, and 2 pregnant women. We will not let the ATF commit massacre and get away with it. Abolish the ATF. 1 vote for me is 1 vote against the ATF.2yr ⋅ patriot_man69420 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
What is was like finding out the Union almost collapsed as soon as I joined and then suddenly fighting in a war.2yr ⋅ Dumdcunt69420 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Breaking news. Senator Commander Republican, on his way home after drowning his sorrows of loss with some taxpayer funded whiskey, has crashed his car and died. Yes this is canon.2yr ⋅ CommanderRepublican ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
I hear the government of West Taiwan hates this map.....2yr ⋅ CommanderRepublican ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
This is what will happen if you vote for someone who isn’t me in the mississippi election2yr ⋅ Kaiser_Seb_I ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Yesterday the senate voted to repeal the patriot act in a massive landslide!2yr ⋅ bachuna ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
The PSUS political compass part 1 is complete (I couldnt fit everyone, so there will be a part 2)2yr ⋅ CommanderRepublican ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
We’ve seen them before. We’ve beaten them before. Let’s beat them again.2yr ⋅ GeckoGuy-YT ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Georgia will also ban all abortion, i dont kill innocent people2yr ⋅ SickoTheFailure ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Nuclear Energy and Thuriom energy are the Energy-efficient and zero admission Power that America needs, if you elect me I will Push for more Nuclear energy and build safe nuclear waste storage facilities.2yr ⋅ DueNYSenator ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Elmo is doing drugs, again! Vote for Spongebob, not a druggie!2yr ⋅ based_spongebob ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
After Being returned to The US, Governor Jaden S. Hood Died in his sleep after falling into a coma.2yr ⋅ JadenInTheH00D ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
I have travelled to detroit to help protect good people against the gang violence.2yr ⋅ CommanderRepublican ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Hello. I am Senator Spongebob. I am for the Impeachment of the new president after the threats he made about me. I will not make me comfortable to represent Americans if the President wants to make threatening comments towards me.2yr ⋅ based_spongebob ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Welcome to the Virginian Horny Party. If elected as, I will change VIRGINia to CHADia2yr ⋅ The420Blazers ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
I HATE PROGRESSIVISM! I HATE PROGRESSIVISM! I HATE PROGRESSIVISM! I HATE PROGRESSIVISM! I HATE PROGRESSIVISM! I HATE PROGRESSIVISM!2yr ⋅ seb_1861 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
So I guess this is a collectors item now? Goodnight, sweet prince.2yr ⋅ wellwaffled ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
I could not run for Wisconsin Governor, so now I shall be governor of Washington and give Applesauce and Cheese for everyone2yr ⋅ coffeemist90881 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Coming to you as soon as New York is made into a state I can run for2yr ⋅ RadLad42069 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Minnesota's economy after Thomas_High_AF conscripts the entire state into the army.2yr ⋅ funnyname12369 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Regardless of what you say I still love you guys, Thanks for Electing me, President!2yr ⋅ DroogMuster ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
He was arrested for owning an AR-15 after the states unconstitutional ban. As governor, I'll ensure your rights won't be trampled on.2yr ⋅ Dolphin-Fucker_69 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
BREAKING NEWS: Kyle Rittenhouse found not guilty on all charges.2yr ⋅ Due_Distribution_574 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
In an attempt to dodge the draft from the incoming American-Romanian war, I have secluded myself to my compound in Massachusetts and am currently armed with a Mossberg 500 in case of the military coming round to take me away.2yr ⋅ Superjack344 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
BREAKING: NC JOINS MONTANA AS THE SECOND STATE TO SECEDE FROM THE USA2yr ⋅ bamisbig ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Thank you for electing me Nebraska Governor despite me having barely any knowledge of the server and having 0 activity in it, i hope you guys know i am going to do absolutely nothing in office1yr ⋅ HueyLong_1936 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Join the Bismark Party for a Conservative and Based America, we also fully support taking over all of Antarctica2yr ⋅ SickoTheFailure ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
If I am elected Governor of Mississippi, I will make sure that this is what the new USA will look like.2yr ⋅ Kaiser_Seb_I ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Every day countless women and girls are abused everyday. It dosent take a real man to hit a their wives and daughters. As senator, I would push to make domestic abuse, pedophilia, and rape federal crimes as well as including equal coverage for men in these situations under the law.2yr ⋅ Kindly-Hat-3075 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
where are you on the penguins of madagascar compass?2yr ⋅ theoneandonlyfricker ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
I, Blue Baron, who some of you might remember, am officially returning.1yr ⋅ Blue_Baron6451 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
It is with a happy heart that I meet the people of Maine as I announce my candidacy for the senate of this great State of Maine, as I seek to keep this State and its people pure, peaceful and proud!2yr ⋅ gabriel21gc ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Guys I've been kidnapped by The Canadian Government. They are holding me hostage in nu.....2yr ⋅ JadenInTheH00D ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
BREAKING NEWS: WHITE HOUSE OFFICIALS FOUND THIS NOTE ON THE OVAL OFFICE DESK AFTER RUMORS OF TAPRMAN’S DISAPPEARANCE2yr ⋅ Taprman612 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
FFS can people just ignore each other. Like this is getting real immature now.2yr ⋅ CrownPrinceOfChaos ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
I would totally never switch parties to run for president...2yr ⋅ Joshylord4 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
this man killed men in front of their families in Kansas and seized the federal arsenal in Harpers Ferry because God told him to.2yr ⋅ The_Gamer23thfl ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Republicans on their way to start a 4th Civil War because they don't like the Supreme Court making an unbiased ruling2yr ⋅ ARC-7652 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
I have won the libertarian nomination for President! Next we have the United Right ticket, however I do not have the time to be President so I only wish to be VP. I urge Republicans to vote for u/Shrek131 for the GOP nomination. A win for Shrek would allow for a United Right Shrek/Pepper ticket.2yr ⋅ Pepper_Hospital_7559 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
Breaking news an Anti-PRC forces consisting of nationalists, democrats, and Han restorationists have risen up throughout china2yr ⋅ themobb1 ⋅ r/PoliticalSimulationUS
