Giveaway! Tell me your favorite Nic Cage movie and tomorrow I will randomly pick someone to give this code to!1yr ⋅ lamest-liz ⋅ r/onetruegod
Lets construct a pixelated monument to The True God on /r/place! Work is underway on His left eye at coordinates (975,631).7yr ⋅ Hungry_Ubermensch ⋅ r/onetruegod
Surprise at work today: our Lord and Savior testified at the Nevada State Legislature today to promote film business in the state.11yr ⋅ dx1798 ⋅ r/onetruegod
How could so many ancient civilizations have been wiped out with no trace? There must be a reason...10yr ⋅ ironnmetal ⋅ r/onetruegod
I'm sure this is old but this is my not-so-talented take on Legolas Cage [OC]7yr ⋅ bloodyowl ⋅ r/onetruegod
My reddit secret santa waited to gift me this beautiful portrait of our Lord on the week of His birthday10yr ⋅ deyalizer ⋅ r/onetruegod
Fast Nein: The Fast and the Fuherious. Starring Nic Cage as Hitler. Does the gang have what it takes to beat the Nazis in the Master Race?6yr ⋅ rexking89 ⋅ r/onetruegod
Landlord asked who was in the framed photo in the guest room. I told him my big daddy.10yr ⋅ johncessna ⋅ r/onetruegod
As a longtime fan of Yu-Gi-Oh!, I was elated to find this. Our Lord is the King of Games.8yr ⋅ DMagician ⋅ r/onetruegod
Found this tribute at the school I teach at. Even sixth graders have discovered the wisdom of the one true god.7yr ⋅ Lysandro ⋅ r/onetruegod
May I present to you every single film that lists our Lord and Savior as an actor that has been currently released, 90 in total, on my Plex Server.5yr ⋅ LordTwinkie ⋅ r/onetruegod
My bf suprised me with this last night,best sleep I've gotten in a long time.7yr ⋅ Dingus_or_Hunk ⋅ r/onetruegod
The say no religion in public schools. I say my students need to be shown the scripture.9yr ⋅ BenjaminFGates ⋅ r/onetruegod
Glad my high school's yearbook decided to use my answer for What would you do if you were the principal.10yr ⋅ Forgetful_Rock ⋅ r/onetruegod
My friend Nicolas is very talented and I thought I'd share this painting of hers that she made of Nicolas Cage. Check her out.10yr ⋅ The_March_Hare ⋅ r/onetruegod
This just popped up on my instagram. It most likely originated here but just in case it didn't I must share it.10yr ⋅ knowshame ⋅ r/onetruegod
Found this in /r/photoshopbattles. Obviously, it was the winning entry.12yr ⋅ VincentOfEngland ⋅ r/onetruegod
Thank you FB to remind me about this post made 2 years ago. Praise the Lord7yr ⋅ leducdeguise ⋅ r/onetruegod
Brothers and Sisters, today I have made the Pilgrimage and prayed at our Lord's future resting place8yr ⋅ martelo ⋅ r/onetruegod
And 21 Years ago this week, his majesty gave us Cameron Poe. An instant Classic was Made.6yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/onetruegod
Nicolas Cage mashed with Yoda. I want the world to see this master piece....5yr ⋅ Tortilla-Tom ⋅ r/onetruegod
Our Lord who art in heaven prepping up before he destroys John Travolta by sucking his shit filled Scientology blood to save Humanity. Praise be Vampire Cage.7yr ⋅ Lamiasnightmare ⋅ r/onetruegod
I was at the fair yesterday and saw our God looking over all the people.11yr ⋅ shansta619 ⋅ r/onetruegod
And our lord didn't even tell her the real reason why she shouldn't shoot!10yr ⋅ Gamienator ⋅ r/onetruegod
So I installed a chrome extension on my friends computer that will activate the next time he watches porn [x-post r/funny]12yr ⋅ michaelbrnd ⋅ r/onetruegod
Our lord proving Charles Darwin's theory of evolution and discrediting Scum sucker John Travolta's Church of Scientology.7yr ⋅ [deleted] ⋅ r/onetruegod
My girlfriend painted this for our apartment. Needless to say inspiration has ensued ever since10yr ⋅ cactuar_is_coming ⋅ r/onetruegod
