Me unbanning everyone has nothing to do with the fact that you found CCTV footage that could land me in jail. Genuinely. I'd tell you if it was.5yr ⋅ Itllbeceesh ⋅ r/opieandanthony
On this July 4th take some time away from the cookouts and fireworks to reflect on the fact that you would all be dead now if it wasn’t for his David.6yr ⋅ no_one_inparticular ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Are these fish tacos beer battered?! I'm a fucking ALCOHOLIC!!!6yr ⋅ Opprobriousness ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Anthony Cumia inspects the penis of a young trans girl, 1635; colorized6yr ⋅ RedditIsForFa ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Jim The Worm Norton DM's me on Twitter about the Amy Schumer video I tweeted him8yr ⋅ RAMONEEEEEEEEEEE ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Joe proves how little he cares about his documentary by writing a 400-word essay in its comments6yr ⋅ ManbadFerrara ⋅ r/opieandanthony
A Nassau County urban legend claims that if you go into a bathroom, close your eyes and mutter feed nana... three times, a hideous ghoul will appear and demand a case of Bud Light as restitution5yr ⋅ EdguhMellencamp ⋅ r/opieandanthony
My cousin is the bravest lady I know. Third week of chemo and radiation treatment and shes handling it like an absolute trooper, full of smiles at her appointments!6yr ⋅ Moveinslience ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Give this man the Medal of Honor for what he endured on that plane.5yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Let us take a moment to honor those who have served our great country6yr ⋅ WaltTheGooseJenkins ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Cystic Acne upvote to make this image the top result for Cystic Acne6yr ⋅ ChrisMMatthews ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Once fucked an underage girl in the XM offices. Now a staunch male feminist and confirmed faggot. That's a tough one, man.5yr ⋅ Tippy_Toms_Shitlogs ⋅ r/opieandanthony
DUDE YOU GOT YOUR SKIS, YOU GOT YOUR POLES, YOU GOT FRESH POWDER AND BOOM YOURE READY TO GO5yr ⋅ BadAdviceBrianS ⋅ r/opieandanthony
When all is said and done, this is what The Worm will be remembered for6yr ⋅ ShutYourCakeHorn ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Looks like Compound Media is ready for some honesty with the debut of the show's new logo...6yr ⋅ AnudderCast ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Terry Clifford never claimed to be off limits, never threatened the sub, has never been suspended from Twitter, still has a job in radio and produced 2 beautiful children.5yr ⋅ nomadiqqq ⋅ r/opieandanthony
I can't afford the taxes on my tiny McMansion, my horrible attempt at a book sold <3k copies, my network is crippling me financially, Keith is stealing what little is left of my money and z-lister Bam Margera refuses to appear on my show. Thank God Sirius freed me by firing me.5yr ⋅ Kizzner ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Opie gets the star treatment for the Nantucket Comedy Festival.6yr ⋅ GWARscientist ⋅ r/opieandanthony
This phony lived with his momma until he was in his 30s, but now refuses to see her even though he’s over 50 fucking years old. Fucking creep.5yr ⋅ OpieOnlyHasOneSuit ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Fuck Chip and baby noises. Petition to change the automod message from sockcucka to muddahucka or brothaman.5yr ⋅ bowserjrjr ⋅ r/opieandanthony
What the fuck?! You’ve never seen a hot hot thirteen year old that is completely fuckable!?5yr ⋅ RuffianMcDonald-SS ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Reminder: This is the result of 30 years of Jim Norton honing his “craft.”5yr ⋅ pashow84 ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Looking for my uncle who has dementia. He was last seen ranting and roaming the streets of Manhattan City5yr ⋅ TheRealJesseVentura ⋅ r/opieandanthony
I could've made $500 million if I stayed at Vice. But anyways, here's a rant about how SJWs are the worst!5yr ⋅ ghostphotobeats ⋅ r/opieandanthony
REMINDER: These two soldiers didn’t need fourteen comedians to come in to make their show funny.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Imagine being at a point in your life where you look back fondly at the time you looked like this5yr ⋅ bonniesretardsister ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Two years ago, Joe Cumia preemptively congratulated himself for being about to lose a bunch of weight. This is him at a gig last week.5yr ⋅ mayomayomayomayomayo ⋅ r/opieandanthony
TFW D.L. Hughley really motherfucks you and then your ssssssscumbag radio partner invites him on anyway.5yr ⋅ pashow84 ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Ant doxing a guy and asking his fans to call the man's business to get him fired over internet fights.6yr ⋅ thetrapwemake ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Reminder that you civilians don't understand the craft of comedy.6yr ⋅ cbanks420lol ⋅ r/opieandanthony
A man whose favourite insult is 'child' gives a detailed explanation of what toy starships he enjoys playing with the most.5yr ⋅ Itllbeceesh ⋅ r/opieandanthony
This is what eating egg whites and mustard and sucking dick does to you (Not photoshopped)6yr ⋅ DirectX12 ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Hi, I’m Jim Norton. I like to blow my friends under my porch, make hookers shit on me, and get ravaged by Nordic transsexuals. But enough about me, let’s talk about your ex-boyfriend. How big was his cock? Was it bigger than my cock? No don’t kiss me, there’s wine on your lips and I’m an alcoholic!6yr ⋅ ProfessorChipperson ⋅ r/opieandanthony
“I had the most delicious butterscotch pudding on the plane, thanks Delta!”5yr ⋅ Moveinslience ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Long Island MILF loses bet with her stepbrothers - Good thing mom isn't around to see what happens NEXT!5yr ⋅ MonsieurObloquy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Breaking: Bashar al-Assad’s family begins fleeing Damascus while missle attack pauses6yr ⋅ NorwayJimmy ⋅ r/opieandanthony
REMINDER: Ant will lock up live on air during a conflict, but Ronnie B.? HE'S the sensitive one!5yr ⋅ lifeobenreilly ⋅ r/opieandanthony
When the guy who made you is roasting you and your baby noises show doesn't air till Sunday...5yr ⋅ El_Heato ⋅ r/opieandanthony
MFW a bloated worm holds up the plane for a shallow celebrity photo5yr ⋅ Fightingrooster ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Jim Norton in his big screen debut, “From Oslo With Love”6yr ⋅ ProfessorChipperson ⋅ r/opieandanthony
Vos gave opie a trashing early this morning after seeing that he whined about him in ig video6yr ⋅ 1475315963 ⋅ r/opieandanthony
