BREAKING NEWS: Indiana Pavers guard, Lance Stephenson, to sign lifetime contract with Pavers with strange contractual clause. Stephenson specified he must be allowed to skip practice to fulfill requirements to be part-time Saxophonist for Kool & the Gang. Stephenson claims the funk can’t be stopped.
BREAKING NEWS: Pavers reserve point guard, Cory Joseph, exercises player option to return to Pavers. Sources say he exercised this option because of the r/Pavers subreddit. Sources say Pavers GM, Kevin Pritchard claims the guard came to him and said “Them boiz so damn funny! How could I leave that?”
