The One True God is taking advantage of election day
The easiest decision I've ever had!
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HAS REDDIT FORGOTTEN ITS ROOTS??? WE HAVE LOST OUR WAY!!! TRUE REDDITORS WILL UPVOTE THE ONE TRUE GOD
The time has come.
Best Actor for Geralt in Netflix Witcher Series
I believe because I have seen
Sound logic if I've ever heard it
Join the Battle for Net Neutrality with our lord. He single-handedly stole the Declaration of Independence, and now will help us steal back our free and open Internet!
Just upvote this.
He is omnipresent
Guess this means that Jesus is a metal head
My mom didn’t answer when I called. Texted asking what she was up to, and this is the photo she sent me back.
Here you go.
It belongs to him.
Our God returneth
Congratulations! We've broken through Google
All that glitters isn't gold. Sometimes, it's just the One True God
The Lord is everywhere
I will never financially recover from this....
Nicolas Cage in a rage, in a rage in the cage cage, made out of Nicolas Cage (fixed)
What in stealing the declaration
She's a keeper! (x-post r/Tinder)
I feel attacked
The fastest right swipe of my life
Life imitating religion or religion imitating life? 🤔🤔🤔
Someone let me out!
My wife and I are celebrating our two year wedding anniversary this weekend, and her gift to me was this blanket of Nic Cage’s face printed over the Declaration of Independence.
Our god takes many forms.
My friend keeps telling me she's going to steal the Constitution
Our lord and saviour back at it again
I’m finally going to do it. I’m going to steal the Declaration of Independence.
Johnny Knoxville gets it
A woman from earth, in the zenith of her lifetime luck, had the chance to meet his majesty in one of his voyages in this earth while he was mingling among humans
The thiccness is real:
I'm a mailman and this cheers me up every day.
National Treasure was released 15 years ago today, a true masterpiece.
Seen recently in Kanab, Utah...
OUR Tiger King
Escape from /r/new
Let’s demand more Cage and more National Treasure!
A win-win if I’ve ever seen one
The guy sitting in front of me last night at Medieval Times (Toronto)
My wife and I buzzed off Coppola wine as we celebrated watching our final Nic Cage movie available to the public! It’s been a long road, but I’m proud of us.
You're gonna love this, trust me
One True God lured into Toys-R-Us to buy $500 in Pokemon toys, gets caught in a selfie-trap
The working week
Half naked girls get thousands of upvotes; how many for our one true God in blue?
Loving my Christmas gift
Thou shalt pay attention when reversing
This cat looks like our Lord
That time Nic Cage blessed my wedding proposal. It’s been over a year now and it’s still pretty surreal. Btw I just joined Reddit, hi guys!
OTG spotted in candle form (with some friends) in a thrift store
Ross's face improved by the one true god.
Of the 100+ wax figures in the Hollywood wax museum of South Carolina, this was the only one registered as a pokestop. x-post from pokemongo
The cinema I worked at asked me to make something to commemorate a mini retrospective of our saviour.
My SO gifted me a pillow. It was red, but when I touched it, it revealed the face of our One True God. Praise be.
Spotted this in Twitter
I'm Gonna Steal - A Declaration of Independence
walking down the street with his son
Marriage, am I right?!
It's Called Fashion Sweety. Look It Up.
Not only did my hotel deliver on the “framed picture of Nic Cage” that I asked for in the special request section, but our god and I were wearing the same shirt...
Only heathens would not
Just realized The God is in the background of a photo of me from the Mardi Gras parades this weekend
A friend sent me this gem
Instagram targeted ads know me too well
Here he comes!!
Our lord is currently on an undercover mission in Mexico
Found god in a metro-ad in Berlin
My 3 year old daughter is redecorating her room, and found this pillow case at a thrift store with me. Insisted it was perfect for her room. She really thinks Nicolas Cage is apart of My Little Pony.😂
Found this at my local trash and national treasure
I Am Enevitable
Best online purchase to date.
Best of Times (1981)
The only way to keep the One Ring safe from Sauron is to steal it first
Was catching up on 80s movies I should have seen and caught this handsome guy in a few frames
Google search: Asian actors. Our Lord answered the call.
The Greatest Reunion of God and Man
The perfect play.
The truth finally comes out.
Recently finished my pilgrimage to Mecca to pay my respects to our One True God
I just learnt how to make a custom brush
Why is Nicolas Cage...
Only if he knew...
It’s now or never Nick
Nicolas and chill
Nicolas Cage caged in a Nicolas Cage cage
“The shit you find on room inspections”
Nobody ever talks about Windtalkers. I am here to change that.
Perfection from every angle
Sophie has been touched by the far reaching gospel. Praise be.
My wife and I left for vacation recently, and our cat sitter found our special blanket and special pillows.
I'm sorry if this has been shared before but this is beautiful
The One True God attending the Hellfest music festival in France last weekend
Kesha on meeting Nicolas Cage for the first time
Nic Cage's craziest movie ever, 'Mandy' is now Certified Fresh at 98% with 52 reviews
And thus he is immortalized on this canvas of skin, our one true god
[X-Post - /r/gaming] New Fallout 4 Character
The cake my wife just got
Did You Know?
One matrix to rule them all
Best birthday photobomb
My Snapchat meme career is taking off
Our lord in traditional Kazakhstan clothing
The best drunken purchase I’ve ever made
The Many Faces of God
God at Walgreens in the tampon isle
I don't know the person who owns this car in my neighborhood..but I want to.
A man becomes God
Cover me in the finest of silks
MRW I can't find the Declaration of Independence
At first I thought it was a regular pillow....
I have a problem....
Nicholas Cage came into my mom’s store (The Fossil Cartel) today in downtown
Spotted at ABGTW this weekend
Found in my (new) favorite NYC bar
I gave this to my girlfriend for her birthday
The many faces, or at least 6 of them. Found in a coworker's office
Spotted at the Allentown PA service plaza.
only one way to solve this
It's over Anakin, Nicolas Cage has the high ground! (Credit to u/gloini, /r/photoshopbattle)
Is this real?
I knew our Lord would bless the Texas State Fair!
When your agent asks you to be in every Hollywood film made from 2006-2011.
Nick Cage Horcruxe
Choose your fighter wisely
Cagents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
Our father combing his legendary hair with the airflow of a passing-by bullet
Our One and Only True God Would Be Proud