When the ratio just right

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when I see 8 different notifications on my lock screen and not a single one is from the plug

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This is me making fun of those memes where people label their money for specific shit and try to show it off but also I’m sure some of you can actually relate to this so

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Change it to 4 days and We'd all know this struggle.

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r/funnyandsad

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This explains it all...

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Lurker here. I made you guys a picture of my favorite thing from the comments.

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gonna be a fun week

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shit meme

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Tried to cross post but I’m a failure. On a happier note, I now know what I want to come back as in my next life.

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Fuck the Jehova's.

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Earl had to die

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The shit people text me sometimes man

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It be that way sometimes.

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Two weeks ago I was broke as a sucka and couldn't afford to get high. Look at me now I'm straight ballin!!!

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Mods at r/opiates be like

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Afghan Heroin #3 2g - Straight off the brick!!!

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Gotta love that dealer time

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Thought this was funny

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Portland, OR Fent Warning

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back with anotha one

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I used to do dope with this spoon. Now I use it for yogurt. To all those struggling right now, I hope you get to use your spoons for yogurt very soon as well. You got this!💚

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I feel you, Morrissey.

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The last bags were called pray for death ...my dealer is quite depressing.

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Has anyone else gotten one of these?? Wtf..

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Black tag > black tar

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Infinity War was nuts! Lmao

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Midnight marks the beginning of my sixth day off heroin. And subs. I went to my first NA meeting tonight... I met a few really amazing people, got their #s, and will see them again tomorrow! I swear, I really fucking want this, guys...

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I love mixing my pills :) (all of them are oxy)

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Pun intended?

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I'm Not Dope Sick Or Anything But This Is So Totally Me Right Now (Lulzy Shitpost)

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Me nodding off having a blast

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While moving, my friend found his old, grey “DARE” shirt from school, so I looked them up on Google. I found this care bear bears shirt in the process. I’m high as fuck on Percocet, weed, and Ativan, and found it hilarious. Hope it gave you a few laughs, or at the very least, a smile. Enjoy!

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8 Months clean

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Imagine request

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Mood

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sorry if someone already posted this relapse row meme

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Or my gear o.O

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Can someone explain what this means? I don't do opiates or opioids.

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Info graphic on loperamide toxicity

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Meet Cato. This badass passed away yesterday morning. Goodnight​, Sweet Prince.

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4 Months Clean Today!

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better than many other paintings considered art

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TFW someone gives you a new point after using the same one for 17 days

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Well this is awkward..

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This one got me right in the feels

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Drug Mart pharmacy down the road from where I work was robbed at gun point. Guy got away too. Gave them this note and pulled a pistol.

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This completely true. A good friend of mine named Whitey (we called him that because albino. Received 2 life sentences in Oklahoma for violating drug court.

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For anyone out there who's trying to make a change

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We all know one or two of these types

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It’s the whole fam damily!

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am here

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Meme drop

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The shitty part of opiates no one talks about 😂

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LAST BLUE YOU EVER HAD TO DOOOOOOOOO

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But earlier I thought you said...

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So my Sub Doc is giving everyone with an opioid prescription a script of narcan as well.

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herron be like

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Futurology 101

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Still funny. Yes that's me.

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Why The Grinch Stole Christmas

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This sunrise is brought to you by the all night Heroin express. Choo-Choo

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If only...

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#DRM

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My buddy just made this for shits n gigs, I had to share!

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What pinned looks like (old)

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Every one needs to have this around. Saving a life is feels a lot better than watching someone nod forever.

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This empty water bottle literally saved my life!!!

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Me if I was a bird

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Scored a 100 pack of blues... Last hooray before getting sober for good

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plug that shit

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Y'all see this fucking Pigeon with ecstasy pills on its back? I want a dboy that uses fucking birds.

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Thought this was funny

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This made me think of this sub. 😂😂😂

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Sorry, Mom

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Ah, memories...

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Just incase you’re stuck in the desert or a pet store and need to improvise.

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Old, but true.

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Percy and oxy syrop

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can i get an amen?

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Look what my friend found in a local store.. haha

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Chris Moltisanti gets it.

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*Why* The Grinch Stole Christmas

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Good morning

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I’ve got love for you guys- today is three years clean for me. If you want freedom from the cycle, it’s possible. If not, that’s cool too.

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Good morning y'all go out and have a good day today!!

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Saw this on another sub lol

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Truth.

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#SUPERSCORE Wockhardt Liquid Oxycodone

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He got that real catnip, not that fent shit.

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In the dog world, humans are elves that live to be 500+ years old

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My girlfriend sent me this and I felt like you all might appreciate it as much as I do

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Why can’t I have a single fucking online argument without my addiction issues being brought up? Even though I’m fucking clean people go stalk my account and just use my addiction to shut me up.

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Happy...

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When it's been over a day since you last used.

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Me vs Addiction

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Nice try you drunk asshole

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Noddin hour

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How y'all doing so far

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Good ole days before they checked receipts!

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Is this a healthy coping mechanism 🤔

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180 days/6 months/Half of a year. aka an eternity in my mind.

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That sad shameful walk

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When my blues dealer runs outta bags, he uses what’s in his house I guess

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To my embarrassment and horror I realised that my right arm is noticeably bigger than my left these days

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Tryptophan i swear

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Another gram of the finest :) Says its a different batch.. the GREY!

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Too relatable

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So this profile is my girl's. Shes on breathing tubes n shit. I love her more than life itself. Ik that this doesn't mean anything to anyone else. But idk of she is going to make it. She always wanted to get likes ftkm this community. Can you help a fellow h user make his girlfriends dream come true

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Hydromorphone injectable liquid. Mmmm yummy

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Definitely not weed...

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Holy shit 1999 Gary...

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Never thought I’d make it this far

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Nodded out a couple nights ago while smoking and woke to this view with my music playing. So nice

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MY FACE WHEN U THINK UR GETTING 50 OXYCONTIN 15s AND THINK THE DEAL IS GOOD FOR A WEEK SO U EAT ALL UR SHIT FOR YOUR DEALER TO SAY wait homie I messed up I refill my script next month

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Just copped 20 15mg oxys and 1 freebie 😏

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What Hank had to say when asked about dope cut with fent:

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Yeah and I don’t have a gag reflex 😇

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This came with my French press. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be for but I can think of an off-label use.

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abra kadabra

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How my insides feel after a fat shot. ;)

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About to do a line.

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To the therapist who told me she’d see my obituary next week, fuck you, I’m committed even with little time so far

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4 years sober before and after. Reach out your not alone!

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Never lose track of your rig again!

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Can I interest you in a mint?

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Looking at your guys’ pill porn like

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This hit a little too close to home lol

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Here’s the best medicine for me, no more struggling with sobriety.

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Lol.

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Mentioned this in a comment a week ago and it came up on my feed again today!

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COP THAT NEW GREY SHIT THATS 🔥 🔥

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Me irl. But with heroin.

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For those out there in the Panda Gang

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Its like you know me so well

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Anyone relate?

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180x 30mg roxi's.

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Tupperware junkie

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This was the best shot of my life

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My kind of garage sale

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Issa meeeee

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That moment when your boss tells you , that you got picked for a random drug test, an you don’t give a fuck because your prepared 🤪

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So somebody shorted me 20 oxy on a deal like 3 month ago and I was so fuckin sad and figured by now I was never gonna get them back. But some fucking how I got lucky and they hit me up today and said I could come by and get them. Day made!!

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