The One True God is taking advantage of election day
The easiest decision I've ever had!
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HAS REDDIT FORGOTTEN ITS ROOTS??? WE HAVE LOST OUR WAY!!! TRUE REDDITORS WILL UPVOTE THE ONE TRUE GOD
Best Actor for Geralt in Netflix Witcher Series
The time has come.
I believe because I have seen
Sound logic if I've ever heard it
Join the Battle for Net Neutrality with our lord. He single-handedly stole the Declaration of Independence, and now will help us steal back our free and open Internet!
Just upvote this.
He is omnipresent
Guess this means that Jesus is a metal head
My mom didn’t answer when I called. Texted asking what she was up to, and this is the photo she sent me back.
Here you go.
Our God returneth
Congratulations! We've broken through Google
All that glitters isn't gold. Sometimes, it's just the One True God
What in stealing the declaration
She's a keeper! (x-post r/Tinder)
The Lord is everywhere
The fastest right swipe of my life
I feel attacked
Life imitating religion or religion imitating life? 🤔🤔🤔
Someone let me out!
Our god takes many forms.
My friend keeps telling me she's going to steal the Constitution
A woman from earth, in the zenith of her lifetime luck, had the chance to meet his majesty in one of his voyages in this earth while he was mingling among humans
I'm a mailman and this cheers me up every day.
Seen recently in Kanab, Utah...
Escape from /r/new
A win-win if I’ve ever seen one
The guy sitting in front of me last night at Medieval Times (Toronto)
You're gonna love this, trust me
One True God lured into Toys-R-Us to buy $500 in Pokemon toys, gets caught in a selfie-trap
Johnny Knoxville gets it
My wife and I are celebrating our two year wedding anniversary this weekend, and her gift to me was this blanket of Nic Cage’s face printed over the Declaration of Independence.
The working week
Half naked girls get thousands of upvotes; how many for our one true God in blue?
Our lord and saviour back at it again
Thou shalt pay attention when reversing
That time Nic Cage blessed my wedding proposal. It’s been over a year now and it’s still pretty surreal. Btw I just joined Reddit, hi guys!
Of the 100+ wax figures in the Hollywood wax museum of South Carolina, this was the only one registered as a pokestop. x-post from pokemongo
The cinema I worked at asked me to make something to commemorate a mini retrospective of our saviour.
My SO gifted me a pillow. It was red, but when I touched it, it revealed the face of our One True God. Praise be.
I'm Gonna Steal - A Declaration of Independence
Spotted this in Twitter
Only heathens would not
Here he comes!!
Our lord is currently on an undercover mission in Mexico
A friend sent me this gem
Found god in a metro-ad in Berlin
My wife and I buzzed off Coppola wine as we celebrated watching our final Nic Cage movie available to the public! It’s been a long road, but I’m proud of us.
Instagram targeted ads know me too well
Best of Times (1981)
The only way to keep the One Ring safe from Sauron is to steal it first
Google search: Asian actors. Our Lord answered the call.
The perfect play.
Recently finished my pilgrimage to Mecca to pay my respects to our One True God
walking down the street with his son
The truth finally comes out.
My 3 year old daughter is redecorating her room, and found this pillow case at a thrift store with me. Insisted it was perfect for her room. She really thinks Nicolas Cage is apart of My Little Pony.😂
I just learnt how to make a custom brush
Why is Nicolas Cage...
Only if he knew...
Marriage, am I right?!
It’s now or never Nick
Nicolas and chill
Nicolas Cage caged in a Nicolas Cage cage
Sophie has been touched by the far reaching gospel. Praise be.
The One True God attending the Hellfest music festival in France last weekend
OTG spotted in candle form (with some friends) in a thrift store
I Am Enevitable
Nic Cage's craziest movie ever, 'Mandy' is now Certified Fresh at 98% with 52 reviews
And thus he is immortalized on this canvas of skin, our one true god
[X-Post - /r/gaming] New Fallout 4 Character
The cake my wife just got
Did You Know?
Best birthday photobomb
My Snapchat meme career is taking off
Our lord in traditional Kazakhstan clothing
The Many Faces of God
God at Walgreens in the tampon isle
I don't know the person who owns this car in my neighborhood..but I want to.
A man becomes God
MRW I can't find the Declaration of Independence
At first I thought it was a regular pillow....
I have a problem....
I gave this to my girlfriend for her birthday
only one way to solve this
“The shit you find on room inspections”
Not only did my hotel deliver on the “framed picture of Nic Cage” that I asked for in the special request section, but our god and I were wearing the same shirt...
It's over Anakin, Nicolas Cage has the high ground! (Credit to u/gloini, /r/photoshopbattle)
One matrix to rule them all
I knew our Lord would bless the Texas State Fair!
When your agent asks you to be in every Hollywood film made from 2006-2011.
Cagents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Best online purchase to date.
Our father combing his legendary hair with the airflow of a passing-by bullet
When I'm hanging out with my HQG buddies and my wife says, There will be no more Nicolas Cage gifs made in this house.
Found this at my local trash and national treasure
Our One and Only True God Would Be Proud
You'll always be my brother
One tr00 god-ception
I give my husband a Nic Cage gift every year for his birthday. Here is this year's magnificence.
To all blasphemers who downvote the image of the lord.
Lord and Savior visits the men and women of the Coast Guard and blesses their children.
When you realize that this sub has been chronicling the greatness of Nicolas Cage for over six years.
Our God in Fallout 4
I swiped right.
My gift to my work secret santa
Our father in one of his transcendence journeys across the world
My friend bought me this as a gag gift. Jokes on her, I love it
Beautiful Tattoo (xpost /r/pics)
Our Lord has secretly met a mere mortal from imgur
Found in my (new) favorite NYC bar
The Only Bible That You Need
The emotions of Nicolas Cage in Face/Off
Found at the Houston rodeo
That woman in russian bus
You know it's true.
The ultimate chart of emotions
Our OTG loves a good joke, even if it's a way-homer
God of War
One True Suit (from /r/funny)
Maybe I've just been on this sub too long, but even REAL photos are starting to look like they were made by one of us
There’s always a plan
Our Lord was on top of this eating pods thing yeeears ago
SAW poster fixed