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With Gregg in the director's chair you can immediately see the marks of an auteur. Note the subtle Dutch angle that foreshadows Decker's descent into the mad world of Dracula. Gregg's style is a true homage to the German expressionists that clearly influenced his modern take on Nosferatu (1922, 94m)

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This trilogy makes no sense

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Mark Porks in new Film Babboon?

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Behind every Neil Hamburger cough is a movie factoid struggling to get out.

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the ORIGINAL movie review show

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Happy Chinese New Year 🧧 year of the RAT 🐀

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I trust Dr. Silver 100%! Silver-heads, represent

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James Dean???

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Did one of you fine folks make this poster for The Trial? Or do you happen to know who did?

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Decided to check out Tim Robinson's show I Think You Should Leave and recognized the man who let Tim get away with killing 19 teens

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I genuinely think the Ray Liotta stand-in is one of the best parts of the Jaws special. His facial expressions and antagonizing of Tim the entire time are straight up comedic genius, I cry laughing anytime he’s on screen.

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Don't trust science trust your own wisdom that's the real science - Albert Einstein

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No one got my comment:(

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Giving them their flowers, the world’s best actor throughout the years!

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Spellbinding performance from Mr Amato

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I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this. I don’t even have a joke to make, this is just insane

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Everything reminds me of him. Will never hop in front of a bus in remembrance of Marc RIP

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The Kington Movie! At last!

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ROASTME Feeling HEI, nothing can bring me down. I get lied to every day. Do your worst.

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ATTENTION: Movie Fans! ALERT: Deck of Cards Runtime Tampering!

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according to AI: a man in a vest and tie smiling, a colorized photo, inspired by Fred Mitchell, small blond goatee, in 2 0 1 8, movie still of a tired, attractive magician man, giving an interview, dressed like jesus christ, rainn wilson, slight evil smile, slicked back hair, idol, cocky

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Beetlejuice Hog Shot

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My Solution to the Current Joey/Gregg Rating Drama

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It's why when yoru'e smart You Just. Stick. To. Movies

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Ran across this old quote from one of The Masters. Seems more relevant than ever:

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LaRue

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What would Guy have to say about HEI Noon Chili Saloon?

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What do you hear when looking at this picture?

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Welcome home Mark Porsche!

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stock photo from electric sun pre-prep

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I was watching Fox News waiting for Tucker to tell me the truth about Biden when I saw that the guy from Whaleman was on

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Oscer needs to add an award for best animal performance!

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I think this needs to be thoroughly investigated. It seems Grag was in to some bad business

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Hobbit Heads ( ° ʖ °)

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Cinema Fact! Daniel Radcliffe suffered from alcoholism during the Harry Potter years: I can point to many scenes where [I’m] Dead behind the eyes.”

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Come one come all!

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Perverted Sicko Gregg Turkington Leaving His VHS Porn on the Streets for Children to Find. Disgusting!

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Axiom Drops A Truth Bomb!!

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Holy Shit Guys I Caught G. Amato in the wild.

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Cancel the show

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We live in a society where we never got an Arthur 3 starring Dudley Moore

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tfw someone calls you an employee of QwikBite

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rate my budget version of the vfa mobile please!

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Tim’s Take on Summer Movie Apparell

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🎟️🍿🍾

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(Tim Orchestrated) Anti-VFA Protest in the Philippines

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Use your mind like Roy LaRue

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and it's a really elegant solution, I think a lot of people are gonna start doing this.

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After a long, heated debate between the mods, we have come to the consensus to enable pictures and gifs in the comment sections.

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Netflix understands the importance of runtime

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“Here’s your definitive proof, Tim Heidecker.”

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I’vebeen seeing a lot of people saying that Tim never truly cared adout Tom Cruise Jr. IS THIS THE FACE OF SOMEONE WHO DOESN’T CARE?!

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I Photoshop Tim and Gregg into Popcorn Classics until Deck of Cards is Released (09/02/22): Day 51

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Joseph Estevez (From: Werewolf [1997, 99 min])

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A nice little tip of the cap to the master codebreaker during a Calgary Flames game.

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Who ya callin’ pissed?! I only had a couple drinks.

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Let's give it up for Deck of Card's Hair and Makeup Department! I was shocked when I found it out that Einstein was Mark; surely Oscar will be impressed as well

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Saw this propaganda at my local eatery. Officially lost my business.

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Is Gregg even qualified to run a Hollywood movie buff tour when he can't even recognize he had a celebrity movie star in his flock? 3 rows back in the middle, the star from Hole (2014, Runtime 11 minutes - Part of the Bedtime Stories short films)

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Aubrey Hepbern Hog Shot

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Putting a little 'Bubbly for Buffs' on ice. This Toast of Tinseltown reserve is delicious paired with with hot buttered popcorn.

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We haven’t had a Joey’s Take in weeks. Let’s get back to talking about what matters. Movies.

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Should I drink this? If it belongs to Tim I'll live forever, but if it belongs to Matt Newman I'll die today. Worth the gamble?

