I buy books so I can learn magic so I can manifest wealth to buy more books ♻️

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Be not afraid.

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Bottom

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Stonks

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I go back and forth. There's a season for everything.

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Hot take

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Date night

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Thanks guys

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I'm an occultist alright.

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happy monday

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in a nutshell

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Would he be considered kosher?

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It's hard having christian parents

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Is this a curse?

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Are ya winning?

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infernal

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Seriously though

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We all know someone like this.

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Say, uh... Why is your cubicle circular?

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Truly ahead of his time...

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Oddly motivational

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Is this a curse?

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Thoth Pockets

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When a neophyte astral travels for the first time

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Shadow Work w/Mr C.

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Yasss 🕯️💦😜👅

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You can't buy tarot cards for yourself, they have to be a gift, or else a demon will eat your dog.

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Metaphoric interpretation of the Bible gets me hard.

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Do cats really ward off evil spirits?

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You know it’s true...

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How can you sleep while a demon pretends to be God?

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We all have that friend.

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😹

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I guess it’s an AI then?? 😰

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No. You're wrong.

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When the rabbit hole gets alittle too deep

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Required Neophyte Reading

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Right in the poor magician's heart

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I Hope Everyone Here Enjoys Bait

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Wait... What else is real?!

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Lil Nas X, the Grimoire Occultist

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Spirit keeping

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My thoughts as a chaos magician. (OC)

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Which way western man?

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A depressing feeling of insanity

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Can anyone confirm?

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Alibaster Cowley is kinda overrated

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Magusitis

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Applying the starter pack to the advanced pack

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Life will never be the same 😩

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Be not afraid! Of this biblically accurate angel marble.

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Archetypes, man!

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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad

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True with my decks lol

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How... interesting...

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For real tho...

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speaking from personal experience

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🖤

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When you start reading those books that never made it into the canonical Bible...

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New age witchcraft

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Armchair occultists be like...

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I made a meme y’all

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too true

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Whatcha think?

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I'm sorry it's from insta, means it's probably r/occuletmemes from 3mos ago.

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When an evangelical accidentally gets it.

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When you recognize Enochian spoken in a horror movie

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Light and dark is where the real action is

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It do be like that sometimes

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Mem e

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The Great Mother, Kali, wishes you a positively destructive new year! ⚔⚔⚔⚔

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Good Guy Lucifer

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Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

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Flexin' on da(at) haters

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But the covers of my books look pretty fucking awesome...

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Shots fired at me, I'm a heathen

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On the subject of Gods

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The demons without are rarely as bad as the ones within

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Gotta make you understand

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When someone has a God complex.

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based on real events

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You'll be projecting in no time!

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They don’t think it be like it is, but it do.

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Tfw true enlightenment hits

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Omg...Karen fell down the stairs?! NO WAY!

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For real.

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How do I summon K*ng Pa*mon to do my homework for me?

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Posers.

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Noah wtf

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I posted this in r/virginvschad awhile ago and I thought you folks might like it

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this may be the wrong community for this but in my mind this belongs here

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hmmm

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It is how it is (repost from IG)

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I decided to be brave too.

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Soon is, that time of a new year, a new you.

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They just don't make occultists like they used to (originally posted at t.me/johndeesdankmemes).

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TIL atheists do spellwork for our dark lord 🙏🖤

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Tell it to the masses... or maybe they aren't ready

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I made this while drunk I think it's funny

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👍🏿😿

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The orginal version of this meme wasn't gay enough for me... this is now an accurate depiction of my life 🤣

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When every Crystal Magic book expects you to have an encyclopedic memory

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I wanna learn more tech magick

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In plain sight..

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Hot take, I prefer r/OccultMemes to r/Occult

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😌

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This

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The origins of chaos magick

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yuck

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That awkward moment when

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took me ten years after my Kundalini Awakening to return to normal society

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Angel Wish by me

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Said it before and I'll say it again: The internet is sentient

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Blarghhgh

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Kinda related... if you used any of it... 😬

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Hehe

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When you recognize Enochian spoken in a horror movie

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When a Freemason tries teaching you occult secrets

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When the planets align and the synchronicities hit hard

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It’s an occult thing

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When magick gets dangerous

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MAKE IT STOP

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What if you wanted to go to heaven but God said:

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When you're trying to meditate and you can't stop thinking.

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Seems legit.

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Proof

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we all know how this ends

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Fuck divine hierarchy, all my homies hate divine hierarchy

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I just hope all teams have fun

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New year, new book, new magic

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True, true...

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No longer just friends

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It’s a joke. Don’t take it *too* seriously

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I did not sign up for this

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This is how hauntings start

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Damn good spell!

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This should work.

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Found this in a Telegram channel, thought y'all would get a giggle out of it

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The Pattern repeats across different realms of endeavor

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They don’t know me

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So you make the bread a god man, and the wine his blood?

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I mean I suppose it depends on the type of cheese...

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That's how it be

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Pharmakeia

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Abrahamic Religious Debate vs Occultist Religious Debate

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Spiritual awakening

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non-occultists love defending the matrix

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