The way a flight attendant opened my cup noods

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I mean seriously R*? First the pallets now this?

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Freshly painted road

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New Chandelier Was Installed in the Apartment below!

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At four corners monument coyotes are reptiles

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Thats a big one

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Upside down crosswalk

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No Pretzels 4 U

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bikers will be split in two on this road!

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Closed until welcome

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That's not white text though

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Oh, you mean the one that perfectly to spec and the same as the others?

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All roads lead to Kottayam

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Ah yes, my favorite dairy product: meat

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Uhh... Anything is a pizza cutter if you’re brave enough?

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These bathroom tiles

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Ahh yes, 'All' of the above...

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“No Crust”

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That’s an interesting sweet potato

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What did children with diabetes ever do to you?

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What do you mean you want to use the buttons on your sleeves?

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I will not be needing the Missle Anus form at this time.

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I put the logo boss

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my friend found a mistake in the news game section (I mark it for you so you won't have to use your brain)

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My Nana put the pizza box in the oven to keep the food warm until we got there

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I think my fortune cookie forgot how to be a fortune cookie

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Even after a year of school none of the teachers noticed the maths channel

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Maximum security

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Wow look at how automatic these sinks are!

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This sidewalk paver

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Made is chian?

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Ah yes excess brick

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ISIS fails at the one thing they are supposed to be good at.

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The office cleaner hates her job...

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Good cheese

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Huston, we have a problem

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Brothers on and 'ice the off'

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My brother open his fortune cookie and he got nothing

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BBC fails to nail it

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finally opened my Detroit lions checkers

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Low expectations from McDonald’s still don’t cut it.

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She smiles but when you see the whole picture..

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Timmy! Come measure your height!

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In Germany we have special advertisment for Australians to read

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Purchased a toaster

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neither worked when I tried

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why... just why

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Door on second floor that leads outside? Somebody please explain

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Just......how

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The hole is there for a reason!

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hard to get the lines right

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Wow! Thanks captions!

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50% Precision

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The crosswalk button on the corner of the street i live on.

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From Disney’s official Facebook page

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Classic- found this looking for soccer cleats

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Keeping everything in place

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How hard could it be

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I found this gem in a Facebook group

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You couldn't have picked a better picture for working in logistics?

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Remove before microwaveing dvds

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“Flexible”

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fire this cameraman

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Huh. . . I'll be damned.

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I finished do I get the job

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Not sure if that's how this works

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Yes, Nevv York is my favourite metropolitan

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Writing isn’t that hard

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10lb bag of Mice

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Booked the Four Seasons

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Those are some nice looking muffins

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Never seen an animal with the name milk before

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Names on the poster mildly infuriating

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This floor tile at my school

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Braille... Behind a glass case.

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A casket failure

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Ah yes, the flag of Ireland

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Now I found the key...

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Nice job quiz

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featuring all my favourite football teams and players

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Labeled the product section boss!

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We got a roblox colouring book for my step brother...

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Wet paint sign taped to the wet paint by city workers

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This fortune cookie had no fortune.

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Programmed the credit card machine, boss !!

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The warning label on my Amazon package

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I’m sure he’ll be happy with this gift

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No one will see the difference, trust me...

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Yes Reddit, the similarities are striking

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fixed the fan boss

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it’s totally Memorial Day

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Yes I can now recognize this child

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I finally have a picture worthy to be here (I think)

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Last time I checked that’s not what legs look like

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Comments wanted 🤷🏼‍♂️

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rated E for sexual content.

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That’s a weird looking dog.

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you had just one job literally

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Your pizza sir

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A funny name for a Pterodactyl ...

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Are you sure.

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This power line happened to be laid straight through the skull of an anglo saxon women buried in a previously undiscovered 6th century graveyard.

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They forgor to measure

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Saw this on the highway. How does someone get this far into installing a billboard without noticing?

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ah yes Superman

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I couldn't figure out where the sudden smell of burning plastic was coming from in my room, until I looked up.

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English Speeling Dictionary

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Mmm yes “the Superman”

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Boss, finished tiling the wall!

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Found this at my school hallway

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U.S. Pacific Fleet twitter account celebrating US Independence day with Soviet Su-27 fighter aircrafts and Kashin-class destroyers.

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Why did they do Cartman like that? I mean, come on!

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somebody forgot to add the chips before baking

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Not sure if intentional or oblivious, but this architect did a crappy job.

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Their PC has 2 F4 keys

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“Hey boss, I painted those lines you asked for”

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Well then.....

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SMOKING IS MAJOR CAUSE OF STRONKE

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On my way to work..

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The hooks (pegs?) in our school restroom

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Gotta love the BBC news.

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Fighting crimes with the power of song

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For sale- issue: injured

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okay kids, what does the australia flag look like?

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Yes Skyrim

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How... Someone better have been reprimanded.

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Guess someone doesn’t want you to feel safe there.

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This fucking toilet seat cover

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russian mine clearing robot destroyed by a mine

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No need to ask another person boss, trust me.

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why this is for a school yur

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primary school book from Bangladesh

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Saw this at my workplace today

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Even more things are going wireless, even Benches!

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No cap needed

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His only job took out 5 jobs.

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Ah yes, I would like Satan for Christmas

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It says it right there!

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Labeled the watermelons, boss

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Spotted at the Intel Museum

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I think you‘re doing it right.

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I was told you’ll appreciate this.

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Just, why?

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okay class the first period is....

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I dunno, something tells me he’s going to suck at it.

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The whole neighborhood was like this

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