I've bought my cat so many toys and the only thing she wants is cash. She'll carry it all around the house in her mouth and hoard it like a tiny dragon1yr ⋅ AutoCrosspostBot ⋅ r/pimpcats
Was told you guys would like this pic of me and my harem of bitches9yr ⋅ LaLongueCarabine ⋅ r/pimpcats
If you're crying under fire, then you wasn't built for war. If a pimp took your girl, then your girl was never yours. - this cat6yr ⋅ RalphiesBoogers ⋅ r/pimpcats
His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti10yr ⋅ Mexi_Cant ⋅ r/pimpcats
Why do they look like they are about to drop an awesome punk rock album?7yr ⋅ IrishDaisy13 ⋅ r/pimpcats
I didn't realize this was a subreddit. Best white elephant gift of the year!9yr ⋅ Hooskerdos ⋅ r/pimpcats
This cat lives at my local pool hall and this photo of him was discretely sitting next to the cash register.11yr ⋅ PabloGuillermo ⋅ r/pimpcats
Birthdays was the worst days now we sip champagne when we thirstay9yr ⋅ dallasinwonderland ⋅ r/pimpcats