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Wendy Kirby is a star, and cannot be sullied.

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A new Ghostbusters movie coming out tonight means...? More MUNCHER!

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She’s duplicitous!

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Garfieldheads get ready for Oscar gold!

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Cinema Fact! Robert Downey Jr first smoked marijuana at age 6!

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Video games are kind of the future. Instead of movies and bullshit, wasting, you know, going to see fuckin’ Fast and Furious when you can play those fuckin’ games.

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Farewell VFA!

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true gourmands know what pairs best with a good movie

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Gregg

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Real buffs know what an absolute STEAL I just found at this vintage store in Delaware

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This just showed up in my Twitter feed under the “Fashion Models” topic

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Who is this chump? #NotMyDrSan

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Some people just don’t understand a film archive when they see it.

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My partner got me. She got me good.

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Pop up some popcorn! Get up! Get your ass on board!

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Love to see Tim and Ye promoting good christian values together

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Official Statement from Tim Newman Regarding the 7th Annual Oscer Special

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The new “Hey Guys” YouTube channel is back under Gregg’s control!

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It's just theft at this point...

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Hey Muncher-heads: have you pre-ordered your tickets for the Big Day? Where are you going to sit?

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You don’t even have to go to the cinema anymore.

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Throwback to when the VFA was under Greggs ownership. May it someday fall back into his hands.

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“I’m just tryin to get some sleep” - Mark Porch as Elvis as Tom Hanks in the hit film, Sleepless in Seattle (1993)

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I’m sure the Peter Jackson coin is coming very soon! Hobbit heads rejoice!

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That awkward moment when your co-host commits mass murder

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Target ($TGT) up $8 since Joe Estavez aka Mr Money upgraded it to a hard buy on Oscer night. “Buy low, sell high.”

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$HEI 2023 - DONT GET LEFT IN THE LERCH!

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King of movies or king of the guys who dress like they slept in a fucking dumpster for their big night?

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Is it just me or does anyone else out there REALLY relate to these two guys?

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“They’ve embarrassed, and they’ve humiliated me, in front of millions of people...”

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Larue Returning?

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Finally we get film expertise from a Professional who treats the show with Respect! Not some bum who just crawled out of a dumpster.

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When Michael Scott stepped down on The Office, how great would this version have been as a replacement?

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HEI network subscribers waiting for the release of Babooens

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Bag rating and movie runtimes.

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If only we had a caring doctor who could help the guys

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We still doing Bog Shots?

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What's the problem? All I see are five baggers

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Gregg leaving On Cinema? (has he been captured by terrorists? or is this real?)

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All Hail The Popcorn Party

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Hey guys!

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HEI Network proposes $500bn project to launch Space Screens. Orbital screens that will allow for 24/7 movie screenings.

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He’s no Tom Cruse but look at his impressive hog..

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Anyone wanting to go as Tim for Halloween this could work well.

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Mobilized VFA - Release the Turkington cut or else!

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Hey Guys!

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Just little tip of the hat to Season 8 of On Cinema at the Cinema (2016, 121 minutes) and No Country for Old Men (2007, 122 minutes)

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“Sounds like W.C. Fields”

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Found some great Mark Probsht merch at a flea market but I’m not sure it’s official or bootleg.

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“Godfrey Daniels!” Lincoln,NE

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And?

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I asked Gregg Turkington about his 2020 Oscar predictions

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Review of The Hobbit

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What kind of shirt is this that Gregg regularly wears?

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Axiom doing big things with Tom Cruise Sr.

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He is the light at the back of the theatre projecting the movie of life on to the silver screen of destiny. He is: Mister Movies

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Tim favorite hog sot (warning: funny)

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Confirmed, Beau is Afraid is a popcorn classic!

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Gregg Turkington is so unprofessional for walking off set without rating Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

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Never before seen hog shot #15: Atlantis morisette

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Tim looking like he slept in a trashcan last night

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I legitimately thought this was a still from a Decker episode

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Holy trinity

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Z isn't gonna win. There have been 11 pictures that won that started with A.

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G is still a top earner?

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Congrats to budding star Wendy Kirby for her amazing performance during such a tragic event! “The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all” - Mulan (88 mins)

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MFW I'm struggling to maintain my professionalism in the face of rampant insubordination

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Throwback to one of the most agreed upon greatest moments in Oscer special history! Only 8 days left!

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My two most prized vhs tapes.

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This commercial is living rent free in my head and I love it

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$500 is a bargain, but I’m wondering how many HEI points he would accept for this treasure?

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fun little walpaper for buffs

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5 MORE DAYS!!!!

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X Æ A-12 all grown up

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6 Bagger

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I got to meet Mister Movies

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Nice to see a tip of the hat to Gregg in this 5 bag classic!

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First rating of season 12 and it’s 5 bags. Fuck yeah!

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If only Paul Driver was alive to see, or even co-star, in this!

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This almost got too hot for me!

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Mark 'If I Can't See It, It ain't Happenin' Porkchse -- I am appalled at his remarks about climate change

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