saw this on my Instagram reels today. I personally think this is entirely plausible, but it was liked by almost 7,000 people.. what do you think?1yr ⋅ -Macha-Tea- ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
first off, this post is possibly a satire piece, since it is made my skweezy jibbs, a guy that plays a character online for fun. Secondly, this is made by skweezy jibbs so everything he says is a fact.1yr ⋅ no-useausername ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Oh yes, because there have been zero cases in which people did stupid things because of the Corona Virus..4yr ⋅ gigimooshi2 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Sure thousands of kids went, but they obviously don’t know how to internet1mo ⋅ WeevilsRcool ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
No way a child or teen would respect their friend's pronouns and would want to make them happy by using the correct ones4yr ⋅ MemeTeen69 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because humans never make fun in an uncomfortable situation. Also, if they are a furry obviously they always lie.5yr ⋅ Alchy-mist ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
The fact people can't believe a 5 year old did this means we need universal pre-K2yr ⋅ PM_ME_KITTYNIPPLES ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
No chance that middle schoolers didn’t have a serious relationship6yr ⋅ Thomashuitfeldt7 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
6-year-olds can't know about the Wright Brothers or be considerate apparently2yr ⋅ Caffeinatrix ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Imagine calling bull on a story where incontrovertible video evidence is part of the story5yr ⋅ TimeViking ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
8 y/o's can't find parallels between two things and have apparently not heard about Climate Change at school?2yr ⋅ qtjedigrl ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Apparently if you're a child, you can't win fights. I'd like to call bs because I've known someone who got into fights around the same age as the daughter here.1yr ⋅ Dora_Queen ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
I just couldn't hold my tongue anymore. Why do these people assume that children are stupid until they magically gain a brain at 18?4yr ⋅ buffetofdicks ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
I have memory problems and I've done, basically, this exact shit MULTIPLE times. Not unbelievable.5yr ⋅ Crilbyte ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Kids can't understand when a parent is stressed and express love1yr ⋅ BlaringAirtime ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because people are always crashing their new Porsche for internet points2yr ⋅ bracken-pajamas ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because people with chronic medical conditions never stand up for themselves, and definitely not articulately.1yr ⋅ SoldMySoulForHairDye ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because children are never aware of their surroundings or charitable (repost to censor username)5yr ⋅ darjella ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Apparently a centipede couldn't make an egg sac in a cup or something.1yr ⋅ YourPainTastesGood ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because kids apparently cant play Stardew Valley with their mothers help (my original post)5yr ⋅ kimmyKat ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
So figuring out porn and promiscuity at a young age never happens‽4yr ⋅ susannahmio82 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Why is this unbelievable at all? I can absolutely see my own mother saying a quip like this.5yr ⋅ Shinsync ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Definitely a plausible interaction. Very British humour1yr ⋅ BreakableDeveloper ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
There's plenty of dogs that do this. It's pretty normal for domesticated animals to follow the neatness of the humans around them2yr ⋅ HighlyIncapableStork ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
right cause no one speaks three languages, that would be crazy 🙄8mo ⋅ I_Might_Exist1 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Of all the fake stories I’ve read on this site I’m not understanding what seems so fake about this one2yr ⋅ Meeeooowwwwwww ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Although unlikely, this is definitely possible. 13 yo aren’t as dumb as you’d think.4yr ⋅ mcnuggetbucket52 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Sperm doesn't happen? I've got swabbable sperm cultures in my mouth like every day!1yr ⋅ yesbutactuallyno17 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
That's definitely what an 8th grade student would say1yr ⋅ shimmeringwealth_37 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because shitty people don’t exist and nothing sad happens5yr ⋅ OrangestoLemons ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Kids are stupid. I repeat in case you'll forget again, KIDS ARE FUCKING STUPID.2yr ⋅ BluShytheBlueShyGuy ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because kids don't imitate what they see on TV and try to use it irl.3yr ⋅ StigmaticGlitch ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
It’s extremely common for the women to not fight each other nowadays and to blame the man for putting them in that situation.4yr ⋅ taylormeme ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because people always check the charge and cashiers or even people never hate service members4yr ⋅ nbowers578331 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
It doesn't sound that unreasonable that her mom wouldn't mind11mo ⋅ AzaleaMalani ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
All parents are reasonable people and no one has ever been convicted for a crime. Noted.4yr ⋅ SgtStone96 ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Same sex couples never go out drinking or meet homophobes5yr ⋅ BadgersForChange ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because children can’t know that they feel like a boy. I guess?4mo ⋅ breakcharacter ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because the last thing a teenager would do is make/laugh at an immature joke /s5yr ⋅ Louisfroor ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
Because children aren't empathetic towards animals. (sorry if this was already posted)3yr ⋅ GeesusTakeTheWheel ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
OP doubles down in the comments that 3 year olds don’t talk like that! Story says 3 year old used the word “celebrate” twice.1yr ⋅ El_Capitoon ⋅ r/nothingeverhappens
