Don't mind me...just getting prepared for the most exciting day in the history of sports 😁. Also...seeking a caddy who can keep my shaft and balls clean..and provide me holes to practice on. ⛳5yr ⋅ master__LD ⋅ r/ondww
When Your Kids Think It Is Funny To Push Daddy Into The Pool When He Is NOT Wearing A Swimsuit...3yr ⋅ MooreIsLaw ⋅ r/ondww
I have plenty of cardigans to choose from when you come over. Let’s cardigan cuddle!!!1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
You are cordially invited to the sweater party! (Sweaters only, please)1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Most of my life, I've been very self conscious of my curve. I don't often take pics of this angle for that reason. I've had people tell me it looks broken.5yr ⋅ master__LD ⋅ r/ondww
The neighbours complain about the noises above But she only comes when she's on top3yr ⋅ StrangerRex ⋅ r/ondww
If you find a shamrock, don’t forget to keep it in a special place for many joys and pleasures.1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Public, private and secret. Get in my bed and we can get super duper secret 😉5yr ⋅ master__LD ⋅ r/ondww
When someone asks me if my beard makes me hot in the summer, I reply it makes me hot all year long.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I’m so excited for the new mod team additions that my pants flew off!1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
I thought long and hard about my Halloween costume and chose to dress up as a premature ejaculation. I’ll be the guy who just came in his pants.3yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
This cookbook is loaded with cream-filled pastries to make. Wanna be my baking buddy?2yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
Studies suggest that less clothing leads to more productivity. Let’s bang out your to-do list together.1yr ⋅ cinnabonxtrafrosting ⋅ r/ondww
When you have to work late but start browsing Reddit, not much work gets done.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
