Would love to see a Property Brothers franchise with Alec, Billy and Daniel Baldwin as the Property Bros.

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The snake and the rat

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Shame on you Huge Grant

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How do I inform Best Buy that they’re carrying bootlegged merchandise? Not a security seal in sight.

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Whether you call him Mister Movies or Agent Kington, he is Gregg Turkington our Movie Expert. 1 like=Hey guys! 1 comment=It's movie time!

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My 'Deck Of Cards' VHS tape arrived busted :(

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Reddit is asking the one question that will divide Timheads from Greggheads

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Forgotten but not Gone

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A Welcome addition to the plaent of the apes franchse

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They don't make movies like old Hollywood anymore.

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We knew it was coming eventually.

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...that I can communicate with Angels, that Angels are involved with my life, I can go beyond the gates of heaven for periods of time...

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Would give up my life savings to get this kind of education

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Me and My Wife After We Cashed In Our $HEI Points. They Really Work!

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No hog shots of Alex Baldwin. He will attack

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Wow I just found a Mark Porch puppet!!!

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Let’s all pray for Tim’s health and never foget the great work of Shine Demtal.

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The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

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Here's a drawing I made of everyone's favorite code-breaking film buff!

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LaRoux has been XPOSED as a fraud!

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Happy Presidents Day! To honor this occasion, here's my drawing of the greatest president, Jason Davidson.

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Joe Estevez appreciation post

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“What the heck’s a hot, what’s a hot and hard?”

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This one’s for the BUFFS!

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A touching tribute to a popcorn classic. It has a hell theme.

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He's fine. - Gregg Turkington

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Gregg Now > Hei Network

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You do a chili cart? At a wedding? That’s somethin’ you do?

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Someone needs to tell Tim the woke left is out of control!! We need movies like ton cruise!

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My reaction when asked if I want to watch some Bond movie

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At a wedding and there’s a popcorn bar

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Joker Hogshoshot (Batman 1989, 126 Minutes)

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Sigh... okay, which one of you made this?

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Straight out of On Cinema

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i STILL believe there’s a martian... sitting on top of the world ✊🕊️🌎

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If they need a poster for the LEGENDARY Baboon/Pep Boys movie, I’ve done one for them.

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Soultaker (1990, 94 mins) - Joe only had two of these left and one was STOLEN

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viva el oscer!

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Award for the biggest film buff!!

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CEDE THIS SEAT!!

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Gregg Is Cancelled.

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for the stooge heads

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Life imitates art

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what was your favorite game growing up?

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I can confidently tell you Casablancas runtime

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Fuck you Mike Huckabee

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BREAKING NEWS: “Arthur” (97 minutes) star Dudley Moore to appear in Deck of Cards!! What a pleasant surprise from Gregg

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Constant Lies

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RIP Matt

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Oscer Fever lyrics - FREE

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Minions (91 minutes) spotted in On Cinema After party

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Larue on Reno 911

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There is no preview of Arthur. There is only Arthur today.

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who wanted dekkar back, who?!

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The medical establishment tried to murder Tim because Grain Water was about to make modern medicine obsolete and put them out of business???

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Double the expertise, none of the murder

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I did not see Sully. -Gregg Turkington

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Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny To Be The Best movie in the franchise

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God, this burn was so good.

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Don’t forget to thank Mr. G Amato for everything he has blessed us with when you’re doing your evening prayr!

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A true expert would have mentioned runtime and have his collection properly catalogued

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Christmas is sneaking up on us, and many of us don't make enough money to buy fancy gifts. Black and white copies are only 10 cents at the library. Give your kids this fun maze, it's like a real life video game.

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An actual product sold at Target in the 90’s, courtesy of the Found Footage Festival on YouTube.

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Hoo-hah!

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Conehead (1993, 128mins) Gregg

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Best entrance ever

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What the hell does this guy even do?

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BREAKING NEWS: KAILI AMATO MISSING! WHY IS THIS BEING COVERED UP BY MAINSTREAM MEDIA?

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(meta) Favorite running bit? Mine is Tim being incapable of listening to Joe speak, as if when Joe opens his mouth it's like the Orb of Confusion from Spongebob

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is vhs an obsolete media format? is tim right?

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Will Smith has a serious case of Oscar Fever

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If Theodore Rex (1996, 92 min) was even just three minutes shorter, it wouldn’t be a popcorn classic. That just comes to show the precision they were working with to achieve perfection.

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Its great that they are still making these kinds of movies

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I Photoshop Tim and Gregg into Popcorn Classics until Deck of Cards is Released: Day 23

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POV: You've just been on a date with Gregg and he invites you back to his place

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Some 'behinds the scenes' trivia for you movie buffs.

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“Now nothing would give me more pleasure and more joy than to honorably wear your skin on my face” - Tim addressing the finalists of his skin transplant sweepstakes

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Movies are not that important.

