Baby got sick all over me, herself and anything else in a 10 mile radius, but today is my last day to work on my final assignment. This is my solution...1yr ⋅ CheyeHowe ⋅ r/Parentingfails
My toddler was refusing to wear his sleeping bag saying, Sad baby, sad baby over and over. Didn't realise what was wrong until I looked from his POV4yr ⋅ Just_ace_ ⋅ r/Parentingfails
I was the a**hole for telling her about her kid having a plastic bag over their head and someone who needed to kind their own business....1yr ⋅ agirlhasnoname777 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
I’m 21, single, nowhere near having a baby, yet my mum is still hopeful for grandkids4yr ⋅ Mhol246 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Wife’s friend was convinced there was ghost baby in her daughter’s crib. Turns out dad forgot to remove the mattress sticker.4yr ⋅ sean_the_head ⋅ r/Parentingfails
You should never lie to children, but Father Christmas is a lie in himself, so it's basically OK3yr ⋅ doffcocker1992 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
My 8 year old almost got roblox banned today and I couldn't help but laugh3yr ⋅ RevealIll8143 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Hair disaster! Please help! My daughter took trimmers to her head while staying at grandma's, I have no idea what to do and I don't want to shave it all off but I also can't just leave it like this and I don't know if they're even any other options other than just wearing that everywhere we go..2yr ⋅ hailsnoels ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Good News And Bad News. Bad news my son said he made a circle. Good news we don’t need that college fund.5yr ⋅ thenerdad ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Delinquents ages 8, 10, and 11 utterly destroy Kansas school's band room.5yr ⋅ everythingsfiiiiine ⋅ r/Parentingfails
“Let’s give kids guns instead of a library.” My local community page throwing a hissy fit over improving our local library. I try to tell myself that people do the best with the information they have but what do you do when they don’t want any information? A real life, “f—- them kids.” 😶1yr ⋅ user27458582662748 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
My father thinks I'm dumb enough to not recognize my own medication.1yr ⋅ Karganor9999 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
This just happened.. at least it wasn’t her whole head .. so that’s a win5yr ⋅ DoseofChildhood ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Cut my mom out of my life several years ago because she was toxic AF and told me that my military service didn't count since I got out due to mental illness. Today her husband (not my dad) tried to get me to call her.4yr ⋅ Sm0ltowngrill ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Husband and I went out for date night last night. We left our 2 year old son with my dad. Within 20 minutes of us leaving him there, I get this text... 🤦♀️😂5yr ⋅ csidlauskas ⋅ r/Parentingfails
My partner went on holiday and left me looking after the kids....4yr ⋅ waldzwastaken ⋅ r/Parentingfails
When you yell white devil at your son at the pool party and everyone just assumes you're crazy. So you follow it up by shouting Shi-ka-ka while taking a knee.4yr ⋅ tOOSSEt ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Got my mums blessing to start selling my underwear and now she’s even sending me links to people who currently do that4yr ⋅ Mhol246 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Opened my 5 year old daughter’s backpack and pulled out this beauty screamed omg. It’s 2 balloons mom....2 balloons....6yr ⋅ Chyrs04 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Our daughter is 10 months old now. This is my wife’s first time time getting drunk since the pregnancy. At least she was trying to be responsible. 😂😂5yr ⋅ fonsolove ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Be careful if you talk like a sailor around your kids! It’ll catch on and come back to haunt you.5yr ⋅ frontmynack ⋅ r/Parentingfails
That one tiem my 10m old locked teh door and couldnt open-so i had to wait for maintenance staff to come help. I was giving him snacks under the door to keep him calm. Fyi, you need a little tiny flathead or a knob key to open if your knob has a hole outs1yr ⋅ pipelights ⋅ r/Parentingfails
I complimented my wife on the design on the back of her dress not realizing it was our son's vomit.7yr ⋅ adamdgriffith ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Our tooth fairy has cocked up 3 days in a row, so my daughter made this...6yr ⋅ joowals ⋅ r/Parentingfails
My kid was asked to invent a robot. I was given this by my very enthusiastic and proud 7 year old, and asked “guess what it is”5yr ⋅ GrUvGrL ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Just stumbled across this picture. Would you allow your 5th grade daughter to grow her nails this long? 🤯5mo ⋅ SceneOdd2385 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Mother of the year award winner 2013 (x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis)11yr ⋅ Tyler1243 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
I teach swimming to kids for free even though i was offered money. Mombie demands that I have to teach her son exclusively. And to give her the money offered as i don't need it.5yr ⋅ tryinbutdying ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Not sure I I should be proud or ashamed of this exchange I had with my 12 year old6yr ⋅ Lefterner ⋅ r/Parentingfails
July 12th is actually National Children’s Sadness Day, sponsored by Build-A-Bear.6yr ⋅ Waltersaysbark ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Special mandatory expensive brand ballet tights I kept my 6 year old from wearing for months until her recital...20 minutes before the performance this happens. 🤦🏻♀️ She was the ballerina with the emergency-stop Target brand legs. 😂5yr ⋅ DrCarrieSweet ⋅ r/Parentingfails
The amount of looks I got for pushing my niece around in her dolls buggy because you was tired and I forgot her buggy6yr ⋅ PrincessBlondieEA ⋅ r/Parentingfails
My attempt of a #Fortnite cake for my boys. At least I tried and they loved it! Couldn’t find anyone locally that would make one either.5yr ⋅ WhyNotMom ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Parenting 101 : Never Do Drugs, atleast Not In front Of Your Kid(s)5yr ⋅ adi_shuji ⋅ r/Parentingfails
WHW: You’ve forgotten just how gruesome The Lost World is while watching with your 8-year old6yr ⋅ GingerWife2017 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
I admit i thought this sticker was funny and took a pic. My 8 y.o. caught on and has been repeating it today. Even with stern warning....school starts tomorrow. I hope she doesn't get herself in trouble!!6yr ⋅ rowan44 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
He won't listen to reason, and he won't stop being gay - Parent Of The Year 201311yr ⋅ VladthePimpaler ⋅ r/Parentingfails
Conversation with my 18-year old daughter today. Turns out it was her brother’s. Stoner kids leaving bongs out for my dog to play with.6yr ⋅ julesinco31 ⋅ r/Parentingfails
I saw this in a kid's bedroom at an open home I went to. The owners are Asian9yr ⋅ TimeToMakeWoofles ⋅ r/Parentingfails
I was out of town for July 4th. This is what my husband thought was a good replacement for fireworks lol6yr ⋅ Lemonykitten ⋅ r/Parentingfails
