Nobody can ever get sick from a fast food restaurant.

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No one’s ever taught anyone piano

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What's so unbelievable about this?

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Because Couples Are Never Like This...

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Ah yes, because it is totally impossible to mistake two similarly sized and shaped items for each other

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6 leaf clovers can't possibly exist- staged!

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I’d probably bond over how weird the experience was? Might ask for his number if they got along.

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A child wanting to be a scientist with extremely bigot parents? Impossible!

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Nobody owns mobiles and nobody has ever messaged random numbers, nope never ever

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I just wanna read a good story

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Because cute shit like this doesn't happen

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Photoshop? Oh man I had to use gimp when I was twelve... No one ever cracks software

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Because no one has seen or read Harry Potter and cannot understand a reference

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Lol, its impossible for a teacher to not know slang.

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Because parents are NEVER assholes

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There’s literally a picture of it happening, but okay.

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Because children can’t know about Harry Potter

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Because kids never swear

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something that definitely could happen, never happened

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People are never preoccupied supervising children! (Side note: I once wandered away from home and was found in a cow pasture.)

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jumps on your back.

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This is perfectly believable too

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They even posted a photo of it happening!

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No one has ever watched or liked Harry Potter

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Because nobody EVER makes jokes about their sexuality

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Apparently animals need know fractions in order to...not eat all their food?

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Impossible to break the ice with one topic and then move on to something else...

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Kid says something mildly intelligent, nope didn't happen. Kid says something incredibly stupid, also didn't happen apparently

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pregnant women are not allowed to speak

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What is so unbelievable about this?

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Cause photographed proof doesn’t mean it happened.

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Never met a kid before.

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Saw this. Kids mimic what they see at school ALL the time.

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I could see a nice person doing this

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Thats a common thing that happens... dogs sensing cancer.

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When I told the OP I thought this was believable I got told to Get a life. Some people clearly haven't spent much time around kids.

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Or maybe... Just maybe... They recorded the video first and added the text later before posting it?? 🤡🤡🤡

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Sometimes it be your own darn sub

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Ah yes, I forgot teachers can't have a sense of humor!

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A vegan not wanting to drink real milk sounds pretty spot-on tbh

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Still weird how he thought abt that girl tho

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B-but kids are stupid, right?

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Nobody is ever a dick on the Internet....

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Bold of you to claim the picture was staged as well

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Parents can’t regret having kids

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Young kids are essentially parrots

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That’s right. Kids don’t watch Shrek or make up their own games.

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clear jokes dont exist

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Because Anti-Masker Conspiracy Nuts Don't Actually Exist Or Do This. They Don't Actually Mock People For Being Afraid of The Virus. No way.

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A married person has a sex life? Impossible.

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It's physically impossible for multiple photos to be taken at once.

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Because that isn't believable at all

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What’s outlandish about this?

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Cashiers don’t recognize frequent customers

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Yeah people being nice so is implausible

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Parents always know what their kid wants no matter what

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Title text here

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Thank you! Was going to say this is pretty sarcastic...not That Happened.

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I can see this happening. Why even lie about it?

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People even said in the comments that it smells like unseasoned steak sometimes

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Because kids never say stupid things

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Because most phone cameras don't flash once before the photo to get the scene in focus

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Nobody is ever racist

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I think OP never saw a four year old child before.

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Lost vape on the bed for a half hour

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five year old girls are all unaware they could grow up and own a plane, apparently

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Yes OP, a 12 year old can write something like this.

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because people can’t be tall and also a good person

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I can see this one happening

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They never said they thought it was alcohol? Also this does happen fairly often

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This has happened to so many people, myself included

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Everyone is dead inside, no one feels anything. (On a picture of a sleeping shetland sheep dog)

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Because the gynecologist couldn’t possibly have a son nearby that dates women.

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This shit. A 12 year old isn't an infant.

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This is kinda believable, nobody clapped too.

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Reupload - yOu CaN'T pUT a StICkeR oN n LapToP

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Sometimes you can just enjoy things

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This should be bio of this sub

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People lying about their salary in order to negotiate a higher starting wage, unthinkable!

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adults can never be funny

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thathappened being transphobic again? it’s more likely than you think

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Daughter mourning dead animals? Yeah, that happened.

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They never even said she was a child?? A teenager could definitely say this

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Or maybe the ex was an asshole and the parents are genuinely empathetic?

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Lmao thanks mods glad I’m back

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... is this person jealous or something? There are a lot of talented children in the world.

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Men never do nice things for women they don't just want to fuck.

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r/thathappened user has clearly never met any elderly lesbians

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Nobody would ever get revenge for being fired. Obviously staged! r/ThatHappen23 is ridiculous lol

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Because teachers aren't allowed to joke

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This shit made me laugh my ass out

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No jokes allowed

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This can definitely happen. My handwriting was just as bad as this when I was in 6th so definitely possible

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and why couldn’t this happen??

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People never lie to avoid making small talk and people never talk poorly about other people when they think they can't understand them.

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Kids do stuff like this all the time, but ok

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at least he got called out in the comments

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Repost because I forgot to censor usernames

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Because teachers aren't capable of saying witty/controversial things apparently.

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Ah yes something that totally would never happen.

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Because kids can't get stuck at word puzzles that seem easy because you're an adult.

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Who would ever save a drawing their child made?

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Because sex is a myth

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Apparently Hospitals are all 100% automated now?

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How is this not plausible?

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yeah kids are always unkind to their parents

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The absolute detective work of this guy googling “Where do dogs go on planes”

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because kids are never curious and experimental

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Op has apparently never been to public school

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No one has ever parked illegally before!

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cAtFiShiNg cOuLd NeVeR eXiSt (seriously, what the fuck is wrong with r/thathappened?)

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I GOT ONE!!!! Someone thathappened me!!!

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Because it's impossible for eleven-year-olds to use their words.

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0.03%

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Because S Os are never helpful on your period

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(Also posted on kidsarentreal) She didn’t even say the age of the child

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This is something I would do. I dont remember what day of the week it is half the time

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Yeah. Couldn't have

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I don't this needs an explanation..

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Quick mods are asleep Upvote nothing:

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Kids never pretend to be authors

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Festive people singing? No way!

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People are never rude

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Op doesn't realize speech to text is a thing.

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Because children can’t replicate an internationally publicized event they saw on TV

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Because no-one's ever casually racist

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Doesn’t seem that improbable

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Because people don’t ever have asthma attacks

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OP just can't believe that happy relationships exist

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because pedos and creeps don't exist do they?

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Yeah werent we all born knowing what sex is cmon

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Yeah, because people never open-carry

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Because witty quips and one liners happen only in Hollywood blockbusterinos, and only a team of writers with decades of experience can come up with such retorts.

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Quick while the mods are asleep! Upvote everything happening

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Because people can’t get fed up

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Famous people apparently don’t attempt to change career paths.

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Because people can’t complement one another smh

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because teenagers NEVER watch naughty stuff /s

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I just wanna read a good story

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It's impossible to believe there aren't cameras all over every assisted living facility.

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Because people don’t get bored of no human contact

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Because old men can’t speak, think, bribe, or have fun..

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