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Cody Kerby stole the show and my heart <3

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I give this picture of a young Gregg Turkington interviewing Henry Rollins 5 Bags of Popcorn and maybe a little hammer to represent the 'Do-It-Yourself' attitude of his band Black Flag

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Mobile VFA rises like a Phenix from the ashes

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Would love to get this signed by Joey P

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Petition to update sub banner

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Joey Patron Is A Disrespectful (RUDE) HotHead

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Axiom spotted with MLB legend Johnny “Caveman” Damon

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Addressing blazergate

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Crocodile Dundee star Danny McBride knows there is only one food companion to movies

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Immortality unlocked!!!! Thank you mr hanks

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Please help me improve my alignment chart

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my favorite scene in decker vs hawaii

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It’s Oscar Time!

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hey guys! here’s an on cinema painting i made as a birthday present

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Hollywood bad boy sighting at the cinema

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Can you believe the bar was just playing this popcorn classic for free last night? Not VHS unfortunately.

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Mr President, I told you to do 3 things - close the borders from foreign immigrants, follow the constitution, and use our strategy to defeat terrorism at all cost. You failed on all three fronts

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Deckers Cafe in Okinawa, Japan. Maybe opened by Ayaka as a tip of the hat to her ex-husband?

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Are you Team DC or Team Mar Vell?

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Any GreggGizzHeads out there?

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So proud of Manuel! That police officer is a rat just like Rosetti.

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Livin’ that HEI life

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A nice tip of the top hat to Depp's Dark Wanka from one of the greatest FOREVER YOUNG men of our generation

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HEI housekeeping and good news 🎉

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Did you know???

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A drawing that I made of the true MVP of this year's (and every year's) Oscar Special

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When will the 2024 lineup drop?

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No one has let Tim down more than, the disgraced, Joe S. T. Vez

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR JACKSON

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Movies are back...thanks for the exclusive!!!

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The king has spokne!

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A shot of Hoggle. I would appreciate it if nobody calls it a Hoggleshot, this is strictly movie related.

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Ant Man (2015, 118 minutes) - The tension in this unforgettable scene is plapable, as Hollywood's Gregg Turkington blows the World's Sexiest Man completely off the screen as Dale, the cool boss we all wish we had. This is the kind of movie magic that only happens once a generation.

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Have the Delgados been secretly in control this whole time?

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A VHS Timheads can get behind

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Must be that time of year again...

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It’s official. Daniel Creg to star as Decker in the next “decker” movie. Tom hidecker hands torch to Dan creg, now that he quit from bond because it STANK

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Upvote this so when anyone searches Fuck this guy this pic comes up as fuck this guy

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Remember him? He saved countless lives from carbon monoxide poisoning and gave up his own hand for Tim. Our man was framed. #FuckToni

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Gene Hackerman (The Net, 115m) is happy, healthy, and HEI!

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Installed a sign on the highway just to remind people that the devil isn't the only one out there sinning.

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Prayrs for Matt

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it’s twice as good as the third one, which was twice as good as the second, which was twice as good as the original

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My local tv channel confirmed for film buffs

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tim freeman, peter jacks and ian mklellen behind the scenes hobshot

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I got a laser printer and now I can step up my OC crafting game 🤩

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Saw everyone’s favorite film buff today and had him sign a certified 5-bagger. Will exchange for 2.5 million HEI points OBO.

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John Wanye HOG SHOT

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Is this Agent Jack Decker’s best look?

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Looks like Mark Porch is vegan now and has tattoo to prove it. Probably some buzz marketing deal for Baboons.

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I Photoshop Tim and Gregg into Popcorn Classics until Deck of Cards is Released: Day 33

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YOUR SON IS IN HELL DELGADO!!!

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It's movie time!

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Just ask Mark what’s next for Manuel...

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hoping all the traditional medical doctors see the light and allow manwell to get WELL with GRAIN WATER

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Does anyone know how the my kept Tom Cruise Jr. crying the entire episode?

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Famous Acquittals

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Our Very Own /u/andacottoncandy Got a Special Thanks!!

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The Only Pep Boys that matter to me

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I Photoshop Tim and Gregg into Popcorn Classics until Deck of Cards is Released (09/02/22): Day 48

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P3K NFTs available for 50% off! This offer won't last for long!

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Do you want your brains splattered on the desk or are you gonna call that CIA guy?

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Finally, a film for movie buffs, by THE movie buff

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Amatconm Stream in Philly

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Toni might be in witness protection now

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With Gregg in the director's chair you can immediately see the marks of an auteur. Note the subtle Dutch angle that foreshadows Decker's descent into the mad world of Dracula. Gregg's style is a true homage to the German expressionists that clearly influenced his modern take on Nosferatu (1922, 94m)

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This trilogy makes no sense

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Huge upset in the Dekkar community, but huge win for Corwinheads.

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Mark Porks in new Film Babboon?

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Behind every Neil Hamburger cough is a movie factoid struggling to get out.

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