Because children never think about the future

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Kids never repeat phrases

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Does anyone else feel like the r/thatHappened subreddit is starting to be filled with stuff that are actually plausible:/

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I can honestly see this happening and I’m very excited to do this myself lol.

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The concept of a woman approaching a man is unheard of for this redditor.

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Because teachers never make jokes

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Kids can’t be sweet or use Google Translate.

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People never give positive feedback.

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Because shipping labels are never mixed up...

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Like this isn't a possible conversation

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People seriously underestimate how creepy people can be

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OP can’t fathom that a brother would defend his sister. I would. I’m good like that. I don’t tolerate that kind of hate. 🙄

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This planet has not, and will never experience anyone sleep talking

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“Straight, heterosexual men can’t get anorexia”

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I could imagine a 9 year old saying that

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People not wanting to be converted by hyper religious people at breakfast is highly unlikely

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Because she couldn't have taught him this like a good mother

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Is it seriously that hard to believe that two people went to a costume people where nobody knew who they were?

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Boomer gets mad at Panera sandwich

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I can totally see a little old lady doing this, is that just me?

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Cops visiting schools to give talks is pretty common, as are edgy high school kids

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After you just drew on someone while they are sleeping, of course they are gonna itch the area... How is that not believable?

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Because people can’t be sarcastic .

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Because America obviously isn't known for the horrific school shootings

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Teenagers never accidentally get pregnant

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this has happened to me before!

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Compliments don't exist in 2019

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Because no one is EVER overtly racist in America.

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No one’s ever taught an artist, to do art

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oh come on. the parents could easily have been telling their little girl this and she parroted it to someone else. this is entirely plausible.

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To be honest, this is probably a repost.

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This doesn't even need a title...

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Has this person never met a child?

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Why is it the other way around?

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Because 4th/5th graders don't hear jokes from other people and repeat them.

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This person has clearly never met drunk girls in the bathroom..

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Have these people ever met a child

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Because god forbid someone has a sense of humour

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Because children can’t show compassion

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Because all preschool teachers write perfect English

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because these people aren’t overworked at all

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Girls don’t compliment each other?

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Ah yes, because some random Gen Z kid is going to know what technology that hasn't been used since he was born looks like.

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yeah because no 2 year old can be obsessed with dinos and learn to say this word

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Because cashiers can't have a sense of humor.

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this was called incestuous

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Racism doesn't exist

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Ah yes, because Canada and Timmies have NOTHING to do with Hockey, so why on earth would people banter about it?

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Impossible for republicans to still enjoy Bud light 🙄

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Because it's impossible for a worker to make a joke

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I belive that any math professor would do the same and also share it online.

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Husbands aren’t concerned about their wives

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Has that sub never met/been a child?

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Definitely just lying for the pancake-making cred.

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This seems possible

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Because people never give a shit about neighbors, or drink, or have kids. Drums are also fake!

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Because doctors can't be fed up with health insurance companies

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Yes, because no one ever makes mistakes ever

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Kids never listen to adults talk about climate change

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12 year olds never make fart jokes

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Because children can’t repeat jokes to their friends

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If the parents have watched Hamilton around this kid, this is pretty believable. (They sing “I’m not throwing away my shot” like 10* in a song halfway through)

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Because people can’t make jokes

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Sounds entirely possible, some people are just dumb.

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Apparently it's impossible to make Star Wars puns during sex now...

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A 9 year old is intelligent enough to do this

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That feeling when you’ve never had a drug addicted parent

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Don't know if it has been posted before but I didn't find it. So yeah a mod closed a post because people wouldn't believe this post is real. It is unbelievable I'll give them that but still...

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People are too cynical these days

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“Because I know how every parrot acts.”

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Static electricity does not exist.

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Because teachers can’t possibly know references

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Idk, seems plausible

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Because you can’t see someone you know out

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Because people never blurt out random shit

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This comment on a funny story about two people who found out their partner was cheating on them with each other, and then they became friends.

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This is not at all unlikely and I've met people who've said very similar things.

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There’s no reason this couldn’t be true

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Even with photo evidence, they don’t believe. I can honestly say I would have done the same when I was a teenager.

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Because children can't.... pick up trash?

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because kids never ask questions, obviously

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Because kids are never stupid

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Unbelievable

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With the society we live in, not all that unbelievable

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9yos cant have feelings about a book apparently

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Children never repeat things they hear their parents say

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Adults with baby faces? Not in my universe.

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OP has never met an 8 year old who has read the encyclopedia start to finish, and certainly wasn't one.

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Because no one ever does weird things on the internet, and certainly never when they’re out of spite

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There’s absolutely no way you almost auditioned for a small fan-made film

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This guy has never been in contact with a toddler. They lie!

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kids never say the wrong thing

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Today I learned on r/wokekids that children don't play dress up with their parent's clothing

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Because a presumably young person can’t lift a “small, cheap, and lightweight” dryer better than an older man

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No chance that middle schoolers didn’t have a serious relationship

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Because no one looks at memes! (Reuploaded because of username rule)

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Children never banter with their mothers

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Because seven-year-olds have no vocabulary

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pregnant women are not allowed to speak

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Very helpful

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Because people dont try to protect each other from strangers

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2 year old kid drinking steak sauce? Unbelievable.

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Because people can’t hate trans rights

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Ah yes, this is what the bottoms of pizzas look like

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Because nobody goes to prison

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Because dogs don’t ever do dumb shit

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It's impossible for veterans from two different wars to bump into each other

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Someone has never heard of Dr. Marijuana Pepsi and her paper on “Distinctively Black Names”

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Because kids cannot just *not be racist*

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High people don’t say weird things!

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BeCaUsE aLl InTeRvIeWeRs ArE mEaN oLd MeN

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Could have been previously returned, second hand, or OP could have just.. turned them on to test them

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Ah yes no one ever puts a towel on before getting out of the shower

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People don't actually like puppies.

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Students are incapable of petty revenge

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Because schools don’t exist? (Resubmitted because I forgot to censor usernames)

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Because kids can't think something that he doesn't know very much about isn't real

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because children can't enjoy carnival masks apparently? how is this in any way unbelievable

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Because it's impossible to buy just a chicken at Costco

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Do obvious jokes qualify?

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Because it's impossible for TV clocks to line up

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Because an 11 year old could never be fooled by The Onion talking about a video game

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It's clearly a joke, come on

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No ones ever gotten pregnant if they didn’t want to

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listen here you little shit (reposted because name wasn't censored)

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Comment provides evidence, still gets downvoted

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This just in: 11 year olds can’t be aware of anything.

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Cause no one ever drew something and let it go off the rails

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No one would mistake a yellow pole for a yellow pole. How do they know this? Because: Real Life Experience.

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Becuase no one can order pizza to an address

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Kinks cant exist because sex isn’t real, amirite reddit?

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That subreddit

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Why is this so implausible?

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This really isn’t that unbelievable. I myself used to haul bottles of Nutella (at least 3) everywhere

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Because kids never act out

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Because someone can’t offer to pay

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it's a pretty basic pattern :/

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because people... don’t startle other people?

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Yes, all kids are 5-year-olds

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Nine year olds cannot memorize facts about the moon. Definitely not.

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Thank you! Was going to say this is pretty sarcastic...not That Happened.

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NOBODY makes mistakes, folks

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Yes, because major companies have errors happen all the time. Especially stolen fan art. 🙄

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