Met my 99% okcupid match almost 2.5 years ago and got married yesterday

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Always...

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My married sister asked what online dating is like.. sent her this

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Dating profile made with Google autocomplete. (Found in an Imgur meme dump, thought you guys might enjoy)

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Why do people try to be so mean?

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I sent a message, I hope it is well-received

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Trying to overcome mental hurdles while dating

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Online dating in a nutshell

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There's plenty of fish in the sea. Fish in the sea:

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Christmas gift

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One must prove to be resourceful to date during this quarantine

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Expectations vs reality

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And I meant it. I really did respect and appreciate her honesty.

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Alright, which one of you evil spectacular monsters did this?

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Well, I guess that answers that!

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All the red flag and how have your priorities changed topics that constantly pop up.

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I'm having way too much fun answering questions on here.

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After I didn't reply to his request to cuckhold him. He's in law school, in case you can't tell...

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Pain

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Some problems won't be solved

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Gotta Work

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Just why even bother, who falls for these scam? Not even a week of talking to this guy and he throws this out there.

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Would you ideally like to be married within the next 3 years?

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That is quite the rant.

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Just another Sunday night with the cat

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How do you feel about recycling?

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When your 4th husband disappears under suspicious circumstances

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This confirms you people are aliens

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me opening up to someone

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I would message this person.

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Truth #107

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People who do this - why? Do you still get matches?

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How do you feel about what's on the inside?

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When she's got dating goals...

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Wait, you want to spend the WHOLE weekend together?

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Winning combo in Nashville, Tennessee

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[meta] You people and your goddamn golden retrievers

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For everyone involved, this is probably the best choice.

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I’m in Love

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Hot

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“You’ll find the right one, don’t stress about it”

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You Haven’t Even Seen My Final Form (Alone)

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*Marie-Eve disliked that*

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When my gf says It's okay, you can trust me but I've been in so many dysfunctional relationships I forget how to love

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I’ve had my OkCupid account for 14 years, but I finally found my perfect match. Sealed the deal last week. Don’t lose hope!

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I've seen this conversation in here many times.

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Lol, yep :)

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#2 May Help Some People Around Here

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Hmmmm

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I need my Santa .. where the hell you been?

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Stay in your lane, damn

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Bender has the right idea

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Good morning denizens of OkCupid

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Existential Crisis Based Flirting - Go!

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Finally got a match and this is how it went. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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Pain

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Yikes dude.

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Don’t do this.

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Facts.

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C’mon Man

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[Success Story] Three years together and I finally got to marry this awesome woman

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God works in mysterious ways

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Damn don't call me out

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How do you feel about building a wall?

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Oh yeah, put it in my heart

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Welcome to OKCupid

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How do you feel about social media?

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I’m clearing out space in my iCloud and I came across this old OkCupid message screenshot. I’m pretty proud of my response here...

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Preferences?

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“Am I right tho?”

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Damn Lizzie that's cold

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I am literally in tears

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People who put this in their Bio, and only this...Thanks.

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Conversation starters when dating in your 30's be like

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I’m heartbroken. He blocked me after only one message! 🤯

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Cleaning Out the Ol' Inbox...

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Dating advice be like...

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Miss Independent

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7 truths

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First date chemistry ♥️

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When you put a lot of work into your profile but only get lame messages from creepy old guys.

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For some of us, OKC is less than friendly.

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Trying to avoid catfishing or fishing for nudes?

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Everyone has fun on a pizza date

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Worst opening message EVER

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What to do with your $2 cockroach

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Platonic Relationships

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I didn’t need OKCupid to tell me that

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Just came across this profile, and I’m at a loss. Laziest catfish ever can’t even be bothered to crop his own screenshot!

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Really makes you think

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I don’t think adding photos of me smoking weed and masturbating are going to do me any favors.

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Hmmm

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At least no time was wasted

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[Image] A healthier perspective

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Got stood up for a date today.

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Some good dating advice - Always smell good

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When a guy's only profile pic is a photo of a tree (yes, I'm at it again)

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Two things are infinite.

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Always read the profile

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I don't understand this at all...

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Just keep swimming

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[Yoda Tuesday] God you miss her but don't do it

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bro what?

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Translation: I am extremely boring, also please have money

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Why, OkC? Why was this person recommended just for me? (what you see is the entire profile)

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OKCupid not even pretending anymore. Outright admitting they won't show your profile to popular users unless you pay $30/month.

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Her profile said she only accepts sexts in iambic pentameter. I couldn't help myself...

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My first time being on a dating since 5 years of dating my ex hopefully this is a great picture what do you guys think?

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OkCupid racial dating preferences

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Hello there.

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Doing Covid public health work here...

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3.5 years after meeting on OkCupid - moving to a different country to be with him and now am settled. Thanks OkCupid - best thing to ever happen to me 😍💕

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Curved

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This girl is over it. [x-post r/trollxchromosomes]

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Got more likes in two days in OkCupid than all the other dating apps combined in my entire life. I am a man living in Germany btw

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Males on r/okcupid

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Too soon girl

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How quickly I recognize when someone is flirting with me

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Hahahahaha damn scammers

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sexting after 30

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Online dating in a nutshell

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how do you feel about healthy relationship standards?

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He

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Trust Issues

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My kinda love story

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The literal fuck?

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I think Okcupid is trying to say something here

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My relationship flowchart right now

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It doesn't count if it isn't them.

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We have seen man holding fish but what about

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The girl I matched a few days ago -- 'I don't rly care about the global pandemic, do u?'

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Can You Check?

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When anxious about dating.

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Save a condom, date a vampire

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Me on my way to the Philippines after matching with 50 girls from there.

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Do you think I’ll hear from him again?

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Priorities

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This is me after I use a Boost

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You miss 120% of the shots you don't take

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Maybe I was too harsh...

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What men really want...

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Ok then...

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